HETALIA HEAD-CANONS! PART ONE
forty to be exact.
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FIRST: (my favorite: GERITA)
What if: Fem! GermanyxItaly?
Their relationship would be very similar to Germany and Italy's. In fact, there would only be a few differences.
. Fem!Germany would be both shyer with Italy in general and more jealous when he flirts with other girls.
. Italy would be a little more affectionate with Fem!Germany than he is with Germany (hard to imagine, I know). He'd also try to show off for her sometimes, such as by picking her up and carrying her…but his attempts to show off would usually end in failure.
. Italy would initially be even more terrified of Fem!Germany than he was of Germany (remember how German women apparently terrified him?), but would warm up to her just as quickly.
. Fem!Germany would think Italy was something of a pervert at times, such as when he sneaks into her bed to sleep with her, even though his actions are intentionally innocent.
FEM! ITALY x Germany
Believe it or not, Germany and Fem!Italy would have a love/hate relationship, seeing as how Fem!Italy has guts and an attitude and would most likely challenge Germany at times instead of just going along with whatever he says or cowering in the corner/running away. However, the alternation between fighting and being sweet to one another would be part of the attraction for the both of them - heck, it wouldn't be the least bit surprising if they ended up making out after having one of their screaming matches (don't worry, in MY fics, they won't do this. But Italy WILL have have guts and she doesn't like dresses or girly stuff. I can relate).
. Fem!Italy would be hostile towards Germany at first rather than be afraid him; in fact, instead of hiding in a tomato box and begging for her life, she hid up in a tree during WWI and ambushed Germany once she spotted him. However, he'd grow on her just as quickly as he grew on her male counterpart.
. Fem!Italy would lovingly taunt and tease Germany and flirt with him too, if only to make him blush. She'd also be just as affectionate with him as Italy is when they aren't fighting.
. Germany would be a bit more protective of Fem!Italy, seeing as how she's a woman and Germany would totally be the gentlemanly type. (I'm not sexist. Plus, remember how Germany was uneasy around girls? This would be a perfect pairing, in my opinion)
. Germany would also be amazed by Fem!Italy's guts.
. Germany would be even more flustered around Fem!Italy than Italy during moments like her giving him underwear for a Christmas present. (me: evil laugh)
FEM! Italy x Fem! Germany
Overall, Fem!Germany and Fem!Italy's relationship would be similar to the relationship of their male counterparts, but not nearly as similar as Italy/Fem!Germany.
. Fem!Italy and Fem!Germany would be equals in terms of strength and they would know this from the day they met, after a bit of a struggle before Fem!Germany took Fem!Italy prisoner (wanna wrestle, bub? Huh! HUH!? Lol, jk.).
. Fem!Italy would be very affectionate with Fem!Germany and would tease and taunt her to make her flustered.
. Fem!Germany would be somewhat less embarrassed about Fem!Italy doing things like sneaking into her bed to sleep with her, but she'd still be fairly uncomfortable about it. She also wouldn't be keen on her flirting with men.
. Fem!Italy and Fem!Germany would love brushing and playing with each other's hair, like REAL soldiers do.
Random!
1: Much like his female counterpart, Male!Belgium is a flirt…but he's right up there with France with how much he flirts.
Male or female, as long as he finds someone attractive, chances are Male!Belgium will chat them up.
2: The FACE family loves the play "Annie."
America just likes it overall for its American essence; Canada thinks it's a nice story; England will deny to the grave that the play is good, but he secretly has taken a liking to it anyways; France thinks it's quite adorable.
They go to see it together every Christmas season.
3: When they were kids, Spain thought France was a girl for some time, which made their mutual crushes on each other at the time kinda awkward when Spain told France he'd make "her" his "wife" someday.
He wasn't phased after finding out France was a boy, though, and told him he was still gunna marry him anyways.
4:Italy acts like a total idiot all the time
not because he's happy
but because he's drunk
5: France actually spends zero time on his hair. He treats it without much care, usually forgetting to brush his hair.
It still remains pretty decent overall though, which makes other nations (especially China, who has to spend 10+ minutes just getting the knots out) flare with envy.
For special events, he'll take the time to brush it, but that's it.
6: Both America and Canada have an intense fear of being alone.
America feels isolated from the other countries because of his power.
Canada is terrified that there will be a day he forgets himself. (AW! I want to hug them both!)
7: Have you ever wondered what would happen if you tried to wake Italy up from his siesta or make him stay awake pass 3 'o clock to take it? Here is what happens if you do that though. It is like how you need to let a young baby sleep. If you try to make him stay away through 3 PM, Feliciano will start to feel a little irritated and get upset easily. It's hard to calm him back down so he can sleep again. His body needs to rest so he can be cheerful and upbeat. Now waking up Italy during his siesta can be hard since he is a heavy sleeper. If you try to wake the Italian up more physically(like slapping him, kicking him, or pouring water over him), Italy will wake up. But he will start wailing and crying from losing his sleep. Feliciano will feel hurt inside when you wake him up, thinking he might have done something bad if you didn't let him complete his siesta. The only way to make him calm down to sleep again is if you know how to make Italians happy. Or give lots of hugs and kisses to Feliciano to make him feel much better.
