Once again Tracer here, uploading another fic for all you good readers.
Kandacorn comes from one of my strange dreams where Kanda was a Unicorn, Lavi was a tree, Lenalee was a bird, Allen was a puppy and Komui and Jerry were randomly skipping with each other. There was a lion sun in it too.
Then Danii drew it and it needed a fic.
Me and Rail just wanted to share it.
Enjoy
"God damn it Komui!" of course Komui was drawn out with a neigh, if he wouldn't get killed for it Kanda would have speared Komui in the gut with his shiny new horn for this bullshit.
Komui had called Kanda to his office claiming to have a mission for him, but the moment Kanda set a foot in that horrid room filled with papers he felt some sort of liquid being poured on him. The next second he was a tad taller, had grown a horn and was now in the body of a horse.
A HORSE
His new tail swished in annoyance as he watched Komui get a grip after just about killing him self with a lack of oxygen. Maybe he should have stomped on him while he was laughing. No he needed someone to fix this. Until then he would be stuck like this.
If anyone else laughed though, he would turn them into shish kabobs.
Maybe this shiny new horn could serve a good purpose after all and a horse could easily catch up to a person.
The Order felt a chill run down their spines, somewhere Kanda was plotting murder. The smart people left that day to hide far far away, while those that laughed were turned into shish kabobs.
That day Kanda was the happiest he had ever been.