Okay , hello all ^_^ I've put Hear My Voice on hiatus , because I have writers block for that story no inspiration at all ! I hope You enjoy this new one though ! ;D heh . BUT DISCLAIMER : I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING OF SOME SORT (sadly) maybe the servants . . . but do they count? xD

14 Days of Counseling with Mr. Stern

"A-ano, Temari-Chan…" Hinata timidly pressed her pointer fingers together, head facing the red carpet.

Her eyes were darting around the room nervously, for she was in a room with 2 other people-her new family. A pretty middle-aged blonde stood in front of a pair of newlyweds. Her facial expressions deliberate, as her cerulean eyes were fierce.

"I'm serious here! You two have been married for about 4 months! And nothing has happened then! No date, no baby-making, and not even communication! What's wrong with you two?" Temari smashed her hand onto the wooden table nearby.

Hinata's pale face flushed, for it went to 10 different shades of red.

B-B-Baby-M-Making? Hinata's face went purple.

"Temari, be quiet," a boy with fiery red hair muttered under his breath, as he looked away.

"Gaara, shut up! You will listen to me! 2 week, you two must do some marriage counseling with me," Temari affirmed, crossing her arms.

"No," Gaara glared at his older sister, "The girl, nor I will go along with this frivolous idea you're thinking of."

Temari's eye twitched.

"YOU TWO DEFINITELY NEED HELP! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME! Respect your wife!" Temari scolded as she tried to smack her younger brother's head, only to have it batted away.

Temari deeply breathed in, and then looked at Hinata.

"What do you guys talk about during dinner?"

Hinata looked up slightly at her sister-in-law.

"A-ano…trai-training s-skills… a-an-and str-strate-strategies," Hinata said meekly.

"And," Temari pursued.

"T-The food," Hinata squeaked.

Temari rolled her eyes as she shook her head.

"And," she concluded, "this is why you two need help. Come here for two weeks. I'm going to make you two have Sabaku-babies."

"H…Hah?" Hinata's head shot up, eyes alarmed.

I apologize that this was very short _ but this wasn't really a chapter , so heh ;3 I will try to upload more as soon as possible . Review ? Heh .