Kit: Okay, I've no idea what happened. For some reason this quote's been in my head a lot the last few days, as well as the fact that I kept listening to the song Witch Doctor. So I thought I'd do this really short, really simple one-shot. I hope you like the silliness that is Angela in this cute little thingamajig.

I don't own Twilight, or any of the characters or whatever else I'm not supposed to own. IF I did, not only would I re-write the whole damn thing, but I'd pretty much change everything, including adding more other supernatural show references. Also I'd be filthy, stinking rich and I could finally get my dream home.

Vampires, Shapeshifters and Witches Oh My!

"If Angela turns out to be a witch,

She can join the party too!"

-Bella Swan (Eclipse)


Angela quickly presses a bit of tissue paper to her face, just as she sneezes. Wiping her nose the young Asian teen sniffs, making sure the lower half of her face is clean. When she's done, the teenager gets up and walks to the wastebasket beside her vanity set. After tossing it, she heads to the set of drawers under her vanity set. Opening the drawer she grins as she sees two stacks of books. The books are the Weber family grimoire's passed down through every other generation of witches.

Angela just happens to be born in the right time.

She grins and pulls out the four books, closes the drawer and walks back to her bed. Sitting in the center of her soft matress the young witch in training opens the first grimoire. Her dark brown eyes scan page after page until she finds what she's looking for.

"Ah ha! Found you!" She cheers.

At the top of the page, written in very fancy caligrophy says Revenge Curses. Angela smirks as she finds a spell that'll give Ben an even worse balance than Bella; lucky for her boyfriend the spell will only last a day, minimum. Just for shits and giggles, Angela goes to her closet and pulls out her Halloween costume for last year. She grins as the Slytherin robe still fits and goes back to her bed. Casting the temporary spell, Angela cackles a bit maniacaly.

"This'll teach Ben to make me watch anymore shitty action flicks!" Her maniac cackling continuing on into the dead of night.