First things first!
Disclaimer: I take no credit to these ideas, unless I state so. They were all created by someone with a but more humor than me, unless I state so. And I thank them for their comical genius. So, I will state and thank the person who created the plathora of ideas of ways to annoy the wonderful, glorious and SEXY memebers fo Tokio Hotel, whom I do not own. *sad face* But Life goes on. So, THANK YOU WHOEVER MADE UP ALL OF THESE! I LOVE YOUR GENIUS!

"Rayne," David Jost called to the twenty-year-old sitting in his office. "Ready to hear your new assignment?"

"Hell yeah," she said.

"You're going to get a point system based on pranks/annoyances you pull on the guys," David explained. "And then, based on the number of points, is what I'll get you for your birthday."

"You have a deal," Rayne said after a moment of thinking. Rayne pulled her black hair into a high ponytail and blinked her blue eyes, nodding to David. "But, why are you having me do this?"

"I think this needs to an amusing tour," David said, patting Rayne lightly on the head. He sat on the edge of his desk. "Start on a list RIGHT NOW with ways to annoy them. Make a list for ALL of them, and then make a list for each memeber. Can you do this?"

"Oh, fuck yes," Rayne said. "Annoying people is so simple, I could do it in my sleep!"

"Well, start sleeping," David said.

Rayne shrugged. "Start thinking of that point system and my birthday presents. Right. Now."

"Okay," David said in a small squeak.

Rayne grinned, got up from her chair and skipped out the door and to her room. She turned off the lights and lit a few candles near her desk. The light shinning eerily on her face, she grinned evily to herself and began her task.

Rayne and David have packed and are preparing for the tour. The bus pulls up and they climb in to find the rest of Tokio Hotel sprawled out in front of them. Rayne glanced and David and pulled one of her many devious faces.

"Not now, Rayne," David said. "Tomorrow."

"Whatever," Rayne said, tossing her suitcases down and flopping down next to Bill on the couch. She hugged him and then started poking TOm in the side.

"What the hell?" Tom asked between little mouse-like squeaks. Rayne kept poking him and his squeaks grew louder.

"Rayne, knock it off!" Georg said, looking up from some disgusting magazine.

"Nope," Rayne said and gave Tom and EXTRA hard poke. His squeak was much louder than the others.

"STOP!" Gustav pleaded, covering his ears.

"I'd rather not," Rayne said as she continued to poke Tom. Tom's squeaks were starting to very much so annoy the rest of Tokio Hotel.

"Would you quit already?" TOm and Bill asked, very annoyed, at the same time.

"Nah," Rayne replied, poking him harder, his squeaking getting louder. Bill grabbed both her hands and Rayne leaned back against him. She pulled her feet off the floor and started poking him with the tip of her shoe.

"NOOOO!" Tom begged.

Rayne looked at David. He gave a slight nod and Rayne stopped. She twisted her hands out of Bill's grasp and left to put her suitcases up. David followed her under the pretense of doing the same.

"And how was that?" Rayne asked in a hushed tone.

"Good, actually," David replied. I rather enjoyed watching that. But those squeaks got a bit annoying."

"It's not MY fault he squeaks like that," Rayne said. "So...about those points..."

Haha...Thank you ProvesYouWrong from deviantArt! I give you all credit for the squeaking Tom idea! I love your genius!

Oh, and rate how this went from 0-5. Five being the worst annoyance possible, and 0 being comfortable.

-xRaynex