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10 Reason ... Why it is more fun to be…
A man in Pegasus…
… Nobody thinks you're a loser for being over 40 and still Single
… Two pair of shoes are enough
… Everybody around you wearing the same clothes like you doesn't bother you
… Nobody expects you to look decent or even sexy being called to an emergency after midnight; Facing the Wraith in socks and boxers might be risky, but not embarrassing
… If you break a puddle jumper it's the mechanics fault; Nobody will think your driving skills suck
… Running out of shaving gel, antiperspirant or make up doesn't make you want to commit suicide
… Yelling, ranting and generally hating a person doesn't cancel out great sex with him her; Being yelled at or insulted is no reason to cry or go see Heightmeyer
… You staring at anything with boobs no matter what species and drooling isn't obscene but very manly
… Caldwell is a man; He decides in the end what makes it to Atlantis or not
… Having sex with aliens doesn't ruin your reputation
A woman in Pegasus
…10 percent women, 90 percent men on the expedition – if you want a date, just blink once and then pick the best
… Dr Elizabeth Weir is in charge
… You can impress every man by do men sports like climbing, kick boxing and surfing; If you lose a competition you don't lose your womanhood and still have chocolate
… Medical exams don't scare the hell out of you
… Laundry coming back pink doesn't make you want to commit suicide
… Chocolate is of the list for life sustaining groceries
… Feel free to complain about being cold and people won't call you a wimp but actually do something about it
… You can make McKay feel guilty for yelling at you by crying; Accepting gifts, coffee or chocolate are no attempt at bribery to you but a nice gesture
… Wraith are afraid of you that time of the month
… Teyla won't ever beat you up just for the fun of it
Gay in Pegasus
… After two months everybody starts to reconsiders his sexual orientation; Thinking about the chances of getting into a hetero relationship or getting in one at all will increase your chances exponential
… Returning pink laundry is no reason to get upset; Skin tight, shrunk clothes aren't either
… You can decorate your room anyway you like, since your parents won't come to visit anyway
… Knitting or sewing are a handy skills; After tearing their favorite shirt even the straightest marine will come to you
… Snuggling up to your teammate to conserve body heat is not suspicious but logical
… You can borrow and watch all seasons of Sex and the City, Desperate Housewifes, Queer as folks, Dharma & Greg and Friends without being called a softie; You can invite your crush over and be sure he'll show up just for the sake of not watching Star Trek reruns
… You can always blame aliens or ancient artefacts making you do it when getting caught varnishing your nails
… One shower room for all – including Beckett, Ronon and Sheppard
… You can proclaim your love by handing over your complete candy and coffee stock to your lover without feeling silly; A Powerbar with a candle stuck onto is a very romantic and sweet birthday present
… Listening to Babara Streisand, YMCA or ABBA songs is nothing but common; Dancing to Right Said Fred's 'I'm too sexy' on the new year's eve party is traditional
TBC?
