Hey,It's Lexi again….I'm just cut copy pasting everything from my old profile…..I'm too lazy to correct it and publish it over again…..-_-

Hiya people, this is my first fanfiction...YAY ME! Anyway I'll be dividing it into chappies 'cos I'm in middle of my exams and I don't have enough time to type up.

Ash: and by saying ' I don't have time to type up' , she means to say that she's gonna spend her free time watching reruns of New girl, Gilmore Girls, The Ellen DeGeneres show...

Me: . . .

Bubble: Lexi! I just did that makeup for your show! And before stopping that fight and starting the show, Disclaimer,please!

Me: oh yeah. Thanks for reminding bubble. Note to all: if I owned SRMTHFG, it would have 25 movies, 93 seasons , a complete furnished lab with all hi tach machines for Gibby, a yoga flock for antauri, a bunch of professional trainers for Nova, with sprx occasionally as a punching bag, and a all-you-can-eat foodie fest for Otto. Conclusion: I don't own SRMTHFG.

* spotlights flicker on with me on stage*

Me: mike testing..1,2,3... Is this thing EVEN ON?! It is? It's not? I CAN'T hear you! Oh, for the good of all twisted lands, speak up!

Random mike guy: all good to go!

Me: How 'bout you tell me a year later? Readers woulda seen half this dilemma by now! ( dramatically) oh, the horror! I'm gonna be publicly humiliated!

Chiro: serves you right for hero-napping the bravest, serious-est heroes all across shuggazoom and disarming them of their abilities!

Me: serious-est? Really chiro?

Chiro: (in a serious tone) I put up quite a fight when you caught me, didn't I ?

Me: you were watching sun riders in your underwear and was eating a princess sugar plum cereal.

Chiro:( blush) DID NOT!

Me: DID TOO!

Chiro: DID NOT!

Me: DID TOO!

Mike guy: uh... Ma'm... Camera and mike's recording...spotlights are going to be turned on...

* spotlights turn on with me screaming in Chiro's face*

Me: ( awkwardly tugs on the mike's wire) uh...sorry for the wait people... We had a small...um...miscommunication with our contestants here.

Chiro: (murmurs) so much for the contestants.

Me: I HEARD THAT! ( eyes fill with fire)

Chiro: ( anime sweat drop) uh...

Me: ( turns back to the audience)

Oh dear, where are my manners?

Ash: your manners in the trash. Searchin' for it?

Me: ash, you ( censored) , you came in the middle of my show!

Ash: ( anime sweat drop) just came to remind you about the rerun of Gilmore Girls. So if you wanna see it, you better finish your chappie, AND FAST!

Me: I am the one and only Alexis A.K.A Darkninja03, your hostess for this game show!

Audience: * waves a tiny flag* ~ clap~

Me: and we have our monkey team, who are our contestants, as well as our guest...of...HONOR!

Audience: * waves a bigger flag* ~ clap,clap,clap...~

Me: that went bad.

Chiro: at least not as bad as yours.( smirks)

Me: you've struck the last nail on the coffin,baby.

Chiro: what does that mean?(sprx shrugs)

Me: aaaannnd we are going to TORTURE THEM IN A GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE!

Audience: YYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYY! * waves a humongous banner* and the crowd goes wild!

Sprx-77: thanks a KRILLION MILLION, CHIRO!

Chiro: what? A person doesn't have freedom of speech? We have a complete nut case tryina-

Me: I HEARD THAT TOO! YOU HAVE NO FREAKIN' IDEA WHAT I CAN DI WITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGERS!

Chiro: ( ignores me) so, sorry for breaking your enthusiasm people, but we were given sleeping medicines,tied,gagged and dragged here, and we are no contestants whatsoever. So while we, the hyperforce, drag this patient to the nearest mental asylum, please flee the scene.

Random guy from audience: no way! I'll tell you why: importantly, I've got my popcorn, nachos, diet Pepsi and black forest here. Secondly, I wouldn't miss watching a truth or dare show for the world!

Me: YOU've TALKED ENOUGH, CHIRO! ( snaps fingers and gags appear on him)

Random LADY from audience: hey, when are you sluggers plannin' to start the show?after I deliver my baby? THAT'S 8 MONTHS FROM NOW, YOU HEAR ME?!

Me: sorry ma'm. LET'S GET THE torture - ahem- SHOW STARTED!

Me: ahh...finally..(stretch)... Done... COMIN' GILMORE GIRLS!

Ash: so that means I take over. ( smiles evilly)

Bubble: ( kicks him outta my chair) no you aren't.

( smiles sweetly) okay people please R&R! Alexis said she'll be updating by Thursday or Friday! Till then, toodles!