8: Even though England sucks at cooking. The one thing he can cook the best is scones, sense he would always be making them for tea and such.
9:When the Nations play the board game Monopoly, Switzerland is the banker. No exceptions. He believes he's the best one for the job, and to date no one has argued otherwise.
10: Ivan really loves moccasins and loafers ever since someone gave him a pair last Christmas and now that and boots are all he ever wants to wear
11:Hungary is a master at the Rubik's cube.
12: Russia found his pipe during World War II, during Stalingrad.
He picked it up from one of the streets that had been a battlefield.
He looked around, saw the devastation, and wept.
He is never without it, for it reminds him that he must protect his people more than anything else.
He swore that he will defend every last person that calls themselves Russian.
(SO STOP HATIN', HATERS.)
13: When Princess Diana died, England wouldn't talk to the Royal Family for weeks.
After Diana's death, much suspicion fell onto the Royal Family. The people of England were very upset; a lot of them had taken a great liking to her.
England himself took up these suspicions and anger as well, and dropped into a state of depression.
14: N. Italy's secretly really good at combat and first person shooter video games and no one can explain why. His best games are the combat games, like Marvel VS. Capcom, Super Smash Brothers, and Street Fighter. Not even America can beat him at those games. But when it comes to platformers, he sucks terribly.
15: Male!Ukraine is more cheerful and much less crybaby-ish than his female counterpart. He's an eternal optimist.
16: England's full human name is Arthur Iggy Kirkland, which is why he is sometimes called Iggy. He hates his middle name.
17: The reason why China didn't celebrate Christmas is that it reminded him too much of his family, which he thought he would never regain.
However, he began to celebrate it with Hong after he was returned to China.
He never really took a liking to the holiday, but Hong loved it so much that he celebrates it every year with him anyways.
He's just so grateful that he is able to embrace at least Hong once again.
18: Nations are role models to their people. (And maybe other people.) They guide and teach them. Since humans age, they watch them grow and learn over the time. Nations are immortal, whereas humans are mortal. Nations experience pain, and they endure it. They worry for their people at times. They wish they could live a balanced life and endure any hardships they encounter.
19: To avoid conflict and bloodshed, Italy will almost never fight.
However, if he must and he truly believes in his cause, he becomes more of a soldier than Germany could ever be, having order, respect, ferocity, intelligence, and a fighting spirit.
He fights for home, life, love, friendships, kindness, charity, salvation, and reconciliation.
He is a being truly filled with compassion.
20: Though France can flirt like an expert and is extremely experienced in the ways of physical loving, when it comes to true love, he's clueless, and often becomes frustrated and cruel.
21: Spaghettios were created when Italy and America tried cooking pasta together once.
Obviously, they kinda failed. Italy, bewildered at how the spaghetti noodles oddly ended up in the shape of O's, commented "Uh-oh! Spaghetti o's!"…and it was then America was struck with a brilliant idea! He decided that he and Italy had to market this delicious accident and they did, using what Italy said as it's name and slogan. The amount of money they've both made since then is astronomical.
22: There are three things that will cause North Italy to snap:
1. When someone tries to hurt his friends
2. Whenever he protects his brother
3. Whenever he witnesses death
I won't even bother putting "meddle with and/or take away his pasta," because when you touch the pasta, you
DIE. (lol)
23: Russia has a whole mess of sleeping problems/bad habits. He has frequent nightmares even in the best of times, and often has a drink before bed to help him fall asleep. When he's under a great deal of stress he tends to have terrible insomnia, and when/if he does get to sleep the nightmares are extremely vivid and just awful. He generally tries to avoid sleeping at times like that, and just lives off cigarettes and the most caffeinated tea he can get his hands on. If anyone is living with him during such as episode, they'll generally do whatever they can to finally get the big guy to get some decent sleep, as he is intensely unpleasant to be around when he's severely sleep deprived. Ukraine is the best as getting him to sleep, but Lithuania has a few good tricks up his sleeve too.
24: Turkey was in love with Greece's mother, and so when she died he took Greece under his wing.
He visited her grave everyday while Greece was staying with him and Greece always hated him for it because he thought Turkey killed his mother and was going there to mock her.
25: Feliciano hates how the fandom portrays him.
He's always quick to remind everyone that
he's not stupid,
he's not a coward,
he's not weak,
HE'S NORTHERN ITALY.
26: Romano has taken an interest of sorts in the various series Belgium is a fangirl of, since he's dating her and all. He watches Sherlock, Supernatural and various anime with her and even reads her comics and her fanfics. He's no fanboy of these series by any means, but he tends to have a casual liking for what she's into and thinks she's got definite writing talent too, being a writer himself.
He doesn't quite understand Homestuck at all, though, no matter how many times he's tried to read it and he'll probably never remember all of those different ship names or fan terms Belgium uses either…but she doesn't mind any of that. She's just happy that a guy she's dating (1) not only embraces her geeky side but wants to be a part of it as well (1: Yep. It happened).
