Wagging Their Tales In Shame
Peter Pan with Billy and Chuck
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Jadyn, and she was committed recently for delusions of grandeur.
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-Our scene opens with JADYN sitting in a giant plush chair, turning the pages of a large book. She is wearing a strapless leather dress, red with purple overtones. She looks up and smiles at us. She is our NARRATOR-
JADYN: Hello, and welcome to my new show, "Wagging Their Tales In Shame". Like the title? I thought it up myself. On this show, we're going to take a look back at some of those stories you loved as kid, the ones that Disney made all sappy and yucky. But the catch, you ask? *I've* gotten ahold of both the stories and some of your favorite WWF superstars, and have decided to incorporate the two, then turn it into a television show for your entertainment. Get the drift? Now for the superstars…
-There is a loud *poof* and Tag-Team Champions BILLY and CHUCK appear in a heap on the floor. They appear to have fallen through the ceiling. BILLY stands up and collects himself first. He also has an emotional outburst first-
BILLY: Where are we?! Why are we here? Oh, Chucky, hold me close!
-CHUCK (or 'Chucky') gladly obliges. JADYN wrinkles her nose in distaste, but proceeds to explain their sudden change in location-
JADYN: You're in my study. You two are here to help me act out a tale for my television show.
CHUCK: Are we on TV right now? What's the show called, so I can watch it?
JADYN: Yes, you are on television, and it's called "Wagging Their Tales In Shame". Now shut up! You two are going to act out the story of Peter Pan all by yourselves. You, Billy, are going to be the boy in green himself, Mr. Pan. And Chuck, you can be Tinkerbell.
-JADYN snaps her fingers and suddenly the extremely effeminate pair are wearing costumes. BILLY is wearing all green, from the small hat perched at a jaunty angle on his bleach-blond head, to the soft-soled shoes on his feet, which curl upwards at the toes. CHUCK, however, isn't nearly as lucky. He is wearing a pink tutu, with pink tights and ballet slippers. A diamond tiara sits upon his head, and there is a sack of 'fairy dust' with a wand tucked inside it hanging from his waist-
CHUCK: This isn't fair! Why do I have to be Tinkerbell?
JADYN: Because Billy makes a better Peter Pan than you do. Just look at him!
-She gestures towards BILLY, who is inspecting the tight crotch of his green tights. CHUCK immediately breaks into a giant grin and goes to feel the suede frock his special friend is wearing. They both seem content for a moment, but BILLY suddenly looks up with an expression of confusion-
BILLY: Wait a minute. If we're gonna play Peter Pan and Tinkerbell, who is going to be all the other characters?
JADYN: I'm so glad you asked that. For just that purpose, I brought in… Rico!
-With another *poof*, RICO falls to the floor, but not before managing to smack his head on the edge of a table. BILLY and CHUCK rush to pick him up-
JADYN: Now, what to dress him in…?
-Another snap and RICO has on at least twenty layers of clothing, the top one being a dog costume. In his surprise, CHUCK drops RICO and looks at JADYN-
CHUCK: Who the hell is he supposed to be?
JADYN: Why, Nana, of course. Wendy's faithful maid and watchdog. His Wendy costume is under that one. Rico gets to be every character you two aren't.
BILLY: Is this supposed to fun or something?
JADYN: Not for you! Now, on to the story!
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Peter Pan with BILLY AND CHUCK!
NARRATOR: Peter Pan was a magical little boy. He could fly! With help from his little friend Tinkerbell, of course!
-BILLY comes soaring in on wires, with a smile so wide it could split his face. CHUCK also is flying on wires, but looks extremely dismal about it-
BILLY: Whee! I'm flying!
CHUCK: This is so degrading.
JADYN: Hey! You're supposed to be in character!
CHUCK: Oh, screw you.
NARRATOR: One day, Peter got a little horny, so he flew into window of a good little girl named Wendy. But before Peter could rape this poor, innocent child, Wendy's doggy, Nana, attacked! And that is how Peter lost his dick!
BILLY: Wait! That's not how the story goes!
JADYN: It is in my world. But you have to act it out. Rico, attack!
-BILLY is thrown through a 'window', which is actually an opening in the set. He crashes into a brick wall, and then is flown on his wires to another part of the set. There we see RICO lying on a bed, looking like a little girl. But all of a sudden, RICO looks like a dog and attacks BILLY. RICO proceeds to bite poor BILLY'S sexual organs off…-
JADYN: Hey, Rico! I said bite them off, not suck them!
-RICO obeys. BILLY screams in pain as CHUCK walks over and looks down at him-
CHUCK: Maybe sometimes it *is* better to be the guy in pink.
-CHUCK removes some fairy dust form his pouch and sprinkles it over the aching BILLY, then walks over to JADYN-
CHUCK: Thank you. I always want to be Tinkerbell now.
JADYN: And that's our moral for today. Tune in next time for more "Wagging Their Tales In Shame". Bye!
CHUCK: Bye!
-We leave the two remaining cast members discussing where JADYN got her dress. BILLY is still screaming in the distance and RICO has run off with BILLY'S dick. That's all. Join us next time!-
Peter Pan with Billy and Chuck
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Jadyn, and she was committed recently for delusions of grandeur.
