Niggi-kun and da merdar misterie at togamis manshun!

by wmsm5ever

togami wanted to throw a turn up funkshun and he invite al his FRENDZ! :D but wen the party hoest GETS MERDERD D: its up 2 niggi-kun and his waifu koko kirygiry and like 15 other loosers and sayak myzono whos determind 2 get hte d from keeohko's man...what was i talking about again? o yea. itz up 2 dem 2 find hte merderer...but will dey? prolly not. (DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY)

1. dam u nanami

Disclaimer: By now, you should know that any fic put out by me shouldn't be taken seriously. don't take this one seriously PLEASE.

WELCOME 2 da non despair mardar mysterie feeturing makoto cash money niggi.

Wun dai byakuya toegami decieded 2 throw a turn up funktun at his big azz mansion because his parents wer awai and byakuya wanted 2 apoluhgize 4 being a dick to everyone.

so wen naegi got the invitayshun in da mail he was like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEREYGIRI PLS CHEK DIS OUTTTTT!

so kerigeri (makotos waifu der teenagers in luv and they got married THIS IS MY OTP AND IF YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE UR A WEEABOO AND CIS WHITE MALE SCUM OKAIIIII? NAEGIRI IS LUV, NAEGIRI IS LIFE! SO YAOI KAWAII DESU.)

ne wai she red da invitarushun

"ayyy niggi-kun the invitatiun is written on a one hunned dolla bill" she poynted out.

"wow that kud pai 4 grossssseries!" niggi xclaimed happy.

"um 2 late i put it awn mai pre payed visa kard and bot 4 years worth of runescape memberships" sed chiaki nanami.

"damn u nanami..." naegi kryed...

"troll face" sed nanami.

then karygary snaped her fingers and a giant tetrris blok krushed nanami. goodbye u nerd.

kirigiri was like YOOOO WHY IS SHE IN DIS STORE ANYWAI? ?

niggi shrugd.

hey when is "togamis turn up funktun?" asked anegi

"its tonite! we gotta get dressed 2 turn up!" sed kirigir

but little did dey kno

dat something bad wood happen at hte funktyun

but i kant say that bc spoilers except its in the descritption of da storie but that doesnt kount as da fic its self soooo ya

(2 BE CONTINUE...)