Rico: Hey guys, my first fanfic in a long time. Forgive me if there are any mistakes! I got the idea for this fic earlier today while I was in my Anatomy class xD
Sasori: There better not be any mistakes in a fic with me in it!
Rico: Whatttevverrrrr
Deidara: I'm excited to read about this, yeah? It sounds promising!
Rico: What the hell Deidara? How can you read about it if you're in the story? Ah forget it just do the disclaimer!
Sasori and Deidara: Rico does not own Naruto. He does however own Ayumi and Kasumi!
Rico: Enjoy! Oh by the way, I was gonna just make this a one shot, but I decided there can be more to Sasori and Kasumi. Okay, now enjoy it forreal :DD
Chapter 1: First Chance!
Sasori awoke drowsily with the sunlight in his eyes. He had a throbbing pain in his head and he slowly tried to sit up. He then noticed the condition of the room and looked around with wide eyes. Glitter seemed to cover the entire room, empty cups and streams littered the floor, his multiple paintings either hung crooked on the wall or had fallen to the floor and Deidara was asleep on the floor with his brunette girlfriend, Ayumi. Not to mention they were both naked. Sasori tore his eyes away from the sight of his naked friend, before he got a mental scar.
It was then that Sasori noticed his own lack of clothing, and the naked, light blue haired girl sleeping next to him and with him under the covers. Sasori was bewildered. He had never ever even really talked to a girl before in his life, in that way anyway. 'What the hell happened last night?" he thought. Sasori was almost scared to go see the rest of the mansion, seeing his room in the condition it is. Since Pain was Amegakure's leader, he had his own mansion where he occasionally threw parties with the villagers. Sasori had never been to one until last night, he was never fond of parties. It was Deidara that convinced him to go, and Sasori was sure he would end up regretting it. For now though, he felt pretty good.
Sasori went out of his room, after grabbing a pair of pants, and looked over the mansion from the rail. Sasori spotted Hidan and Kisame asleep on the floor along with several other people he didn't quite recognize, and someone asleep under the couch which was tipped over. Sasori instantly thought of Tobi. There was a huge gaping hole in the wall, seemingly from an explosion. "Deidara..." Sasori thought out loud and shook his head. Some idiot either insulted his art or he was trying to show off to some girl. There was also the possibility he was drunk. Sasori then noticed outside, there were actually pink flamingos swimming in the pool. Sasori took a moment to stare, because how do pink flamingos get to a party?
"Sasori my man!" Sasori's thoughts were interrupted by Deidara's voice behind him. Sasori turned to see the blonde, who fortunately put some pants on himself. "That was one hell of a party last night, hm?"
"I wish I could say, but I can barely remember it!" Sasori stated.
"I hope you can at least remember how Kasumi was in bed last night, hm! I will never forget the night Ayumi and I had!" Deidara teased.
Sasori smirked. "Nah I don't remember much."
"Oh come on man! Think about it! You must remember something, yeah?"
Sasori thought hard. Soon, it all started coming back to him.
Friday, The Day Before, 8:00 pm
Sasori sighed, while he supported his head with his palm. He was bored out of his mind, watching other people dance and drink. Deidara had forced him to come, since usually Sasori simply stayed in his room during these huge mansion parties Pain threw. Sasori didn't want to drink, and he didn't want to dance either. He barely felt like talking. He was really just listening to the music playing. Currently, "#Stupidfacedd" by Wallpaper was playing. The bass on that song was insane.
Since he had been revived by way of one of Orochimaru's forbidden jutsu that was found by checking his now empty hideouts, all he wanted to do was train and work on his puppets in order to improve on his new body. Truly he was still adjusting to being human again. Instead, he was here wasting time at a stupid party. Sasori had been sitting since the start of the party, and before long Deidara noticed.
"Sasori my man, what's up? Why are you just sitting here, hmmm?" Deidara asked. Sasori looked up and saw Deidara, with one arm wrapped around his girlfriend, Ayumi, who waved shyly.
"What am I supposed to do?" Sasori asked, in a very bored voice.
"Find a girl and dance with her or something! Live a little man, yeah?"
"I've not seen a single girl that interests me..."
Deidara looked around. Then he noticed on the other side of her room, a girl talking to a few friends, who kept glancing over at Sasori and smiling. Deidara smiled.
"How bout that girl over there, hmmm?" he asked, motioning with his eyes. Sasori turned to look at the girl, not expecting to see much. Instead, he got a view of one of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen. She had medium length, light blue hair, and from what he could tell she had teal eyes. Sasori was amazed at her, and more amazed he had not noticed her sooner! When she noticed him looking at her, she immediately looked away and slightly blushed.
"Go and talk to her man, yeah!" Deidara said.
