Court TV
I think that I have been watching too much People's Court..thats where the inspiration for this story came from! So yeah...this is kinda a sequel
to HarvestMoon Chat because some of the cases are from that story so maybe you should read that first..but you don't have to you might just be a
lil bit confused at times.hhmm I wrote a long intro..cool..so yeah..i lyk these dots..............................................
Disclaimer: Like I've said before I thought that I owned Harvest Moon 64 AND Harvest Moon: Save The Homeland AND about to own Harvest Moon: Back To Nature
(if my mom will just give me $20 dollars and my sister will take me to the mall!) so I'm not sure I guess I don't...I also couldn't think of a very good
title for the story so Court TV DON'T SUE!! Oh and I don't own People's Court..I thinky that thats everyone and I hope they are happy that I
used 15 minutes so they won't sue a person just trying to write a story!! GOD SAKES!
Ch. 1 Overruled Due To Popcorn
*Elli and Maria walk in*
People's Court Music starts playing*
That one guy at the beginning of People's Court who tells you the people and their
cases starts talking( I will refer to him as T1G((that one guy))
T1G:This is the plaintiff Elli and her lawyer Maria. Elli is accusing Jeff her closest t
hing to a dad, of taking her bag of cookies away shes suing for a total of 300g.
*Jeff walks in*
T1G: This is the defendant Jeff. He is being accused of-
*auidence cuts in* WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL READY!?!
WE KNOW WE KNOW!!!
T1G: Fine..be that way...*leaves*
TheOneCopGuy:All rise for the honorable wonderful Judge Lynnika is preceding.
*all stand up except for Elli's granny*
TheOneCopGuy: YOU TOO GRANNY!
Elli's Granny: BUT I CAN'T
TheOneCopGuy:WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE COURTROOM!
Elli's Granny: Well fine then!*leaves*
Judge Lynnika: All right already shutup dumbasses whats going on here anyway??
Elli: Well..it all started when I had got some cookies from out of the glass container thingy...I set them on the table and then went to pee...when I came back they were gone! and Jeff had a cookie crumb on his mouth! He ate them and he knows it!
JL(Judge Lynnika I don't feel like writing it):Ok..what do you have to say for yourself?
Jeff: That she ate the cookies by herself! She set them on the table they were already open she grabbed them and stuffed them in her mouth and went to the bathroom! I had a cookie crumb on my mouth because she spit out crumbs when she ate them!
JL: Gross...
Elli: But your honor....*whispering to Maria* help me out here you're my lawyer for god sakes!!!!
Maria: W-W-Well I-I-I w-w-Wasn't there but
Everyone: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria:*quickly* but I-I can assure that she is i-i-innocent
JL: WHAT A BUNCH OF BULL!!! YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE!!!LEAVE MY COURTROOM!! AND YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR BOTHERING ME IS TO HAVE THIS LIL BITTY CHIWAWA CHASE YOU(whistles for dog)
Maria: KYAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away while the lil dog chases her*
JL: Anyway...ok lets see where was I...oh yeah.*clears throat* You lose Elli it's obvious you ate it.
Elli: BUT!!
JL: BUT NOTHING!! Look at yourself you are eating cookies now!!
*Everyone looks at Elli who is eating cookies*
Elli: uummmm...
JL: GET OUT OF MY COURTROOM! BOTH OF YOU!! CASE OVER!!
*both Elli and Jeff go quick*
JL: Ok..is that all for today??*a voice that no one but I can hear says no*(in case you aren't very smart JL is me!) ok then bring in the next retarded fools.
*Karen and Cliff walk in*
T1G starts to talk but is hit by big watermelons that the audience threw.
T1G:@_x..ouch...
*Popuri walks in and is slowly followed by Jack who is STILL eating popcorn*
Popuri: COME ON JACK!
Jack:*chew* OK *munch munch crunch* I'm coming!
*after 2 minutes Jack is finally where Popuri is*
Popuri:Hide your popcorn so the judge doesn't see it!
Jack: But my popcorn is good!
Popuri snatches it out of his hand
Jack: HEY!
Popuri: sshh be quiet Jack here she comes!
JL: all right everybody shutup now court is in session!(sounding bored) Ok Karen whats going on?
Karen: Popuri slept with Jack!!
JL: And...?
