Up late watching clips of How I Met Your Mother and reading My Little Pony fan fiction and this is what you get. I can't actually say I'm proud... but I'm defiantly not ashamed.

Clip 1: Twilight Might Be Pregnant

Discord lies on the floor of Princess Twilight Sparkle's bedroom, knocked out cold. Then a bucket of water dumps on his face and his eyes snap open as he gasps for breath. Standing just over him is Twilight herself levitating the now empty bucket before tossing it behind her.

"What happened?" Discord questions as he slowly starts to lift himself off the floor. "Did I pass out?"

Twilight gave a slightly irritated sigh, "Not exactly."

A Few Moments Ago

Twilight and Discord sitting side by side not looking at each other on her bed.

She takes a deep breath, "I'm pregnant."

Discord turns to her in disbelief or possibly shock before letting out a small sigh and looking at her. "Are you sure you're not just getting fat?"

Twilight growls and quickly slams her hoof into his face as hard as she could, effectively knocking him cold and to the ground.

Present

"Oh yeah," Discord slurs as he slowly gets up and rubs his sore cheek. Standing up he stares at Twilight, "So um... you're pregnant."

Twilight lets out a sigh and nods.

Discord exhales, "Hun, looks like nopony told your complection."

Twilight once again angrily slams her front hoof into Discord's muzzle and knocks him down and out with a girlish squeal and yelp.

A Little While Later

Once again Discord rises from the floor of Twilight Sparkle's bedroom. "What happened? Did I pass out?"

"Oh my-" Twilight readies her hoof to punch once more but Discord cowers in fear half way up from the floor.

"Please stop hitting me!"

Twilight angrily sighs again and let's the annoying nuisance get to his mixed-match feet.

"Ok," Discord says as he holds his cheek "are you sure you're..."

"Well no, not positive. I'm a week late, but I am never late. It's a point of pride with me." She sighs again and taps her hoof in worry. "I'm gonna go see the doctor on Monday to find out for sure. Until then, not a WORD of this to anypony." She emphasizes the major points in her sentences with swinging her hooves in a 'NO' fashion.

"Not even- Flash Sentry?" Discord questions "I mean, it's probably his. I've spent centuries training my boys to swim the other way."

"Flash and I haven't had sex yet," Twilight quickly says. "If- I'm pregnant... you're the dad."

There's a small pause in the conversation.

Discord takes a large breath. "That's..."

All thoughts of horrible outcomes flashed through Twilight's mind. He'd leave, turn himself back to stone, she'd raise a foal on her own, all alone.

"... wonderful!"

Twilight's jaw slackened. "Huh?"

"I'm gonna be a daddy!"

Twilight feels her head hurting, she sways, then she falls to the floor and ends up landing on cotton candy while unconscious that Discord had snapped up.

Clip one complete. Clip two is a go in

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