Sasori looked up at him. "Talk to her? What I say, I've never even talked to a girl before!" he exclaimed.
"Don't be afraid, Sasori. Just go and ask her to dance!" Ayumi said. Sasori sighed.
"Fine..." he said, rolling his eyes. Sasori got up from his seat and went over to the girl that had been watching him. Her back was still turned from him since she hadn't tried to look back at him since he noticed her. Sasori tapped her on the shoulder and she turned, with surprised wide eyes. Sasori looked into her teal eyes and instantly fell in love with them. He quickly snapped back to reality, remembering he was supposed to be talking, even though he truly had no idea what to say.
"Hey... I'm Sasori, I noticed you from across the room," Sasori said, kind of feeling like an idiot. He tried to ignore the snickers from her friends.
"Hey Sasori, I'm Kasumi. Really, I noticed you too. You're really cute..." Kasumi said, breaking their eye-contact.
Sasori noticed a bit of heat in his cheeks, and wondered what it was. He had never felt anything like that. "Thanks... I was wondering if you maybe wanted to dance," Sasori asked. He was trying not to lose his nerve, and since he had come this far there was no turning back now. Kasumi stopped and thought for a minute. Most guys that she met at parties had turned out to be total jerks in the end. Could this guy be different? Kasumi decided to follow her heart one last time before making any conclusions on that.
"Yes! Yes I would absolutely love to dance." Kasumi said, smiling at him.
She excused herself from her friends, and Sasori led her to the dancing crowd outside around the pool. Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night" was playing, and everyone was jamming out. At first Sasori, was a bit lost and reluctant to start, but Kasumi led him through the crowd and they both began dancing together. Sasori was really embarrassed, because he had never really danced and so it was awkward for him. Kasumi giggled at him.
"Don't think about it, just do it!" she advised him. It took a moment but Sasori really got into it with Kasumi. Deidara and Ayumi watched from afar.
"Sasori is really having a good time, I'm really glad I convinced him to come, yeah?. It's one of the few times I've actually seen him smile! Plus they are really into each other, hmm!" Deidara said, smiling at his accomplishment.
"Yeah I know! That's really great! But why don't we go join them?" Ayumi said, smiling at Deidara.
Deidara eagerly nodded, and Ayumi led him outside to the dancing crowd, and began dancing not far from Sasori and Kasumi. They all danced for a few more songs, including "Party Rock Anthem", "Dynamite", and "DJ's Got Us Falling In Love Again". After that, Sasori and Kasumi were a bit tired, so they all sat and got a few drinks to take a small break.
Deidara took it upon himself to get drinks, and he tried to hurry knowing that Sasori was very impatient. Meanwhile, Sasori and Kasumi were chatting a bit, getting to know each other better.
"Art is my passion, I put my heart into working on puppets. They are my works of art, that will last long into the future! Such is art." Sasori was stating.
"Well yeah, art is something left behind to be seen long into the future. I have a fascination with art myself, even though I've never seen puppets out here in the Rain Village. I've only heard of them being used by Sand Ninja." Kasumi replied.
"Finally! Another art fanatic without some idiot opinion like Deidara. He thinks art is an explosion, literally and figuratively," Sasori said, rolling his eyes remembering the younger man's views on art.
"Oh wow... that's pretty stupid. What kind of art is that? Sounds like you have an idiot best friend."
Sasori laughed. "Yeah, I do. He's a brat."
Sasori didn't even notice that Deidara was away for awhile, he was very into the conversation. Sasori began to notice, he did kind of like this girl. Deidara noticed the two chatting and decided to wait a minute before he returned to them.
Deidara got himself and Ayumi 2 Tequila's, while he brought Sasori and Kasumi 2 Margarita's. Sasori had never drunk before, so he didn't know that he was supposed to sip. Kasumi carefully sipped her drink, while Sasori gulped all his down in one go.
"Whoa, Sasori my man slow down!" Deidara warned. Sasori looked at Deidara confused. He was only drinking. So he thought anyway.
"Yeah Sasori, slow down a bit before you get totally wasted!" Kasumi said.
Sasori went and got himself another, and slowly sipped on it as he was told. Midway through his 2nd go, he felt a buzz. He then felt as though the world around him was a bit fuzzy, and he was numb.
"Sasori, are you okay?" Kasumi asked, concerned.
"Oh crap, I think he's out of it." Deidara said.
"Oh no... This can't be good." Ayumi said.
Sasori looked around, and began laughing. "Oh wow... that guy has poked out!" he exclaimed. Sasori laughed for a few minutes more, before he fell back on the floor.
"Whoa... the room just changed! Where did the people go? Come back people..." Sasori said, totally out of it while the others could only stare.
