[Young Elizabeth singing on ship] : Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for-
[Gibbs puts a hand on her shoulder]
Elizabeth: What the F---?
Gibbs: It's bad luck to cuss.
Elizabeth: The sailors do.
Gibbs: Er.good point. Well just stop singing then.
Elizabeth: I'm soooooo bored. Can I go watch television?
Gibbs: It's the 17th century; television hasn't been invented.
Elizabeth: No TV!? What about Playstation? X-box?
Gibbs: No and no.
Elizabeth: Well then, I wish we'd like, meet pirates or blast someone with our canons or something.
Norrington: Pirates are a pain in the ass. Besides, we have to pay our crew overtime to fight.
Governor Swann: Stop talking about pirates! You're scaring me.er.Elizabeth, yeah, that's it.
[Elizabeth sees a parasol in the water, then a boy]
Elizabeth: Oooh look! There's a boy in the water! Can we keep him? Please? I can name him and maybe throw sticks to him or something. You never let me have a dog.
Governor Swann: That's because we're on a ship. Very well..although he seems to be in hypothermic shock, if you want to keep him then look after him.
Elizabeth: Yay! This is like, a dream!
Omnipotent Author: It IS a dream.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well maybe I'll pet his head. We used to do that to the dogs at home.
[Will wakes up and grabs her hand]
Elizabeth: Hi. I'm Liz.
Will: Oh my God.I think I'm in love [passes out again].
Elizabeth: Hey, he's got jewelry on. [yanks off necklace] Wow.since this has a skull on it, you must be a pirate! Even though, like, pirates usually aren't 10 years old. But hey, gotta do the whole foreshadowing bit. [sees pirate ship and wakes up]
[Gibbs puts a hand on her shoulder]
Elizabeth: What the F---?
Gibbs: It's bad luck to cuss.
Elizabeth: The sailors do.
Gibbs: Er.good point. Well just stop singing then.
Elizabeth: I'm soooooo bored. Can I go watch television?
Gibbs: It's the 17th century; television hasn't been invented.
Elizabeth: No TV!? What about Playstation? X-box?
Gibbs: No and no.
Elizabeth: Well then, I wish we'd like, meet pirates or blast someone with our canons or something.
Norrington: Pirates are a pain in the ass. Besides, we have to pay our crew overtime to fight.
Governor Swann: Stop talking about pirates! You're scaring me.er.Elizabeth, yeah, that's it.
[Elizabeth sees a parasol in the water, then a boy]
Elizabeth: Oooh look! There's a boy in the water! Can we keep him? Please? I can name him and maybe throw sticks to him or something. You never let me have a dog.
Governor Swann: That's because we're on a ship. Very well..although he seems to be in hypothermic shock, if you want to keep him then look after him.
Elizabeth: Yay! This is like, a dream!
Omnipotent Author: It IS a dream.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well maybe I'll pet his head. We used to do that to the dogs at home.
[Will wakes up and grabs her hand]
Elizabeth: Hi. I'm Liz.
Will: Oh my God.I think I'm in love [passes out again].
Elizabeth: Hey, he's got jewelry on. [yanks off necklace] Wow.since this has a skull on it, you must be a pirate! Even though, like, pirates usually aren't 10 years old. But hey, gotta do the whole foreshadowing bit. [sees pirate ship and wakes up]