"Excuse me. Bella are you there?"
"Whah, what?"
"Oh, morning Bella. Sorry to wake you up this early, but I really have to ask one thing right now."
"Vagina?! Yo-, you, you can ta-?"
"I was thinking that could I invite mr. Penis over tonight? We haven't seen each other in quite some time."
"What?"
"Well, yeah. I mean, I've been really lonely these past few months. And I'm all ready now that I've cleaned up quite well after the last week, when you had that..."
"No, no. Yes, I know. Thank you. Um, but I can't really get him now. The batteries are run-down. Can I just fing-"
"Bella, stop. No offense, but The Fingers, ah... Don't tell them this now, but... Well they have been quite difficult to invite over. You know, they leave their stuff in here and I always have to clean all that by myself. And nail polish is really hard to get off."
"Do you really want mr. Penis to come over?"
"Yeah. But when will the real thing come over? They always clean after themselves. Really nice guys, I've heard."
"Well, Mike has been quite wary about doing it already. He says he would like to wait for a little while still..."
"Bella."
"What?"
"I won't be the one who Mike wants to visit. It'll be my neighbour, ms. Butthole if he does. And he'll want you on your stomach so he can't see your face and ms. Breasts."
"What?! Are you telling me that he's ga-?"
"So gay."
"How would you know that?"
"Baby, I know this things. He doesn't even know how to light my fire place. Maybe you should start off with someone else."
"Well, Edward's really hot, but I don't know if he wants me. I'm just a plain jane. Vagina, what should I do?"
"Just go to him and I'll tell you if he's the right one. If he is, you will know what to do."
"He won't hear you then, right?"
"No, silly. Only in your dreams."