Karen: AND SHE PROMISED SHE WOULDN'T!! SHE SAID I DON'T LIKE JACK ANYWAY SO I PROMISE I WON'T!!
Jack: You don't??
Popuri: *lying* Of course I do
Jack: Oh OK!
Popuri: Your honor I swear I didn't even ask Jack
Jack: She didn't. She slept with Karen.
JL: EWWWW NASTY
Karen and Popuri both blush and look embarrassed
Karen: NO WE DIDN'T I WOULD HAVE--
Jack: *loudly* MY POPCORN IS ALL GONE! NNOOO!*pulls another bag of popcorn out from nowhere* that's better.
Popuri: JJJAACCKK!!!!
Jack: what??
JL: Whatcha got there Jack??
Jack: uuummm..popcorn?
JL: with butter??
Jack:..uumm..yeah...
JL: and salt?
Jack:*looking embarrassedz* yes ma'am
JL: Would you come up here Jack please?And bring the popcorn?
Jack: *looking terrified* ummm..ookkk...
*Jack walks up*
JL: Sit here....right next to me please.
Jack:...o...k...
*Jack sits into the chair*
*JL starts eating the popcorn*
Jack: HEY THAT'S MINE!
JL: I NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T HAVE ANY!!
Jack:..oh..*eats the popcorn too*
Popuri and Karen: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CASE!?!
JL: *with mouth full of popcorn* case *munch* closed. What *crunch* side are *chomp chomp* on Jack??
Jack: uumm...*chomp*..Po*crunch*Puri*munch*
JL:Ok! Pop*crunch* Puri wins!
Karen: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR SHE WON JUST BECAUSE JACKS POPCORN IS GOOD! JL: OVERRULED YOU LOSE SHE WINS CASE OVER!oh and Cliff..you didn't get to say anything so you can have some popcorn too.
Cliff: Ok....*joins the 2 eating popcorn*
*Credits Roll*
That's the first episode! It was just wonderful wasn't it?? Review it! Say SOMETHING AT LEAST! So yeah...next chapter is Kai against Popuri! If you read my OTHER story you might have an idea why he is suing her!bye now!(walks off into the heat wave)(its almost 90 degrees outside!!)
I think that I have been watching too much People's Court..thats where the inspiration for this story came from! So yeah...this is kinda a sequel
to HarvestMoon Chat because some of the cases are from that story so maybe you should read that first..but you don't have to you might just be a
lil bit confused at times.hhmm I wrote a long intro..cool..so yeah..i lyk these dots..............................................
Disclaimer: Like I've said before I thought that I owned Harvest Moon 64 AND Harvest Moon: Save The Homeland AND about to own Harvest Moon: Back To Nature
(if my mom will just give me $20 dollars and my sister will take me to the mall!) so I'm not sure I guess I don't...I also couldn't think of a very good
title for the story so Court TV DON'T SUE!! Oh and I don't own People's Court..I thinky that thats everyone and I hope they are happy that I
used 15 minutes so they won't sue a person just trying to write a story!! GOD SAKES!
Ch. 1 Overruled Due To Popcorn
*Elli and Maria walk in*
People's Court Music starts playing*
That one guy at the beginning of People's Court who tells you the people and their
cases starts talking( I will refer to him as T1G((that one guy))
T1G:This is the plaintiff Elli and her lawyer Maria. Elli is accusing Jeff her closest t
hing to a dad, of taking her bag of cookies away shes suing for a total of 300g.
*Jeff walks in*
T1G: This is the defendant Jeff. He is being accused of-
*auidence cuts in* WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL READY!?!
WE KNOW WE KNOW!!!
T1G: Fine..be that way...*leaves*
TheOneCopGuy:All rise for the honorable wonderful Judge Lynnika is preceding.
*all stand up except for Elli's granny*
TheOneCopGuy: YOU TOO GRANNY!
Elli's Granny: BUT I CAN'T
TheOneCopGuy:WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE COURTROOM!
Elli's Granny: Well fine then!*leaves*
Judge Lynnika: All right already shutup dumbasses whats going on here anyway??
Elli: Well..it all started when I had got some cookies from out of the glass container thingy...I set them on the table and then went to pee...when I came back they were gone! and Jeff had a cookie crumb on his mouth! He ate them and he knows it!
JL(Judge Lynnika I don't feel like writing it):Ok..what do you have to say for yourself?
