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Note: Hermione in Italics. Pansy in Bold. Everything else story.
The Boy is MINE!
Hermione was walking down the hall when she noticed Pansy walking ahead of her. She jogged up to her and said…
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute
Uh huh, sure, you know you look kinda familiar
Yeah, you do too but, hmm
I just wanted to know do you know
somebody named
you know his name
Oh, yeah definitely, I know his name
I just wanted to let you know, he's mine
Uh,no, no he's mine
They both whipped around and glared at each other and started to sing.
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk, face to face
There is no way you could mistake him, for your man
Are you insane
See I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
Cause you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me
See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say, what he told me
He said, without me
He couldn't make it through the day
Ain't that a shame
And maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna take his time and that's all good
All of my love was all it took
Hermione and Pansy were now circling each other as if they would have a full on girl fight at any minute.
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know, it's me not you
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true
I think that you should realize
And try to understand, why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside
By now there was a crowd of people surrounding them that included Ron, Harry, Blaise, and Theodore. All the guys were giving each other questioning looks.
You can say what you wanna say
What we have, you can't take
From the truth, you can't escape
I can tell the real, from the fake
When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away, it's my time to shine
If you didn't know, the boy is mine
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
No one knew who they were talking about, until Harry mouthed "Malfoy" to Ron and the two Slytherin boys. They all nodded.
You can't destroy this love I've found
Your silly games, I won't allow
The boy is mine, without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place that's in my heart
Cause he was my love, right from the start
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine oohh
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
"He is mine Parkinson." Hermione glared.
"Yea right Granger. I've known him the longest and he loves me."
The two continued to glare at each other. Both oblivious to the crowd they had attracted.
Suddenly, Draco Malfoy, the "boy" himself, walked up holding hands with Astoria Greengrass. "What's going on?" he asked Blaise and Theodore.
"Well you missed Granger and Pansy singing about how some guy belongs to them and the other one is wrong and a bunch of other stuff. And now, they're glaring daggers at each other." Blaise said coolly.
"Sucks to be that guy. Who is it anyway?"
"We think it's you Malfoy." Harry said.
"Wait, what? I went with Pansy to Yule ball and that's about it. The only time I ever socialize with Granger is during Prefect rounds. How the hell does that mean that I am dating either one of them?" Draco semi-yelled.
Hermione and Pansy slowly turned as they heard Draco's voice and started yelling questions at him.
"Alright. Shut up! First off, I don't love either one of you. Second of all, I am dating Astoria and I love her. Both of you need to get a life and leave me the hell alone." Draco finished and walked off with Astoria towards the Great Hall.
Hermione and Pansy just stood there with their mouths open. After a couple of minutes they both picked up their fallen bags and walked in opposite directions.
"Well that was awkward." Blaise said. Ron, Harry, and Theodore just nodded and then followed Draco and Astoria down to the Great Hall.