Hello, my name is Evelyn. I have dark brown hair, pale skin, and light blue eyes. I have dark brown curly hair that is big, fluffy and fucking wonderful. I'm am an 18 year old girl. Oh, and to answer your question, no I won't.
And why yes, I do have friends actually you dickhead. I actually am one of Doctor Who's companions.
Yeah, you didn't misread that.
I also hang out with a woman named Clara Oswald. Occasionally I hang out with this dumb bitch named Amy Pond, but that is a story for another time.
Even though they're assholes and I cannot trust them and I bloody hate them and they do not seem to like me all that much, they're still my best friends.
Anyways, there was this fucking bitch named Rose who used to be the Doctor's companian but she went missing. And I'm not really sure what the plot is going to be here and neither do you. I shall just make this up as I go along, since I am the one writing this piece of work and not you.
We shall start the story now...
DISCLAIMER: By the way, no animals, plants, drugs or beings of any kind were harmed in the making of this story BECAUSE IT IS FICTIONAL YOU FOOL!