Jeff: That she ate the cookies by herself! She set them on the table they were already open she grabbed them and stuffed them in her mouth and went to the bathroom! I had a cookie crumb on my mouth because she spit out crumbs when she ate them!
JL: Gross...
Elli: But your honor....*whispering to Maria* help me out here you're my lawyer for god sakes!!!!
Maria: W-W-Well I-I-I w-w-Wasn't there but
Everyone: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria:*quickly* but I-I can assure that she is i-i-innocent
JL: WHAT A BUNCH OF BULL!!! YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE!!!LEAVE MY COURTROOM!! AND YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR BOTHERING ME IS TO HAVE THIS LIL BITTY CHIWAWA CHASE YOU(whistles for dog)
Maria: KYAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away while the lil dog chases her*
JL: Anyway...ok lets see where was I...oh yeah.*clears throat* You lose Elli it's obvious you ate it.
Elli: BUT!!
JL: BUT NOTHING!! Look at yourself you are eating cookies now!!
*Everyone looks at Elli who is eating cookies*
Elli: uummmm...
JL: GET OUT OF MY COURTROOM! BOTH OF YOU!! CASE OVER!!
*both Elli and Jeff go quick*
JL: Ok..is that all for today??*a voice that no one but I can hear says no*(in case you aren't very smart JL is me!) ok then bring in the next retarded fools.
*Karen and Cliff walk in*
T1G starts to talk but is hit by big watermelons that the audience threw.
T1G:@_x..ouch...
*Popuri walks in and is slowly followed by Jack who is STILL eating popcorn*
Popuri: COME ON JACK!
Jack:*chew* OK *munch munch crunch* I'm coming!
*after 2 minutes Jack is finally where Popuri is*
Popuri:Hide your popcorn so the judge doesn't see it!
Jack: But my popcorn is good!
Popuri snatches it out of his hand
Jack: HEY!
Popuri: sshh be quiet Jack here she comes!
JL: all right everybody shutup now court is in session!(sounding bored) Ok Karen whats going on?
Karen: Popuri slept with Jack!!
JL: And...?
Karen: AND SHE PROMISED SHE WOULDN'T!! SHE SAID I DON'T LIKE JACK ANYWAY SO I PROMISE I WON'T!!
Jack: You don't??
Popuri: *lying* Of course I do
Jack: Oh OK!
Popuri: Your honor I swear I didn't even ask Jack
Jack: She didn't. She slept with Karen.
JL: EWWWW NASTY
Karen and Popuri both blush and look embarrassed
Karen: NO WE DIDN'T I WOULD HAVE--
Jack: *loudly* MY POPCORN IS ALL GONE! NNOOO!*pulls another bag of popcorn out from nowhere* that's better.
Popuri: JJJAACCKK!!!!
Jack: what??
JL: Whatcha got there Jack??
Jack: uuummm..popcorn?
JL: with butter??
Jack:..uumm..yeah...
JL: and salt?
Jack:*looking embarrassedz* yes ma'am
JL: Would you come up here Jack please?And bring the popcorn?
Jack: *looking terrified* ummm..ookkk...
*Jack walks up*
JL: Sit here....right next to me please.
Jack:...o...k...
*Jack sits into the chair*
*JL starts eating the popcorn*
Jack: HEY THAT'S MINE!
JL: I NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T HAVE ANY!!
Jack:..oh..*eats the popcorn too*
Popuri and Karen: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CASE!?!
JL: *with mouth full of popcorn* case *munch* closed. What *crunch* side are *chomp chomp* on Jack??
Jack: uumm...*chomp*..Po*crunch*Puri*munch*
JL:Ok! Pop*crunch* Puri wins!
Karen: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR SHE WON JUST BECAUSE JACKS POPCORN IS GOOD! JL: OVERRULED YOU LOSE SHE WINS CASE OVER!oh and Cliff..you didn't get to say anything so you can have some popcorn too.
Cliff: Ok....*joins the 2 eating popcorn*
*Credits Roll*
That's the first episode! It was just wonderful wasn't it?? Review it! Say SOMETHING AT LEAST! So yeah...next chapter is Kai against Popuri! If you read my OTHER story you might have an idea why he is suing her!bye now!(walks off into the heat wave)(its almost 90 degrees outside!!)