joseph Smith (all american prophet) was going to the backyard and came across some plates that looked quite gold and godly. He went to Moroni and asked if he could by this gold and godly plates. The Moroni was actually very interested in joseph Smith (all american prophet), so he said, "I'll make a deal with you. Your dickgnity for this plate." joseph Smith (all american prophet) was overjoyed at the idea of getting this delish plate for just a little bow chicka traveling west and not showing teh plates and some peple not believing him and getting shot. So the Brigham Young grabed the gold and godly plates and started to west-fuck his 55 wives.
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