Kasumi and Deidara hopped up and tried to help Sasori get to his feet, but the puppeteer kept stumbling over himself as he tried to stand and his knees gave out. They managed to get him over to a couch, and gently eased him down onto it. Kasumi was worried about the state of Sasori, who was still laughing at everything he spotted. She grabbed her drink and drank a bit faster than she did before, not really thinking about it.
It wasn't long before she too became loopy herself. She joined Sasori on the couch and they laughed together at the most random things and sputtered absolute nonsense.
"Oh wow, Deidara, what do we do? Now both of them are drunk!" Ayumi said. Just then she looked over to see Deidara, snickering himself. 'Oh come on, him too?' she thought and face palmed. 'This can't get any worse!' She then looked back to see Sasori and Kasumi had passed out for the minute.
Just then, a drunken Tobi came running up, and tapped Ayumi on her butt. Ayumi gasped and turned immediately but Tobi had run back to Kisame and Hidan, who were laughing.
"Tobi did it! Is Tobi a good boy?" Tobi asked excitedly.
"Yeah, Tobi's a great boy! Cause that was priceless! Did you see her face?" Kisame said, laughing still.
"Hell yeah, we got that bitch good!" Hidan yelled, laughing as well.
Ayumi was about to go and kill someone, but just then Deidara, got up, and stumbled a bit but he didn't fall. "So you're touching my lady, hmmm?" he said, angrily.
Hidan and Kisame's eyes widened, and they both instantly ran off into the crowd, leaving Tobi behind.
"Kisame? Hidan?" Tobi asked, confused. He then turned to see a fuming, albeit drunk Deidara, with a clay bird in his hand. Tobi's eye widened and he immediately ran but he was backed into a wall. "Danger, DANGER! DANGER!" he cried, scared out of his mind.
"Take this, you fricken idiot!" Deidara yelled, throwing his bird which exploded in Tobi's face, bursting him through the wall. Tobi groaned.
"Tobi was not a good boy..." he muttered. Deidara then smirked, content with the damage he had done to Tobi. Then he dragged Ayumi by the arm through the crowd up to somewhere they could be alone, having completely forgotten about Sasori and Kasumi through the confusion.
Hearing the explosion, Sasori sat up. "Sounded like... something loud!" he said, still not completely sober. Kasumi awoke then, and looking at him.
Kasumi jumped up, almost falling and pulled Sasori up, and led him back to the dancing circle. This time, "OMG" by Usher was playing, and they were dancing on each other. Sasori was truly enjoying himself, although at this point he wasn't sure if he was hallucinating, or if this was really happening. In his heart, he really wanted to continue to see Kasumi in the future. Was this the emotion known to most people as love? Sasori really didn't find any answer to that, so he just continued to enjoy himself.
Their dancing went on for awhile, and when they got tired of it, Sasori and Kasumi went upstairs to play some Guitar Hero. Kasumi ended up beating Sasori each time, and much to his surprise. When he did actually play, Deidara and the others always lost to him. It surprised him that Kasumi was so good at it. When Sasori got tired of losing, he felt like going swimming with Kasumi.
"Hey Kasumi, do you want to go swimming?" Sasori asked.
"Sure! But I didn't bring my swim suit this time!" Kasumi said, frowning a bit.
"Well, let's go get one of Konan's! She won't care, we just can't wake her."
Kasumi nodded. Sasori led Kasumi down the hallway to Pain's and Konan's room. They crept the door open silently, and immediately noticed the snoring of Pain. Sasori stepped carefully, over to Konan's dresser, and opened one of the drawers slowly. Despite the fact, that the room was pitch black, Sasori had trained his eyes to be able to see in darkness.
"I'm gonna get you Dirty Dan..." Konan muttered. Sasori froze, before he realized she was talking in her sleep. He sighed a sigh of relief. Konan would kill him if he woke her up, and Pain would kill him again if he found Sasori going through Konan's swimsuits. Because seriously, how would that look?
"I'm gonna rip your arms off... flapjacks." Konan muttered again. Kasumi couldn't help but giggle quietly. Sounds like someone watches a bit too much SpongeBob. Sasori held a finger over his lip, and Kasumi tried to calm down. Sasori pulled a 2 piece swim suit out, and then they both stealthily left the room.
"Wow, I thought we were screwed for a moment." Sasori said, exhaling a sigh of relief.
"If I had laughed any louder we would have!" Kasumi said, still giggling. Sasori shook his head. The girl just didn't know how close to death she was.
"Well, you can change in my room. Come on," Sasori said, leading her down the hallway to his room. Kasumi noticed the neatness of the room, and the artistic paintings on the wall. Sasori urged her into the bathroom, where she quickly changed into the bikini and grabbed two towels, one for herself and one for Sasori.
