Diary of an Annoyed Heiress
11/26/07
Dear diary,
My dad has forced me to write in this diary, so that I can "retain my senses during such tumulus periods of life such as now." Geez… how much more corny can you get? Tee-hee. Fine then. If that's what daddy wants, so shall it be. In you dear diary, I shall hide my truest feelings, that part of me no one, not even Negi-nee-san or Hanabi or even father shall know about.
My name is Hinata Hyuuga. I'm 16 years old and never been kissed. I used to have a crush on a boy named Naruto Uzamaki. I don't any more. Now I have a new crush that we will refer to as, simply, Maru-kun. Nope I am not telling you. Period.
My father is an ass. Kami he gets on my nerves to no end. I would punch him in the face if I wasn't so short. Yeah, I'm about 4" 8. aw well. If I was prettier I would get all the guys. Oh well. Okay, I'm getting tired of talking to some nameless entity. I will call you Kitty, okay? Lah ad deed ah. Words, words, words. Next paragraph Kitty-chan.
Maru-kun is so cool. He's smart, intelligent, kind, sweet. Well, he is to me. He moves with this kind of easy grace. He's so damn fine it needs to be illegal.
11/27/07
Dear Kitty-chan,
I saw Maru-kun today. He gets sexier everyday I see him. But to more important matters, Hanabi for example.
Kami, she's dating someone. And not just anybody. She dating that brat Sasuke Uchiha. I MUST REMAIN CALM. It's not that I don't like him, he's just SO DAMN ANNOYING. Even after Aktsuki (?) disbanded and his bro told the real truth about why he killed his family, he still is an effing PRICK. This is so stupid Kitty-chan.
Itachi-kun is cute. He an d Temari-chan make an uber cute couple. They're SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO adorable together. Guess what? Ino-chan and Naruto-san got together. Its totally sweet. They look so precious together. Sakura is still a ho. Somethings never change.
Negi..? well… he's dating Gaara-chan. Okay hold on a second while I nosebleed.
I'm Baa-cck… Yeah I know. Slightly on the creepy side. But its completely true. I kid you not. Well that's all I got. Im done for today.
ALGB:that's all folks. This actually my longest story ever. Don't worry I'll update soon. Pinky promise.
WritingDreamer13:U liar you'll never update soon and your fingers are croosed
ALGB: Bitch. Go the hell away.
( fighting is heard in the back ground. ALGB limps into the room)
ALGB: Sorry bout that. That was my bff, WritingDreamer13. she just signed up to ffn. So R&R.
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