I was just thinking one day. And this came to me.
Warning:...
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK(but if I could only get a piece of Gamzees and Dirks' asses. I would be fine)
There was a very long and unpleasant silence. Then Tavros looked up at me and smiled uneasily.
"W-well uhm...I think...I think it is perfectly okay to,,uh,, like another boy...and if that boy likes you back,,,to date and stuff...but...I don't think I'm the boy you're looking for.."
I knew this would happen. I read too many fanfics. Of course he'd reject me. I'm not even good looking.
"That's okay brother. I understand you're not up and liking this clown. That's cool too. That's cool too." I say and step back. He looks sad, or, pitiful, so I have to do something to cheer him up.
"Welp, better go see about my date with Karbro! We ain't going steady or anything, just to pass the time, so I was just wondering if you would want to be my boyfriend but I got my motherfuckin' understanding on. It's cool brother." Going steady? Steady was not even there. Who was, Terezi. Karkat and Terezi were beyond going steady. Karbro lately flips through magazines and shit, looking for an engagement ring. Not that I like Karbro, he and I are just bestbros, I just envy him for having his perfect piece of heart.
"Uh,,,okay...then...bye?" Tavros says. I turn to walk off, and I can hear his friend Vriska call me something around the name of moron. I don't care though. I'm immune to that shit. What I'm not immune to is being so lonely.
It's okay though. We'll hook up sooner or later. The main character always gets their crush in a fanfic. So. I'll get mine too. I just have to do a little razzle dazzle and he'll be mine.
"Stop. your fucking. crying you imbecile. Some one killllll me."
Karkat complained beside me. I couldn't help it. Tav was so nice and kind to me but face the facts. He straight up rejected me. Eridan put his elbow on my shoulder and I momentarily grimaced.
"It's okay, sooner or later you'll see, Tavv wwill come crawwling on his hands and knees for you." Eridan says. I look up at him smiling.
"Maybe you're right bro!"
"Right? Thith dumbath ith never right when it cometh to love, only in the fact that he can't get anyone. Then he'th right." Sollux says. He's kind of rude. Right now, I have to take sides with my fish loving friend. Because we were both rejected. Now I know how bad he feels.
"You're doing great too Blondy. Just shut the fuck up." Karkat growled turning to Sollux then to us. "If I hear one more fucking weep I'm going to shove my book back into you voice box and make you cough up blood. Understand?" I nod lazily. He doesn't even really scare me. So, whatever.
Finally I was home. I grabbed my laptop and set it at the foot of my bed, opened it and turned it on. Then I took off my clothes and put on something more comfortable. I plopped down on my belly, fingers over the ASDF and JKL; keys.
Tavros was panting, his head hung back on the pillow.
"Gamzee." Tavros cried out. Gamzee pushed deeper into the sweaty boy beneath.
"You're doing really good Tavros." Gamzee said reassuringly.
"Gamzee, come eat." My dad shouted from the livingroom. I sighed but got up anyways, saving my story to my...
Oh no. Don't upload.
I shake my hands frantically over the keyboard trying to find out how to stop this upload.
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO!" I shout.
Status updated. Thank you.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."