Jealousy kills the cat: Thy name, is Adonis
Summary: When Marinette spends a weekend in America with James family, she comes back with a new boyfriend who the girls in America now France just call Adonis because that is how good looking he is. Marinette's friends get really suspicious about this and Adrien along with Cat noir, very jealous. They are all determined to get to the bottom of this but what happens when they do.
AN: Yes the story for the win is Jealousy kills the cat: Thy name, is Adonis. Man you people just love seeing Adrien get jealous don't you. Well I do to so I can't blame you guys. Also this is like an opener to the story, prologue if you prefer but I can assure that you all will at least laugh once during this chapter. Also it is being betaed by Unicornfangirl07. And incase no one gets it the title is suppose to be like off to see the wizard from the Wizard of Oz, which I have only seen the musical of, not movie. Now on with the show.
Chapter 1: Off to see the Wilsons
It was a normal Thursday in Paris, well as normal as it gets. It was about a minute until classes end for the day and for the weekend since it was a three day weekend. The heroes in the classroom each having something on there minds.
Adrien trying to think of how he could get some extra time to spend with his lady besides attacks and patrols, since he had no lessons and only one shoot which was today after school. Marinette thinking of how she could spend time around Adrien and hopefully not act like a total idiot. And James, thinking of ways of how to get out of her plans this weekend.
The bell rang, signalling freedom to the students, everyone getting their stuff together and exiting slowly, one by one or in pairs.
James who was on her phone for the last 20 minutes of class let out a groan and slammed her head on her desk. Marinette and Alya who were still in the room turned to the brunette as Cheesy stood next to her, patting her back.
"What's up with her?" Alya asked raising a brow as the face downed girl let out a sigh.
"My family reunion is this weekend." James answered, her voice slightly muffled.
"Yeah, she isn't exactly that happy about it. Personally I am excited to see everyone again." Cheesy added.
"Wait, are you two related?" Marinette asked, though thinking it wasn't true since he always is trying to woo her.
"No." James stated bluntly, voice still muffled by the desk.
"Any friend of the Wilson's for more than a year become family, I qualify." He answered smugly pointing to himself with his free hand.
"Okay, and why is James upset about it?" Alya asked.
"They are all insane, loco, crazy, but I still love them and that is what makes them awesome." James replied, still refusing to lift her head.
"She hasn't been to one in two years and she has to come to this one because everyone wants to see her. If only you had a twin." Cheesy added, James shooting up with a cheshire grin.
"That's it, they just want to see me, but it doesn't have to be me." She stated, getting up from her seat and rushing to Marinette, grabbing her shoulders and giving her a pleading look. "Marinette, will you please go to my family reunion for me?"
"What? James, you're crazy." Marinette stated prying the girl's hands from her shoulders.
"Oh c'mon, please, I wouldn't be begging if I wasn't desperate." James stated putting her hands into a praying motion.
"Yeah Marinette, I have only seen her beg two times in her entire life, and that is including now." Cheesy added.
"Sorry, but I am not doing it." Marinette replied, James slumping a bit, then perking back up.
"Okay Marinette, you leave me with no choice." And with that, James dropped to the ground wrapping her arms and legs around Marinette's right leg like a kid.
"Please please please please please please please please please…" She kept repeating as Marinette started to walk out of the room, Alya and Cheesy following her but Cheesy first collected James' items before leaving.
All the way to the entrance of the school, James continued to hang on to Marinette's leg repeating the word please, people staring the entire way.
"James will you please let go of my leg?" Marinette asked annoyed, stopping at the top of the steps.
"Will you go to my family reunion for me?" James asked back stopping her please's.
"Even if I said yes I would have to ask my parents…" Marinette started but was cut off.
"So is that a yes?"
"No." And with that James went back to repeating her please's, continuing to grip Marinette's leg. She let out a groan, walking down the school steps though having trouble with James, her and James' best friend's following.
At the bottom of the steps Adrien and Nino were talking, waiting for the Gorilla to pick up Adrien, and both turned to see the scene of James repeating please, being latched to Marinette's leg as she walk past them to the bakery, barely noticing them due to the girl child on her leg.
