Disclaimer- I don't own One Piece cause if I did CP9 would have a side story and Sanji would be killed off at the beginning. Stupid Sanji.
Ok Lets try this again. This time its going to be about CP9. And hopefully I won't delete it. Well here goes nothing, tell me if you liked it. Interesting, there's a place in Toronto called Upper Village. Sound familiar?
Ok, my first day of my new job. I'm going to fuck up and get fired. Lovely. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll last until noon. A young woman thought sardonically with a scowl on her face. She calmly walked towards what she was sure was going to be another failure on her list of disappointments. As she walked up the steps she felt the sensation of being watched. It sent shivers up her spine. She looked over her shoulder but no one was there but she could have sworn she heard the coo of a pigeon.
The doors were getting closer. Soon she'd be in the safety of her workplace, the newly rebuilt Enies Lobby. Little did she know that she'd be open to a lot more prying eyes and scrutiny in there. I hope this goes better than my last few hundred jobs... Maybe it'll be better working for marines, granted I'll have a hell of a lot more paper work and my hands might fall off but a least I'm a little good at being a secretary.
"You must be Hanna D. Michellra. Welcome to the staff of Enies Lobby. CP9 to be specific." Said a kindly old man. The head master of employees. He was smiling as though he expected something.
"Wait what? I thought that there was only 8 Ciper Pol units?! I was going to be the secretary for CP8! Oh, shit what did I get myself into this time! Why me! Why not someone else! This going to be bad! I'm not the kind of person you'd want for the job-" Michellra was more than slightly unstable about the whole situation, the headmaster who's name happens to be Walter buts in,
"Ah Hanna-san, you never applied for CP8. That was simply a front so that CP9 could get a secretary instead of the members doing all the paper work. And since you'll be their secretary you deserve the right of knowing what they do for a living. CP9 is a unit of assassins who work for the government and you will be doing the paper work that accompanies the messy job of assassination. You were chosen to be the secretary by the strongest member, Rob Lucci-sama. I haven't a clue as to why he chose you but I hope you luck, Hanna-san. Also you have a meeting with the members and Director of CP9 at 10:00am." Walter said this all in a happy light tone.
"Ah, hai Walter-san..." Michellra said uncertainly. Wonderful, I'm the secretary of a top secret organization of murderers. What a lovely job I have. Best in the world. And I get to sit in the same room as said murderers and their boss for Kami-sama knows how long... My life couldn't get any better than this. Thought Michellra sarcastically.
So It's 9:59. I'm a minute early that's good right? Ok so mental list: Formal black clothes-Check. Lucky bracelet and choker- Check. Courage-Almost check. Ok we're good! I'm so screwed... I hope they don't kill me... That would suck. Ok not really, I would get out of this horrible existence of failure. Maybe if I'm lucky they'll kill me. I doubt that Crap. Just as Michellra's internal rant ended, 5 people walked in. Only one of which was a woman. The others were men. One of which had a long rectangular nose, another hair in the shape of bull horns, one had a knife like grin directed in her direction and he had a scar over his left eye and the last one had a massive pigeon on his shoulder and a rather interesting beard. The last man set her on edge. The man with the odd nose sat across from her and the man with the scar on one side and the man with the pigeon on the other. The woman and the bull haired man sat on either side of her.
"Good morning I'm the Director of CP9, Kaku. I'm sorry for not explaining this to you in person but I'm sure Walter has. You have been appointed the secretary of CP9, and I just want to make sure that you can stomach the details of our reports. I'll also introduce the other members to you." Kaku said this politely but with the tone of voice that old men usually have.
"I can handle the details. It's nothing to me. And knowing my superiors names would be nice Director-sama." Michellra said pleasantly to Kaku.
"Hai, the men on each side of me are Jyabura and Lucci."-He gestured to the two as he said their names, " and the man to your left is Blueno. And the woman is Kalifa. They will come to you with mission reports."
Michellra nodded and said, "Hai, Director-sama."
Kaku's mouth gave the girl a slight smirk as though he knew something that she didn't. But the smirk was gone as soon as it came. It left Michellra more than slightly confused and oblivious to the look shared between Jyabura and Lucci that said without words, One week. She's far too meek.
I've had enough of this! It involves far too much touching!!! In Jyabura's case anyway. But still!!! I'm going to fill out resignation forms and get out of this place!! Thought Michellra desperately as she nearly pulled her hair in frustration over her new (week and a half) job and her infuriating co-workers. The only one she could stand was Kalifa! Even the director was maddening. Lucci played games with her head, Jyabura constantly hit on her and Blueno tried giving her his sagely advice but only succeeded in driver her more up the wall. And the Director was an arrogant twit!
Michellra stood up and put on her light jacket considering there was a cool breeze and looked at her watch. Lucci should be back in 15 minutes. I should be able to get to Walter by then get my resignation forms and hide them in my office and hide them before he gets back. Ok, I can do this, it's easy I won't screw up. At least Director-san is in Mariejois. Just when she was about to leave her office door opened and Lucci was there with his report in hand and he was looking throughly amused even with his raised brow. And I was just about free too. Michellra thought dejectedly.
"And where might yo be going, Kitten," God how she hated that nickname, "You wouldn't be trying to resign from your job, would you?" He said this with one of his unpleasant smiles.
"O-o-o-of c-c-c-c-course n-n-n-not..." Michellra stammered. God dammit stop stammering he's going to find out and, and, hey wait... Why would he care? Oh fuck he probably has a bet with Jyabura. Lovely. She thought sardonically.
"So you are," He chuckled slightly "And why would that be? Is something, ah bothering you?" Even though they were words that were supposed to be sympathetic they were mocking. He was grinning. The bastard.
Shit, shit, shit, shitity, SHIT! This bad, very, very bad! He's starting one of his stupid mind games! I don't have time for this! Walter leaves at 4:oo and its already 3:45!!!!!! "I'm not resigning," Thank you voice for returning. "I simply have something very important to tell Walter-san. So please move Lucci-san ."
He out right laughed at Michellra then. "I doubt that, Kitten-" but before he could finish Michellra cut him off,
"STOP DAMN CALLING ME THAT!" This only served to make him laugh harder.
Michellra angrily shoved the arrogant man out of her way and she stormed to where she knew Walter would be. She could still hear the bastards laughter ringing through her head. Michellra thought she was about to cry, as she was about to grab the door nob someone grabbed her from behind and covered her eyes.
Ok thats the end of Ch.1 I know it sucked and it was short, but hey its still an update on my part. And reviews are wanted and I will agree with most flames. So flame away. But the thing that gets me is, if some one who doesn't like One Piece and they read this and then falme my saying, 'OMG!!!!111!!! Y0U N00B!!!!1111!!!! ONE PIECE SUCKS ELEVENDY!111' I'm wondering why the fuck are you reading this if you don't like OP? Damn idiots are everywhere.