A/N Ok, so as advent started yesterday, and I've been in the Christmas spirit for about 2 weeks already, I thought I'd share this lovely song with you, that one of my friends (also known as Harry, Ron, Sirius and Draco) wrote kast year, and I somehow learnt the words to. Please note that not all of the facts are correct, it was written after we watched Breaking Dawn part 1, and she hasn't read the books. For some strange reason I was given partial credit, and she has let me post it. Contains Twilight Bashing, sorry about that.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight
Jingle Bells Twilight Smells ...
To the tune of jingle bells (The bits in bold are the regular chorus, the normal bits have the tune of the 'dashing through the snow...' part)
Sitting at the window
By a cold dark dreary scene
My vampire boyfriend's left me
And Rosalie's really mean
The acting hurts my eyes
The blood makes me feel sick
But if your brain is wise
You know that Jasper's pretty fit
Oh, jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died, Jacob cried
Potter all the way
Edward's gone for good
Now Bella's really sad (in both ways)
Bella Swan please get a life
Before you both get slayed
A the wedding guests are fighting
It's vampires versus wolves
It's starting to get a bit frightening
So please will you leave soon.
Oh, jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died, Jacob cried
Potter all the way
What a happy little group
The Potter family are by the train
While Bella's having a mutant baby
And it's causing her much pain
Her best friend's fallen in love with it
And it has a messed up name
It is called Renesmee
In a word that is just lame
Oh, jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died, Jacob cried
Potter all the way
If you are now confused
I have a solution to your troubles
Shuffle on down to Flourish and Blotts
And look in the section made for muggles
I hope now you will see
What a disaster Twilight is
It does no good to dwell on dreams
And that is what it is
Oh, jingle bells, Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died, Jacob cried
Potter all the way
Oh, jingle bells, twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died, Jacob cried
Potter all the way!
A/N: Please review? Pretty please? And on that note, Have a Verry Harry early Christmas! Love, Trixy