Professor Layton was driving home after going to the doctors and meeting My Wife the serial rapist. 'That was the most terrifying moment of my life', he thought shaking slightly. He finally made it home. He went in his house and then... "HEY PROFESSOR!", Luke yelled. "What is it Luke?", Professor Layton asked. "I had a very freighting day at the doctors make it quick!" "You're covered in blood Professor!" "Well that's becau-" "Blood has 5 letters in it!" "Luke just shut up!" "Did you go into surgery Professor?" "Luke ju-" "Huh huh huh did you go into surgery I would really like to know Professor did you did you did you?" "LUKE, SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID LITTLE BOY!" "Boy starts with the letter B Professor!" "I don't give a crap whatsoever Luke!" "I LIVE ON THE MOON!" "UGH JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!" "Shut up is 2 words Professor!" "I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR BRAINS WILL FLY OUT THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD AND YOU WILL BE A ZOMBIE FOREVER! " Layton then suddenly grabbed Flora from out of no where and hit Luke with her like a baseball bat.
"Oh Flora please forgive me, I have no idea why I did that.", Layton said. Flora didn't say anything, she just sat there crying and shaking. Layton kept apologizing to Flora and right then after the 5th time Luke gets up and starts talking again. "PROFESSOR!" "LUKE SHUT UP!" Professor Layton grabbed Luke and tied him up and taped his mouth shut. "SHUT UP YOU GIRLY MAN, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE KID!" Layton yelled at him. "Sorry Flora I didn't mean to scare you like that, I am terribly sorry it won't happen again" "It won't?", asked Flora timidly. "No it won't happen again I promise." said Layton "Okay" Flora said quietly. "HEY PROFESSOR!" "...WWWHHHAAATTT!" "...I'M 42!" Professor Layton was shaking with anger. "...I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE LUKE I WILL KILL YOU DEAD! I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT I WILL!" "You promised you wouldn't scare me again!" Flora screamed. "Shut the freaking shut up you stupid whore!" "Whore has the word 'who' in it!"
Professor Layton was now at the point of no return, he was red with anger. He was so angry he was spitting out blood. He finally lost it. He went up to Luke and put his hands around his neck, and threw him into the wall. He went up to Luke again and grabbed him by the shirt and threw him out the window. He then stopped spit out more blood and then fainted.
Disclaimer! I do not own Professor Layton. I also don't own Professor Layton and the Malignant Growth. Skaijo owns that one.