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Alfred should have known that the meeting was going to Helena, Montana the second it came to order. This month the meeting was held in his office due to complications where it had previously been booked.
Alfred barely managed to get things started before the sound of a door being slammed shook the house.
"Mein Gott vhat vas zhat?" Germany wondered.
"That unfortunately is the end of our meeting and the beggining of a very long explanation." Alfred sighed as he gathered his unused notes. "Brace yourselves."
No sooner had he said that, the office door was thrown open. Every head turned to the intruder. In the doorway stood a wheat blond teenager. Her hair was styled in twin braids. She wore paint smeared jeans and an old Yankees jersey. Her ocean blue eyes blazed with fury and sevral dutch profanities poured out of her mouth.
"You okay Yankee?" Alfred asked.
"Where is Micheal? Im going to kill him!" She growled.
England looked from Alfred to the girl aparently named Yankee. He noticed identicle cowlicks. "Wait a bloody second! Alfred is sher your daughter?!"
Yankees head whipped around her eyes locking onto the Englishman. Alfred paled and squeaked out something that sounded like "Yankee please dont do this."
Yankee however ignored him and prowled over to Arthur and punched him square in the nose. "You little name changing, city burning, tea taxing, scone eating jackwagon!" She yelled.
England tried to stop the blood leaking from his nose. Yankee continued her rant.
"You could have let me be New Netherlands. But noooo youre Great Britain you just had to have it all! Did you ever ask me what i wanted? No and why is that? Oh right because you didnt know i existed because YOU WERE NEVER THERE!"
England sat there eyes wide while Alfred's daughter recounted all his wrongs. Behind her Alfred was waving the Netherlands over to help.
"Ned a little help here."
The dutch man walked over and wrapped his arms around the state. (A fact which they had all come to realize.) "Calm down Natalie. I dont like seeing such a beautiful tulip so angry."
At the mention of tulips Yankee lost it. "Where the hell is Massachusettes?! That boy has hell to pay!"
oooh New York has got some beef with Massachusettes. What did he do? Next chapter will tell all. Now time for historical facts.
1. New York city was burnt down in 1776 supposedly by England
2. New York was originally colonized by the Netherlands
3. Boston and New York City hate eachother.
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