Kurt and Blaine sat close to each other in Starbucks on a warm summers evening sipping at their coffees.
"That's just so unfair! How can she do that?" Exclaimed Kurt in a jealous whisper leaning into Blaine so that the people around then wouldn't hear what he was saying.
"If you too are watching that girl in the corner over there fill her self with cake and still look that fabulous? The answer to your question is, I have no idea!" said Blaine in an incredulous whisper.
"Excuse me," Kurt eyed Blaine in a manor that told him trouble was brewing is he didn't choose his words carefully "But who may I ask is sitting next to you right at this very moment? While you ogle some skinny girl? Oh yhhh, that's right, your boyfriend."
Blaine laughed and pulled Kurt into a hug, he kissed his forehead and said into his hair "Baby, as much as I love you, you are stupid sometimes. Listen to what both you and I both said." Blaine paused and looked down at his boyfriend, who had one eye brown raised and was weighting skeptically for Blaine to Finnish " I believe you said 'sitting next to you boyfriend' and as I am also a guy, that would make me gay. And honey…I just used the word fabulous and no straight man would ever used that word" He laughed again and Kurt joined in.
"You know if I ever did that, I would be the size of a house within two days. Even if I did more exercise than I already doo!" Kurt said with a slight hint of longing in his tone.
"Well I think your perfect the way your are" Blaine smiled kissing his boyfriend on the lips and receiving a few giggles from a table of young teenaged girls sat next to them.
"Aww thank you bab" Kurt began, but Blaine Kurt across him and said
"Actually, scrap that, whatever size you ever become or however disgusting you become I will always think you are perfect" He smiled hoping to see Kurt smiling back, but was slightly confused when he saw that he was not smiling.
"So what you are saying Blaine Anderson, is that I am not perfect. And that I am a fat blob and despite of that you still love me!" Kurt arched an eyebrow and glared at his now panic stricken boyfriend.
"No! Kurt! NO! Not what I meant! Not at all! I mean I would love you whatever happened coz you would still be you….but your…you know perfect and everything already…"
"Ohh so now your saying that I cant change and that if I do you wont love me?" Kurt said calmly.
"Noooo… I ..well…I don't know…Oh Kurt you have confused me so much!...I…I…what…."spluttered Blaine. Kurt smiled widely and said in a low voice
"Oh I do love winding you up my dearest"
"Your mean, I'm not sure if I can ever forgive you" Winked Blaine jabbing Kurt lightly in the ribs. Kurt placed his hand on Blaine's thigh and slowly moved it up the inside of his leg stopping right before his crotch and whispering in his ear.
"Oh well then, I can just go home to my empty house alone. You know, my family are away all weekend, and I thought we could make something of it…..?" With this Kurt got up leaving a gaping Blaine still sitting at their small table. "Well are you coming or not?" Smirked Kurt knowing his boyfriend was most definitely going to follow him.
Shaking his head as if he had just come back to realization, an evil grin spread over his face and Blaine scrambled to his feet, following his boyfriend out the door.