"What the?" Nino asked, Alya and Cheesy stopping by the guys.
"James is begging Marinette to go to her family reunion for her." Alya answered, watching as Marinette was crossing the street looking quite ridiculous while doing it.
"But why?" Adrien asked, quite confused.
"Her family really wants to see her because they haven't in two years and two years ago James looked like Marinette." Cheesy explained. "We better go make sure she doesn't do anything drastic."
At that moment, a car horn was honked and they all saw the Gorilla pull up to the curb.
"Gotta go, tell me how it goes." Adrien said walking to the car and getting in, heading off as the trio headed for the bakery.
When they entered, they saw James had detached herself from Marinette and now was clung to Tom's leg saying please who was standing next to the cash register, Sabine behind it, and Marinette in front of it.
"Uh James, why exactly are you hugging my leg and repeating the word please?" Tom asked, James stopping with a sheepish look.
"Oh right, I forgot to plead my case to you guys." She stated, standing up and dusting herself off. "Well ya see…"
"She wants me to go to her family reunion for her." Marinette blurted out, James nodding.
"But why?" Sabine asked, quite confused.
(Idea of this part from Unicornfangirl07) Suddenly James dropped to the floor on her knees, fake crying and shouted: "I CAN'T FACE MY FAMILY, IT IS JUST TOO MUCH. PLEASE, I AM BEGGING, I WILL WORK HERE FOR FREE WHILE SHE IS GONE. PLEASE?"
Tom and Sabine shared a look, debating on it.
"If it helps, I'll be there." Cheesy stated, the bakers looked down to the girl on the floor with her hands in a praying motion and big ole' puppy dog eyes.
"Okay, but you must be with Cheesy at all times Marinette and we want hourly calls." Tom stated, James jumping off the ground in excitement.
"WOO-HOO, thank you so much. Few quick things, it is all weekend, she will need to get there on a plane, ticket bought for an 8 am flight tomorrow, Cheesy will pick her up at 6, oh and it is in San francisco. Bye." James said quickly then turned to leave but stopped when Tom, Marinette and Sabine shouted in unison:
"WHAT?!" She cringed and turned back around, sheepish look on her face.
It had taken two hours after that for James to convince Mari and her parents for her to go to America but they finally agreed after James promised a few things. She would work in the bakery for a month without getting paid, not aloud to steal found from their fridge for two weeks, and be Marinette's human mannequin for a month.
The next morning, at 7:50 at the airport, Marinette and Cheesy were on the plane waiting for it to take of, Cheesy telling Marinette a few things about James family.
"Never ask uncle Cletus about his teeth, don't mention Donald Trump to anyone, don't play dance central with little cousin Mary because she will beat you, stay away from my aunt Mildred after her fifth tequila shot, after 9 pm if you have to go to the bathroom go to the gas station across the road, do not eat any of the food aunt Edith makes, don't interrupt Grandma Wilson when she pinches your cheeks, if you are awake after 2 am do not exit your room, and numero uno rule, never mention anything about your personal life. They then turn into Dr. phil's and you end up laying down on the couch like you're at a therapist. Oh and just to be clear, they're more things you need to know these are just some of the most important ones." Cheesy said.
"Woah, that is a lot to remember, and the fact that there is even more is scarier." Marinette replied shocked by this.
"But don't worry, they're gonna love you, I mean you look just like James so you will be okay. Now I suggest we get some sleep because of the time difference and we will be getting there early." Cheesy suggested and when he looked over to Marinette she was already fast asleep, he smiled to himself and got comfy, excited to get there.
AN: James has quite the complicated family, and this isn't even half of the craziness of it, just wait until later. Also I as sorry if anyone was too OOC, or OOC at all. And something you guys will be happy about but also might kill me for. I am gonna try to at least make each chapter about 3000 words long and I know this one isn't but I will try to make the rest of them that long at the least and not so short. But that does mean it will take longer to update, probably like 2-3 times a week an update will come. Idea's for things to happen in this will be much appreciated, now until next time, send idea's, R&R, I love you all, good night. (Mic drop, moon walk)