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-Our scene opens with JADYN sitting in a giant plush chair, turning the pages of a large book. She is wearing a strapless leather dress, red with purple overtones. She looks up and smiles at us. She is our NARRATOR-
JADYN: Hello, and welcome to my new show, "Wagging Their Tales In Shame". Like the title? I thought it up myself. On this show, we're going to take a look back at some of those stories you loved as kid, the ones that Disney made all sappy and yucky. But the catch, you ask? *I've* gotten ahold of both the stories and some of your favorite WWF superstars, and have decided to incorporate the two, then turn it into a television show for your entertainment. Get the drift? Now for the superstars…
-There is a loud *poof* and Tag-Team Champions BILLY and CHUCK appear in a heap on the floor. They appear to have fallen through the ceiling. BILLY stands up and collects himself first. He also has an emotional outburst first-
BILLY: Where are we?! Why are we here? Oh, Chucky, hold me close!
-CHUCK (or 'Chucky') gladly obliges. JADYN wrinkles her nose in distaste, but proceeds to explain their sudden change in location-
JADYN: You're in my study. You two are here to help me act out a tale for my television show.
CHUCK: Are we on TV right now? What's the show called, so I can watch it?
JADYN: Yes, you are on television, and it's called "Wagging Their Tales In Shame". Now shut up! You two are going to act out the story of Peter Pan all by yourselves. You, Billy, are going to be the boy in green himself, Mr. Pan. And Chuck, you can be Tinkerbell.
-JADYN snaps her fingers and suddenly the extremely effeminate pair are wearing costumes. BILLY is wearing all green, from the small hat perched at a jaunty angle on his bleach-blond head, to the soft-soled shoes on his feet, which curl upwards at the toes. CHUCK, however, isn't nearly as lucky. He is wearing a pink tutu, with pink tights and ballet slippers. A diamond tiara sits upon his head, and there is a sack of 'fairy dust' with a wand tucked inside it hanging from his waist-
CHUCK: This isn't fair! Why do I have to be Tinkerbell?
JADYN: Because Billy makes a better Peter Pan than you do. Just look at him!
-She gestures towards BILLY, who is inspecting the tight crotch of his green tights. CHUCK immediately breaks into a giant grin and goes to feel the suede frock his special friend is wearing. They both seem content for a moment, but BILLY suddenly looks up with an expression of confusion-
BILLY: Wait a minute. If we're gonna play Peter Pan and Tinkerbell, who is going to be all the other characters?
JADYN: I'm so glad you asked that. For just that purpose, I brought in… Rico!
-With another *poof*, RICO falls to the floor, but not before managing to smack his head on the edge of a table. BILLY and CHUCK rush to pick him up-
JADYN: Now, what to dress him in…?
-Another snap and RICO has on at least twenty layers of clothing, the top one being a dog costume. In his surprise, CHUCK drops RICO and looks at JADYN-
CHUCK: Who the hell is he supposed to be?
JADYN: Why, Nana, of course. Wendy's faithful maid and watchdog. His Wendy costume is under that one. Rico gets to be every character you two aren't.
BILLY: Is this supposed to fun or something?
JADYN: Not for you! Now, on to the story!
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Peter Pan with BILLY AND CHUCK!
NARRATOR: Peter Pan was a magical little boy. He could fly! With help from his little friend Tinkerbell, of course!
-BILLY comes soaring in on wires, with a smile so wide it could split his face. CHUCK also is flying on wires, but looks extremely dismal about it-
BILLY: Whee! I'm flying!
CHUCK: This is so degrading.
JADYN: Hey! You're supposed to be in character!
CHUCK: Oh, screw you.
NARRATOR: One day, Peter got a little horny, so he flew into window of a good little girl named Wendy. But before Peter could rape this poor, innocent child, Wendy's doggy, Nana, attacked! And that is how Peter lost his dick!
BILLY: Wait! That's not how the story goes!
JADYN: It is in my world. But you have to act it out. Rico, attack!
-BILLY is thrown through a 'window', which is actually an opening in the set. He crashes into a brick wall, and then is flown on his wires to another part of the set. There we see RICO lying on a bed, looking like a little girl. But all of a sudden, RICO looks like a dog and attacks BILLY. RICO proceeds to bite poor BILLY'S sexual organs off…-
JADYN: Hey, Rico! I said bite them off, not suck them!
-RICO obeys. BILLY screams in pain as CHUCK walks over and looks down at him-
CHUCK: Maybe sometimes it *is* better to be the guy in pink.
-CHUCK removes some fairy dust form his pouch and sprinkles it over the aching BILLY, then walks over to JADYN-
CHUCK: Thank you. I always want to be Tinkerbell now.
JADYN: And that's our moral for today. Tune in next time for more "Wagging Their Tales In Shame". Bye!
CHUCK: Bye!
-We leave the two remaining cast members discussing where JADYN got her dress. BILLY is still screaming in the distance and RICO has run off with BILLY'S dick. That's all. Join us next time!-