Disclaimer: As in all my carol parodies, I simple own this version, not to original.
Mayuri Got Run over
Mayuri got run over by a Quincy
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Nemu, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were arrows in his forehead,
And incriminating shoe marks down his back.
Mayuri got run over by a Quincy
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Nemu, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Nemu,
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with Yachiru now.
It's not Christmas without Mayuri.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Mayuri got run over by a Quincy
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Nemu, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair under Mayuri's hat.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never mess with Quincys,
Especially ones with friends as violent as Ichigo."
Mayuri got run over by a Quincy
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Nemu, we believe.
Oh
As for me and Nemu, we believe.