Title: Master!
Pairing: Shizaya!
Rating: T (for now :D)
Summary: Shizuo gets turned into a dog... Well a half dog... And who's offering to take care of him?
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
WARNING!: Below you'll read some delicious fluff :D beware of shizu-chan's... Colorful language... :D
"what the hell shinra?! I came here to get my wounds patched up and you turn me into a freaking dog?! The fucks wrong with you!?" A very pissed off blond debt collector yelled at his doctor friend who is now hiding behind the couch, terrified that his friend might maul him to death...
"Well technically you're only a half-dog since—"
"May hell freeze 'cause I don't fucking care! All that matters is that you make an antidote like RIGHT. NOW. And I'll consider ripping your throat out" Shizuo said, a murderous aura seemed to come right out him as he showed his new and sharp claws to the underground doctor, who looks like he's about to piss his pants. Normally shinra isn't afraid of Shizuo since he knew his friend wouldn't seriously hurt him, but now Shizuo looked like he could kill.
"I-I'll try my best ahaha... W-why don't you just sit down and relax while I continue to treat your—"
"Something stinks..." Shizuo said, effectively cutting off shinra's rambling as he sniffed the air. He glared at the door when he smelled that the scent was emanating from there, thanks to his new dog senses he was able to smell that 'stench' from far away until it grew stronger and stronger and stro—
"Ah seriously no I'm fine, it's just a broken wrist"
...
"Fine..."
'That voice... That smell' Shizuo began to growl and his growling only grew louder when he heard the door opening and that familiar voice he hated so much became clearer and louder. "Shiiiinraaa~! Hey can you fix something for me?" Panic began to course through the underground doctors body as he watched Shizuo get into a pouncing position, still growling.
"Shinra didn't you hear me? I said—"
"FLEA!"
Izaya and Celty froze as they watch the bodyguard who (much to their surprise) had new ears and a tail dash forwards in their direction, or rather in izaya's direction.
Shinra on the other hand, said something and the only thing that came to his mind to prevent his (soon-to-be) wife and other friend from being pounced by his half-dog friend.
...
"SHIZUO SIT!"
The room became dead silent, the blond half-human and half-dog stopped in mid-step. The vein in his forehead was showing and his claws were about to reach for the informants pale neck when he heard shinra shouted a command. Normally he would've brushed it off and continue his actions, but he felt the need to obey. And so he did. So that's why Heiwajima Shizuo, a former full fledge human, is now sitting in front of his headless friend and his arch-nemesis. Like a good obedient dog would...
One would expect Orihara Izaya to be the first one to burst out laughing at how the ex-bartender was acting, but no instead it was Kishitani Shinra.
"Pfft- ahahahahahahahahahaha! Y-you actually o-obeyed! Hahahahahaha..." The doctor doubled over laughing while the other two was still in state of shock. Shizuo on the other hand was not pleased with being laughed at. He began to growl once again before he lifted the underground doctor by his shirt.
"You think that's funny eh shinra? How 'bout I teach you how to play dead huh? Only difference is that it won't be pretend!"
Shinra bit his own tongue before shaking his head frantically. All of a sudden celty's shadows began to wrap around the furious half-human and her significant other, effectively pulling them apart.
"Let me go celty! I'll rip his god forsaken head Off!"
"No my love don't release him!"
Izaya could only watch in amusement as Shizuo threw a colorful string of curses at the other. He managed to snap himself back into reality but kept himself quiet for a moment as Shizuo explained in a deadly manner on how shinra was the reason for his newly added dog parts and on how the underground doctor should pay the price...
Finally after a few more minutes of this izaya finally had enough, he still has a broken wrist to take care off.
"I wouldn't like to interrupt this important rant of yours shizu-chan, but I have my own set of problems I have to attend to, one of them is my broken wrist" Izaya said as he sat down on the couch, cradling his injured wrist carefully.
"So shinra if you may...?"
"Ah y-yeah"
Celty finally lowered Shizuo to the ground, the bodyguard just growled and glared at the informant but did nothing else. He wasn't one to hurt someone when they're already injured. Shinra began feeling izaya's arm gently making the informant whimper softly, Shizuo on the other hand heard the informant thanks to his new dog hearing, his body moved against his will as he made his way to the informant and sat down beside him, eyeing him with concern. This was unnoticed by the raven as he cried out in pain, a stray tear rolling down his pale cheek.
"all right I'll just get something to wrap around your wrist. Be right back" he looked at celty giving her the 'Please make sure they don't destroy anything' look before going off to one of the rooms after celty had given him a nod.
"shizu- wha-!" Celty turned around in the speed of sound, preparing to use her shadows to stop the two. What she saw caught her completely of guard...
Shizuo was on top of izaya but he was being mindful of the informants wrist as he licked the smaller's cheek, the cheek where the stray tear had rolled down on. Izaya in turn was blushing so hard that his face could rival a tomatoes.
"you idiotic brute! What the fuck was that for you protozoan!" Izaya yelled as he tried to push Shizuo away with his good hand. The blond however found izaya's struggle to be somewhat cute and he couldn't stop the small chuckle that emanated from his throat, nor the wagging of his tail.
a loud click followed by a flash of light silenced the two and looked over to see that shinra was holding a phone up, camera facing them and is wearing a grin. "My~ My~ what do we have here?" shinra said cheerfully before giggling like a high school girl. That soon came to a stop as celty shoved her PDA to her roommate.
[Sorry. I can't stop them now]
shinra's mind began wondering on why his lover began said those until his gaze drifted to the two, they haven't moved at all from their position but both seemed to be surrounded by dark auras. Shinra began to hide behind his headless lover though she side-stepped showing him her previous message.
"Shinra..." Shizuo again began to growl, getting off of izaya and got into a pouncing position. Before the doctor met his unfortunate demise he quickly thought of a way that might save his life. Keyword 'might'.
"S-Shizuo listen you can't possibly kill me right? w-who will make your antidote if I'm g-gone!" shinra waved his arms frantically as he tried his best to smoothen out his friends rage. Which seemed to work well since Shizuo managed to calm down, which was a great relief, for both shinra and celty.
"fine..."
"T-thanks! Now we just have to find someone you can live with to—"
"WHAT!?"
"well we can't just leave you going around with dog parts! Someone might shoot you, call the animal pound, or rape yo—"
"DAMMIT SHINRA! WHAT THE FUCK!"
"h-hey you never know!"
"I'M RIGHT ABOUT READY TO KILL YOU AND DUMP YOUR SORRY CARCASS INTO THE NEAREST SHARK INFESTED OCEAN!"
"w-well your out of luck, we're in a city so you—"
"FUCK IT!"
"Alright that's enough Shizu-chan~!"
Izaya laid a hand on the blond's forehead which had a remarkable effect on him. Shizuo calmed down immensely. His tail wagging a mile a minute, though his expression betrayed it. Izaya just couldn't help it as a chuckle forced it's way out off its throat.
"I'll take care of him..." Said the informant with a rather warm smile.
A/N: hey guys! I'm not dead! Hooray! :D :3 just wanted to write this and don't worry this 'll only be a two-shot and I'll upload the other chapter tomorrow! :3
Note: bring tissues next time when you read the second chap! OwO)/
Thanks! And see you in the next chapter!
Bye bye minna~~! w)/