The Attack of the Copians! *Gasp!*
A/N: Bwahaha, titles are so much fun… Oh! The 'c' word up there is pronounced 'cop-ee-annz' okay? The setting is after Jenna and all them are rescued and everyone's at Vale. (Sheba and Ivan are on vacation) This is how the GS good guys having Copian problems… Who are these Copians? They are- *Really loud sounds like jackhammers and cats screeching* Cool huh? Oh, and I do not own anything from Golden Sun. I own this because it's *about* Golden Sun. There. Bye bye now!
-Ca and her kitty =^___^= (I am so glad nobody finds it odd that I have a cat for an assistant…^^;)
Saturos and Menardi were laughing maniacally like all bad guys are supposed to after they do something evil.
"Swahaha! With these Copians-that-are-not-nearly-as-evil-as-me-an'-Menny- chan, I, I mean, we shall rule the world!" said Saturos as he continued to laugh maniacally.
"Mwahaha! Who shall feel the wrath of the Copians first Satty?" asked Menardi.
"Ummmm… Oh! Swahaha, ummmm… Actually I dunno." (A/N: Saturos you cheese head, that's not in the script!)
"Ummmm, Mwahaha, how about those dumb brats that almost-killed-us-but- didn't?"
"Good idea!" (A/N: -.-; oh well, at least the story's running like it's supposed to…)
So Saturos and Menardi took a bunch of lil' Copians-that-are-not-nearly-as- evil-as-Satty-kun-and-Menny-chan and told them to go to Vale, while laughing maniacally mind you.
(Now in Vale)
Garet was just a-walkin' down the street, singin', "Doo wa diddy diddy dom diddy doo…" When he came upon a funky lil' monkey lookin' thing. Since the only other primates he had seen before were bloodthirsty rabid psycho apes, (A/N: I am excluding humans for the moment…) he jumped up and freaked out, "WAAAAAAH! It's coming for my sooooooooooooul!!!!!"
The lil' monkey thing just tilted it's head and chattered a little bit. Finally realizing that Garet thought it was evil, it gave him puppy-dog eyes. Garet stopped yelling at stooded over to see it better. It had really big cute eyes like a chibi, purple fur, and a funny looking sign on it's head that looked suspiciously like an 'S' and 'M'.
"Oh fine, I'll stop," replied Garet to the monkey-thing, "What's your name?"
Now unknown to Garet, he had just said the magic words that make Copians start copying you for all eternity!!! (A/N: Cwahahahahahahaaa! Now you know what a Copian is!) Now the Copian was stooping over looking at the ground and it said in Garet's voice, "What's your name?"
"Hey… Stop copying me!" Garet exclaimed as he stood up.
"Hey… Stop copying me!" the Copian exclaimed as it stood up.
"Well, I'll name you Fred so the author won't have to keep saying 'the Copian' all the time," replied Garet. He then began to walk back towards Vale.
"Well, I'll name you Fred so the author won't have to keep saying 'the Copian' all the time," replied Fred. It then began to walk back towards Vale.
'I have to tell Isaac! He'll know what to do!' thought Garet.
'I have to tell Isaac! He'll know what to do!' thought Fred.
A/N: The intro to my freakish fic! Cwahaha! This is rather short, but at least I started it, right? Pwease review and I'll give you a lifetime supply of chocolate eggs! (Read Azu's Q/A fic if you haven't already) Thanx, c ya next chappy!
A/N: Bwahaha, titles are so much fun… Oh! The 'c' word up there is pronounced 'cop-ee-annz' okay? The setting is after Jenna and all them are rescued and everyone's at Vale. (Sheba and Ivan are on vacation) This is how the GS good guys having Copian problems… Who are these Copians? They are- *Really loud sounds like jackhammers and cats screeching* Cool huh? Oh, and I do not own anything from Golden Sun. I own this because it's *about* Golden Sun. There. Bye bye now!
-Ca and her kitty =^___^= (I am so glad nobody finds it odd that I have a cat for an assistant…^^;)
Saturos and Menardi were laughing maniacally like all bad guys are supposed to after they do something evil.
"Swahaha! With these Copians-that-are-not-nearly-as-evil-as-me-an'-Menny- chan, I, I mean, we shall rule the world!" said Saturos as he continued to laugh maniacally.
"Mwahaha! Who shall feel the wrath of the Copians first Satty?" asked Menardi.
"Ummmm… Oh! Swahaha, ummmm… Actually I dunno." (A/N: Saturos you cheese head, that's not in the script!)
"Ummmm, Mwahaha, how about those dumb brats that almost-killed-us-but- didn't?"
"Good idea!" (A/N: -.-; oh well, at least the story's running like it's supposed to…)
So Saturos and Menardi took a bunch of lil' Copians-that-are-not-nearly-as- evil-as-Satty-kun-and-Menny-chan and told them to go to Vale, while laughing maniacally mind you.
(Now in Vale)
Garet was just a-walkin' down the street, singin', "Doo wa diddy diddy dom diddy doo…" When he came upon a funky lil' monkey lookin' thing. Since the only other primates he had seen before were bloodthirsty rabid psycho apes, (A/N: I am excluding humans for the moment…) he jumped up and freaked out, "WAAAAAAH! It's coming for my sooooooooooooul!!!!!"
The lil' monkey thing just tilted it's head and chattered a little bit. Finally realizing that Garet thought it was evil, it gave him puppy-dog eyes. Garet stopped yelling at stooded over to see it better. It had really big cute eyes like a chibi, purple fur, and a funny looking sign on it's head that looked suspiciously like an 'S' and 'M'.
"Oh fine, I'll stop," replied Garet to the monkey-thing, "What's your name?"
Now unknown to Garet, he had just said the magic words that make Copians start copying you for all eternity!!! (A/N: Cwahahahahahahaaa! Now you know what a Copian is!) Now the Copian was stooping over looking at the ground and it said in Garet's voice, "What's your name?"
"Hey… Stop copying me!" Garet exclaimed as he stood up.
"Hey… Stop copying me!" the Copian exclaimed as it stood up.
"Well, I'll name you Fred so the author won't have to keep saying 'the Copian' all the time," replied Garet. He then began to walk back towards Vale.
"Well, I'll name you Fred so the author won't have to keep saying 'the Copian' all the time," replied Fred. It then began to walk back towards Vale.
'I have to tell Isaac! He'll know what to do!' thought Garet.
'I have to tell Isaac! He'll know what to do!' thought Fred.
A/N: The intro to my freakish fic! Cwahaha! This is rather short, but at least I started it, right? Pwease review and I'll give you a lifetime supply of chocolate eggs! (Read Azu's Q/A fic if you haven't already) Thanx, c ya next chappy!