Sit Boy!

by xXJust A PersonXx

Yeah not very original name, first story hope ya like if not I am perfectly okay if you wasted sometime here since your the one who clicked. Anyways the usual fight Inuyasha compares Kagome to Kikyo! (Rated for language this is a crack fic.)

*Well first off I do not own Inuyasha, and this is my first fanfiction so deal with it.*
*thoughts*
"speech"

Kagome's P.O.V

*I can't stand it anymore, Kikyo this Kikyo that if she's so perfect why the hell is he still bitching at me?* I picked up a rock and chucked at the innocent tree in front of me. *Speak of the hanyou he's here, oh what a pleasant suprise.*

Inuyasha's P.O.V

*God stupid wench can't do anything but bitch and make ramen...* My thoughts were cut short as I got a rock to the head, "What the hell was that for wench?!"
My ever so pleasant response was "JERK! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!"
*Back to my previous thought did I forget to mention her love of bringing my pain?*

Author's P.O.V

As our lovely miko in training has put our moronic mutt down we turn to the quartet in the bushes a certain taijiya, kit, hentai, and neko watch snicker in amusement of the display of abuse.
"I-I can't believe I just lost a bet to a kit!" Miroku exclaims. "Stop whining houshi-sama, honestly your such a bad influence." said Sango. "I would stop whining if you would bear my child." Miroku says in a sing-song voice as he gropes Sango. Soon our hentai was out cold with a throbbing red hand print on his face, left a snickering kit, blushing taijiya, passed out mutt, and a amused neko.

Okay I think that was good for a first try, anyways review!