Supposed to be A Reguler Dinner

by XBlackAndBlueMoth13X

It was supposed to be a regular dinner, despite Hidan and Kakazus failed attempted at helping MeiMei with it. They were just supposed to have one day where they weren't at eachothers throughts or worrying about the Kyuubi or have any spys.

BABM13: Welcome Back!

Karin:Hey! I'm getting paid for this right?

Me:Yeah, if I don't pay you then you can have my Book of Yoai.

Karin:REALLY!

Everyone: Looks at me and Karin*

Me: Don't ask , and what are you looking at Hinata and Sakura! I know for a fact that you two have several limited edition volumes of - *Kunai is thrown at her*

Karin:Black and Blue Moth 13 does not own Naruto, if she did there would be many , MAAANNNY changes!

"NO! NO NO NO!" A female member of the Akatsuki shreiked. MeiMei blew a lock of her white hair from her face in frustration at Kakasu and Hidan, the latter of which wanted to learn how to save money by making dinner and the albino half wanting to repay a favor he owed Konan by cooking for her.

"You left the Soybeans in for too long! It's a mess!" MeiMei shreiked, in her attempt to teach them, knowing that she could make them do something in exchange for her later, how to cook, she had started them off with something simple. Natto. Hidan and Kakazu stayed silent, shifting from foot to foot, if this were Deidara or anyone else in the organization (Minus Konan) They would have argued back whole heartedly, but when you start argueing with Konan or MeiMei you will be beat the fuck down.

"Sorry,"They both mummbled in unison, looking like two children that had just bullied a girl and was getting a scolding and spanking.

A blonde mop of hair poking inside the kitchen, or in otherwords, MeiMei's husaband to be, atleast in his mind.

"I smelled the making of Natto," Deidara mummbled, he was quite fond of the sticky mess of Natto, unless Tobi was at the table of course. MeiMei looked at Deidara.

"Zombie one and Zombie two decided to mess up a simple recipe, now we have soybean soup and i'm not going out to buy anymore just because these two decided to waste them all," MeiMei stated calmly, not wanting to bring out her wrath upon Deidara.

Deidara smiled at her and walked over to the pot. "I think we can make SOMETHING out of this," He stated, grabbing 13 bowls and frozen dango.

"Dinner was good,"Konan said, Hidan and Kakazu shrugged. "Who made it?" MeiMei froze mid bite, then set her stick down.

"Easy,Hidan decided to be nice and do dinner , and Kakazu decided to learn a useful skill," Hidan turned red, matching his silver hair perfectly, turning him into a peppermint stick.

A peircing scream rang throughout the base as they finished up dinner, and they had a good feeling that it wasn't Tobi getting stuck in the toilet again.