Courting Gone Wrong

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto…which is so sad…

Hello everyone! This is our first fanfic so please be nice with us. ;) Read and Review please. ;) Thanks! ;) EnJoY!

D'sasters present:

Courting Gone Wrong

Chapter 1: Sasuke's true intentions, revealed!

(Team 7)

After a very long and exhausting day…

"Ok team, our mission today is done… You three could go home now…" Kakashi said with a satisfied look on his face.

(Inner Sakura) "Phew! Thank God that's over..."

"Bye Naruto! Um…Bye Sasuke! Bye Sir Kakashi! See you tomorrow!" Sakura said cheerfully.

"Bye Sakura! Um..Ok Sasuke, Naruto I have to go now or else I'll miss the advanced screening of Icha Icha Paradise vol. 1, 2, 3 the movie...hihihi…" Kakashi said with a wink.

O.o Naruto and Sasuke sweat dropped.

"O...kay?" They both said at the same time.

"So Sasuke, see you tomorrow! I have to go and feed my beloved cat, Ramen." Naruto said with a smile on his face. Naruto started walking away but turned around when Sasuke said something…

"Uhh…Naruto?"

"What, Sasuke?"

"Remember the time I helped you with Hinata?"

Naruto started to think. Then he said, "Uh…NO! You never helped me with anything, you always tell me to get lost…"

(Inner Sasuke) Damn! I thought he's stupid enough to say yes… Oh, well… I just have to think of another plan…

"Uh Sasuke? Do you want to ask something?" Naruto eyed him suspiciously.

"Uh…oh, cause it's like this…it, is, I, I…"

"Spill it, Sa-su-ke!"

"OKAY! You wanna know? Fine. breathes in I… want…to…"

"Yes, go on…"

"…court"

"Yes, yes"

"someone… real badly…:sighs:-.-"

Sasuke prepared himself for the humiliation that was about to come.

"Hah! That's it! And to think that I always thought that I am the loser between the two of us! Who's the loser now? Looooooooser!"

Naruto was now rolling on the floor, laughing to death with tears in his eyes.

"Naruto, I know I'm a loser when it comes to courting but I swear, If you tell anyone about this, your gonna be as flat as a pancake!" Sasuke glared at him and gritted his teeth.

"Whoa!" Naruto said while wiping away tears from his eyes. "No…hah…need…haha… for death…hahaha…threats here." Naruto said in between his laughs. "You have my word! Now calm down Mr.-loser-when-it-comes-to-courting. HAHAHAHA!" Naruto bursted out laughing...

Sasuke glares at Naruto.

…..after 15 seconds

Glaring intensifies.

(Inner Naruto) "Hehehe…He finally admits that he is a loser…"

Then Sasuke decided to snap out of it.

"So… are you gonna help me or not?" Sasuke asked impatiently.

"Nope."

"Why not?" Sasuke asked, annoyed.

"Because I don't know who you're gonna court. What if it's Hinaaaaata?"

Sasuke hit Naruto on the back of his head.

"Ow… What did you do that for?" Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head.

"For being stupid, baka! Why would I court Hinata if I know that you had a crush on her since third grade…"

"Oh yeah…you have a point."

Sasuke smirked.

"Duh! I always have a point. So, help me or not?"

"Uh…No."

"Huh? Didn't I already tell you that I'm not gonna court Hinata?" Sasuke asked, a little confused.

"You did."

"Then, why?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow and started to walk around Sasuke eyeing him suspiciously. Then he stopped in front of Sasuke and asked…

"Who is this looovely lady that made our little ice cube's heart melt?"

Sasuke's right eye started to twitch violently.

"Well… I'm waiting..." Naruto said with smirk.

"It's Sakura, okay! But you have to swear not to tell anyone about this or else, you're gonna see St. Peter and his rooster early." Sasuke glared at him murderously.

Naruto gulped. He stood up straight and did the salute position and said loudly, "A promise is a promise!"

"Good." "So, when do we start?"

"Tomorrow after our mission, go to my house and you will start your formal lessons on courtship." Naruto said strictly, as if he was really an etiquette teacher.

Sasuke sweat dropped.o.O

"Okay Sakura, I mean Sasuke, see you tomorrow…hihihi!" Naruto winked at him repeatedly then laughed uncontrollably. He started to dance around in circles chanting the name "Sakura".

This annoyed Sasuke greatly that his right eye began twitching like mad.

He decided to change the subject.

"Oi Naruto, Do you know that your cat may be starving to death right now?" Sasuke grinned at him wickedly.

"Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd!" Naruto ran in circles waving his hands frantically in the air. He dashed to his house like there was no tomorrow, determined not to let his beloved Ramen go hungry, again.

-o-Flashback-o-

Naruto got so obsessed in watching Ninja Turtles that he got hooked into it. He watched a marathon of Ninja Turtle episodes then remembered something when he saw the cat on the screen being tortured by the Master Rat.

"Funny, the cat on TV looks like my cat…"Naruto thought. "This reminds me, it's time now to feed him…Hmm… I wonder what time it is…"

Naruto looked at his watch and freaked out with what he saw. His eyeballs were almost popping out. His watch read: 1:00 am.

"Oh my gawd! Its way past his lunchtime! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?" He said over and over again while desperately trying to think of what to do.

By the time Naruto found his cat, Ramen was already a zombie!(A/N: hehehe…)

Thinking that this was the only solution, Naruto decided to call Sakura in the middle of the night and asked her to come over to his house and "take a look" at Ramen.

The moment Sakura laid her eyes on Ramen, her expression was, "AAAIIIIIIIIEEE! NARUTO! What did you do!"

Naruto was embarrassed to tell the real reason why forgot to feed Ramen so he made up a lame excuse about him being asleep all day…

Sakura used her skills in healing to heal Naruto's poor, poor cat.

In a few minutes, Ramen's old appearance began to come back slowly but surely.

Naruto was overjoyed, I mean really overjoyed.

"Thank you Sakura! Oh, Thank you soooo much! I'm so happy that I could hug you right now!" Naruto said with tears of joy. (A/N: like Gai and Lee…;P)

"Eh…You're welcome Naruto but please spare me of the hugging part…" Sakura said with a sweat drop.

-o-End of Flashback-o-

The expression on Naruto's face was priceless.

Now, it's Sasuke's turn to roll on the floor and laugh.

So he laughed and laughed and laughed some more…

When he got tired of laughing…

He got up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said "What a moron!"

He sat there for a while thinking about what happened earlier.

Then, It began to rain so Sasuke decided that he might as well go home since there is nothing else
left to do.

-End of Chapter-

Author's Notes

Wow! We actually made it through the 1st chapter of our 1st fanfic ever! (Yay!;D ) So, what do you guys think? ;) Reviews are very much welcomed and yeah… Give us a chance, okay? ;) Thanks a million red M&M's! ;)

- pink-squishy-marshmallow & H.S.B.C ; )