A/N: Hey y'all! Weeeell, I've been having this idea for a while now…this is my little parody of the Matrix. Don't take it too seriously because I sure as hell don't take it seriously when I'm up at night writing this crap =P I know this chapter is short as anything, but I just wanted to get something up here to "test the waters," so to speak. Enjoy!
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[Code flashes across screen. Phone rings.]
TRINITY: Hello?
CYPHER: Is your refrigerator running? *snicker*
TRINITY: Ohmygod Cypher, how dumb ARE you?? I already know who you are, you can't prank call me on this line. And besides, I don't have a refrigerator!
CYPHER: Cypher? uhhh...I don't know anyone named "Cypher"! What kind of candy-ass name is that?
TRINITY: Ugh. Just plug me in, you ass.
CYPHER: Oh dear God. You wanna watch that loser AGAIN? Stalker.
TRINITY: AM NOT!
CYPHER: You think he's gorrrrgeous, you want to kiiiss him, you want to loooove him...
TRINITY: SHUT UP! And besides, I'm lesbian.
CYPHER: Sure you are honey.
[Click]
TRINITY: Did you hear that? What was that noise?
AGENT SMITH: *cough* Hear what? Nothing was there...this line is clean!
TRINITY: Who are YOU?
SMITH: Uhhh...is your refrigerator running?
TRINITY: OMG! NO! REFRIGERATOR!!
[CYPHER and SMITH start cracking up.]
TRINITY: Screw y'all. [She hangs up]
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Like what you see? Review enough and I just may post the other bits ;)