Luna's Vacation; As Told By her Journal
By Fancypants66
June 1995
Saturday- Well, we did it. Dad and I have finally been able to go on that trip to go catch a Crumple Horned Snorkack. I hope we get one; it took a long time to get all those articles about us finding one printed out in time. I want to at least see one and prove Hermione Granger wrong. They do exist! If we're lucky, we can catch one.
Dad even said he'd got a bunch of trackers and nets, so it's pretty likely that we'll find one. I've got my fingers crossed.
Sunday- We've left the house and we're on our way to a harbor which will take us to Sweden. From what the guides told us, after laughing kind of rudely, Snorkacks like the fields and graze in the long grass. They also said that they're not hard to miss. They laughed at us for looking for them. They obviously don't know the truths behind them! My dad and I will catch one, and then we'll see who'll be laughing!
On board the ship, it's kind of fun because I got to go and see the seaside. It's really pretty, but fun as it is, I really wish that I could find a way to make people believe that my dad and I are right. Those people aren't as informed as we are. Next thing you know, they'll say that the Umgubular Slashkilter doesn't exist, either! I think it does, I've seen pictures. It looked kind of like a big ape with huge claws and a shaggy mane. And I also saw pictures of the Blibbering Humdinger. It was kind of dumpy looking and looked a bit like a bulldog. And I saw all of these pictures in "The Quibbler", that way I know it's the truth!