Wanna hear something that bugs me to no extent? I have to go back into my story and write a disclaimer. Also I don't own Sammy Keyes. But I love you guys so I disclaim for you and only you. Definitely not any of those perverted Maximum Ride writers. Hrumph ( That's was NOT want I meant when I said I wanted to read Fax stories Ewwwwwww).
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"Billy take off the beanie "(Me)
" You can't make me "( Billy)
" Yeah I can "
"Sammy pwease lemme keep it"*puppy eyes*(Billy)
" If I let you keep it, you have to take off those jeans and put on pants don't sag so much "( me)
"Come on Sammy please! You'll get in a second "(Billy)
"Wha?!"(Danny )*walks up to us in the same thing as billy*
" Ey man why you copying my swag?"(Danny)
*everyone stares*
" What " (me)
"The " Dot ( I can't put parentheses around it cause it changes to a period )
"F-"( holly) *gets interrupted by billy*
"*ROTFL*" (Billy )
*Danny is straight up giving Billy the finger.*
" TIME OUT"(Casey)
"I'm calling it. Billy looks better than you, Danny "(me )
" Yeah! Oh Sammy I kneeeeeeewwww it! You think Im so sexy. Wanna know why? Cause you liiiikkkeeee meeee. Even more than you like Casey"*grins*( Billy )
" Shut up William "( Casey) *looks like he might give Billy the finger too.*
" Billy that would be incest "( me )
" Ooooohh! I just got friend zoned! Ouch Sammy "(Billy)
"Billy you have no game" ( Danny )
" At least Im a man" ( Billy)
" WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"( Danny )
" LOL*high fives each other *" ( me and Casey )
" Means none of the girls you go out with are gonna find anything worth while *cough cough *"(Billy)
" Fuck you!" *storms off*(Danny)
" Sheesh what's up his butt?"Dot
*ROTFL*( everyone)
* we pick ourselves up again we start walking around the mall. We pass a shop called "DGK" *
" Ey man I gotsta go in and buy some more hats and bracelet and shit, yo"( Billy)
" Wow Billy you sure know how to live the thug life"(Holly)
" For shizzle yo"( Casey)
" Hey homeslice, I didn't choose thug life , thug life chose me "(Billy)
A/N: okay I will admit it's pretty weird but most of the dialogue is based off a prank one of my friends did yesterday at the mall and I thought the language they used made it even more hilarious so I kept it there. Sorry for anyone who is offended. Also tell me what you think of this style of writing . I didn't want to put all that " she said he said" stuff cause its mostly dialogue and I wanted to get the story up today. Do you think most one shots should be like this?
Ps. Everything Dot says I said haha.
lastly, Sammyisdabomb,Cam( I can't spell your username for the life of me. Forgive me please) and I are like the only people here right now guys. I love your stories too much. Pick up the slack!
Love,
Anne of green gables