Sasori had changed into his swimming trunks outside the bathroom, since it would cause her to wait if he waited for her to come out for himself to change. Sasori admired her curvy body, and how smooth her skin was. 'She must be a California Girl.' he thought, since she instantly reminded him of the Katy Perry song.
Meanwhile, Kasumi was also checking out Sasori at the same time. 'Whoa, forget cute, he is HOT!' she thought, mentally squealing. Kasumi had felt his muscles earlier from dancing but only now had she gotten an actual look at them. His biceps were impressive, and his chest was toned as well as his six-pack. They both sat and stared at each other for a few, before they realized they were supposed to go swimming.
"Ready to go?" Sasori asked. Kasumi nodded and handed him one of the towels. They headed down to the pool, working through the crowds of still dancing people. The pool wasn't as packed as it was earlier. Itachi and Kakuzu were floating in the water on floaters, sipping lemonade it seemed, and there were a few girls and guys in the pool talking.
Sasori led Kasumi into the pool, and they both swam around for a bit. A few times, they ended up in a splash war, which always ended in Sasori dunking Kasumi, much to the irritation of Kakuzu and Itachi, who were constantly getting splashed. They were both relieved when Sasori and Kasumi decided to be alone in the hot tub.
"If I were to get splashed one more time, than we would have had a problem! My money better not be wet..." Kakuzu said, irritably.
"Why would you bring money in a pool?" Itachi asked, coolly.
"Someone might steal it! You can't sit money down; people are just waiting to take my babies!" Kakuzu replied.
Itachi looked at the man in bewilderment, and shook his head. 'If this is what money does to people, than screw that.' he thought.
Meanwhile, Sasori and Kasumi were talking in the hot tub. By now it was past midnight, and almost everyone had left and most of the Akatsuki had either passed out or gone to sleep. Itachi still floated out in the pool, seemingly enjoying the view of the moon and stars.
"You know, I've really been enjoying tonight." Sasori said, actually smiling.
"Yeah, so have I! You've been really good to me Sasori. Most other hot guys like you have been total jerks to me..." Kasumi said, slightly frowning.
"Well I'm not like that, you can compare few guys to me."
"I've learned that by now. I love that about you! I think I really like y-," Kasumi stopped mid-sentence, hoping Sasori hadn't heard that part. But he had been listening to her intently.
"What were you about to say?" he asked, curiously. He already knew what she was saying, he just wanted her to come out and say it.
"Nothing I..." Kasumi started, trying to think of an excuse. She didn't exactly want to spill her guts after being hurt so many times, but she had nothing, so she decided to just say. "I really learned you tonight, and I like you, alot! I was a bit reluctant at first, but tonight you showed me that not every hot guy is a total jerk,". She blushed and looked away. But Sasori turned her back towards him.
"Well, you know, tonight you helped me learn what it means to like another person as well." he said, smiling at her. Kasumi smiled. They looked into each other's eyes for several moments, and then she climbed onto his lap. They looked into each other's eyes for several more moments, before their faces began slowly moving closer, and they met in a kiss.
Kasumi's arms slinked around his neck, and his arms instinctively wrapped around her waist. It was a first kiss neither of them could have imagined better. When they drew back, they both blushed. Sasori had never been this close to a girl, but it seemed like his body was leading the way. Kasumi was the first to speak.
"Sasori... I should get going. I bet my friends are looking for me," Kasumi said. Sasori was disappointed to hear that.
Kasumi got out of his lap, and got out of the hot tub, but Sasori grabbed her arm.
"Wait... stay with me tonight. Please, " Sasori said, almost pleading. Kasumi looked into his eyes, and she could tell he was sincere. She thought for a minute before she smiled and nodded. Sasori smiled, and got out of the hot tub, and picked her up bridal style. He carried her all the way up to his room, and laid her on his bed, closing the door behind him and completely ignoring the fact they were both still wet. He got on top of her, and began looking for the clip of her bikini top.
Present day
" Sasori, my man! Are you like zoned out right now, yeah?" Deidara asked loudly, snapping Sasori from his thoughts.
"Yeah sorry, I just remembered all last night." Sasori said, now smiling.
Deidara smiled. "Hell of a night hmmm? You gonna stay with her, yeah?" he asked.
"Yes of course. I do care about her! I've never even felt anything for a girl before her," Sasori said, with no hesitation.
"Good! Well I'm glad something good came of this whole hellish thing, yeah?"
"Yeah, but we better do something about this place before Pain wakes up. He hates messes." Sasori said.
"You know what you're right, hm."
"But hey, Deidara, We need to this all again, next friday night." Sasori said.
Deidara smirked at that. " You aren't lying my man. You are so right, yeah."
Well that's it for this chapter. It's my first fic in a VERY long time. Read and Review Please! I got the inspiration to start this story while I was in my anatomy class, bored out of my mind. Hope you guys enjoy it!