"Link's Lawn Mowing"
Summary: This is a songfic about how Link can cut grass to gain coins, to the tune of Move Along by All-American Rejects. Only, the words have been changed to fit the story (and the fact that it sounds like "mow the lawn") Co-edited with pumkin98
Disclaimer: Neither I nor pumkin98 own the song Move Along by All-American Rejects or The Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess (or any other one.)
One day Uli was sitting outside, enjoying the weather and rocking her baby. Suddenly her hands started itching; the grass was really tall and needed cut. Uli decided to get the job done, and got her make-shift drums out to start tapping out a beat. The rhythm drifted into the house, where Rusl grabbed his bass and ran outside, bringing a tune to the beat. Together they were loud enough to attract the attention of Hanch and his guitar. the melodic chords were a perfect mix with the current music, and quickly called out to Malo, Beth, and Talo. As they stood in front of the band and waited for their entrance, Colin and Ilia grabbed their flashlights and attached the coloring. just in time for the vocal entrance, they turned on the lights and flashed them up at the band.
"Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
Look how tall the grass stands!
Another day and you've had your fill of drinking
With the gas can in your
Hands are getting worn
Your jeans are getting torn
Grab the key.
When all you've got is knee deep grass
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like you know you should.
And even when it's at your ass
Mow the lawn mow the lawn cuz you can't walk through
Mow the lawn!
Mow the lawn!"
By now everyone had gathered to listen to the music and were excited to hear the rest of the well-known song. But one special person was missing...
"On the day when you've lost your trees completely
Will be a night that just wont end.
Such hard work that will lead you to be bleeding
With the gas can in your
Hands are getting worn
Your jeans are getting torn.
Grab the key!
When all you've got is knee deep grass
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, like you know you should
And even when it's at your ass
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn 'cause you can't walk through
Mow the lawn!"
Then Talo made a sound that perfectly imitated grass being cut, sounding something like metal clashing against the ground, and the crowd went wild.
"When everything is grown we mow the lawn.
When everything is grown we mow the lawn!
The lawn! The lawn! The lawn! The lawn!"
As the music faded out and just the vocalist were left, the crowd raised their hands to wave them as they sang along.
"When all you've got is knee deep grass,
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like you know you should
And even when it's at your ass
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, 'cause you can't walk through!"
The music blasted back in to complete the final chorus.
"When all you've got is knee deep grass,
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like you know you should
And even when it's at your ass
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, 'cause you can't walk through!
When all you've got is knee deep grass,
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like you know you should
And even when it's at your ass
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, 'cause you can't walk through!
Mow the lawn!
Still it just grows on, we mow the lawn.
Still it just grows on, we mow the lawn,
The lawn, the lawn, the lawn!"
The crowd went wild at the ringing of the last chord and the cymbal crash. everybody loved it! Then riding in on Epona came the special person that had been missing up until now. He had his sword sharpened and ready to go, finally responding to his business theme song:
"Link's Lawn Mowing- We mow your lawn 'cause you can't walk through!"