27: Germany actually did propose to Italy again many, many years later. Although he was awkward about it, Germany managed to not scare Italy that second time and Italy tearfully accepted.
Unfortunately, they won't ever actually get married…or rather, they can't ever get married, so it was more of a "will you be my fiance?" sorta thing. You see, as countries, they can only get married if their territories unite…and even if they could get married for love, same-sex marriage isn't legal in Italy's home anyhow. That doesn't mean they can't go as far as getting engaged out of love if that's what they choose to do, though. (so you see, Fem! Italy, or fem! Germany, or whatnot, it STILL happened. Yes, this is the most EPIC news EVER! Well, for Gerita fans)
28: While they were his colonies, England didn't treat any of them very… Well, not rudely, but more like he ignored them a lot, and because of that, they wanted their independence - America, Canada, etc - and to this day, that's one of his biggest regrets and he wished he had spent more time with them so they wouldn't have all left him alone.
29: Liechtenstein bought a bow for Switzerland not so long after he bought her the ribbon she has. He only wears it on occasion…and only in the house…and only because Liechtenstein likes it so much (not surprising, since she seems to think he looks cute in girls clothes and whatnot). Me: Blackmail on Switzty! Hehehe...
30: RUPRU?
When Germany lost during WW2, he was patronized into four zones controlled by the allies. France, England and America took Germany while Russia was given Prussia.
Germany was forced to give Prussia away. He didn't want to, but since he lost the war, he had to pay the consequences. Prussia is furious to why Germany was giving his own brother away to the Soviets. He asks everyone in the meeting why they were doing this and they say he isn't needed anymore.
France, England and America wanted the 'good parts' of Germany and gave 'scraps' to Russia.
Prussia turns to Hungary and Austria but they give him the cold shoulder and deceive him by becoming a couple.
Angry, Prussia refuses to go under Russia and so Russia uses the last resort, forces him to come. Russia admits he likes Prussia but Prussia hates him so much he doesn't believe him.
The only resort is that Russia has to manipulate Prussia by telling him no one cares about him and left him alone after the fall of the regime. After time, Prussia falls in love with him because he was the only person he had to support him emotionally and physically.
But when the Berlin Wall falls and Prussia is reunited with Germany, he still harbors feelings for Russia. Germany and Prussia still love each other as Brothers, however. (You see? The dude had a tough time. So don't hate.
31: Fem!Canada isn't quite as shy as her male counterpart and more people tend to recognize her as well.
32: When Russia feels comfortable enough with someone, he can get rather cuddly. Not quite as cuddly as say, Italy, mind you, but he'll be surprisingly affectionate at times.
33: Gilbert had been slowly dying since the fall of the Berlin Wall and his people began leaving him for the west. On October 3rd, 1990, he was going to die as he would no longer be the East German Democratic Republic or a country. Ivan didn't want him to die, so he made Gilbert the personification of the oblast Kaliningrad, Prussia's former capital. Ivan has never told Gilbert this though so Gilbert thinks he's still alive just because he's awesome. (Rupru again?)
34: Ludwig killed Hitler. They were in the bunker and Ludwig suggested that they surrender. Hitler shouted 'this war is over when I say it's over'. Ludwig took out his gun, shot him, then said, 'It's over. Sir'. Then walked away.
And you know what he regrets?
Not doing it sooner.
35: There was a time when Gilbert actually wasn't so obnoxious. 'Course, as a child when he was a Teutonic Knight, he was, but shortly after Hungary married Austria, he stopped being a pestering fool and only acted that way around Austria (since they hated each other). He turned more militaristic and grim, especially after Frederick the Great's death. After WWI when he got stripped of his status as an independent nation, he became even more secluded and quieter. Finally during the de jure dissolution of Prussia in 1947, in which he becomes East Germany, Gilbert's personality becomes a non-confrontational, anti-war one. When East Germany and West Germany were unified, Gilbert's personality gradually went back to being what he used to be—first the personality he had after WWI and during WWII, then his more militaristic attitude during Prussia's peak in power, and finally, back to being quite immature—what we're probably seeing now. In a sense, we are all seeing Gilbert getting degraded gradually over time.
36: Ireland and North Ireland are twin brother and sister and are the only twin nations to ever exist. Ireland is the girl and North Ireland is the boy. Ireland is also quite a tomboy, having grown up with five brothers who drink like fish and fight with her and amongst themselves constantly.
37: Everytime Germania gets sick or gets ac cold and is in his bed all day, Ludwig cooks and cleans the house while Prussia is all day on Germania's side. Germania is all lovely and clingy when he's sick and loves to cuddle with Prussia. When Prussia was a kid he loved to cuddle with him, not like Germany, he was never a cuddler. (me: Germany! WHY YOU NO CUDDLE!?)
38: It always breaks Romano's heart to see Belgium cry.
39: Because Arthur won't take Alfred to go trick-or-treating, since he's too old…
Alfred usually dresses up as a scarecrow and waits for people to pass by.
When he sees some rather old kids, he jumps up and starts chasing them until they drop their candy.
Alfred gets his candy, and Arthur gets a good laugh (like a BAWS).
40: Ludwig is allergic to peaches.