J-chan: hello, I am back and ready for action. I will improve myself and make a wonderful first chapter for my new story

Toshiro: she did poorly with her other fanfic that she gave up

J-chan: your luck I don't call you short but that would only insult me even more

Yachiru: Shorty, Shorty, it's the two shortest people here!

J-chan: stop calling me short please

I don't own bleach, but really no one here does so why should I type this? I'm only gonna say this once I only own Jadyn, her dad and zanpakuto.


3rd POV

"Matsumoto get back to work!" Toshiro yelled.

"But, Taichou it's so boring!" Matsumoto complained.

"I have to go to a captain's meeting, I expect you to do your work while I'm away" Toshiro glared.

Rangiku nodded her head and started working while Toshiro made his way to the meeting room. He looked around sensing an unfamiliar retsu but stopped as the other captain's made their way to their seats.

"I apologize for making you all worry about the sudden meeting, it's only about the academy students joining" (1)HC Yamamoto said. Everyone let out a sigh of relief.

"There are only 17 graduating this year. A first year, 10 second years and 6 third years. The first year is a tomboy with an unusual zanpaktou, and different way of fighting. The two divisions she are most likely to join are either the second or forth" HC said.

"Why are you saying most likely?" Shunsai asked.

"This year we are seeing how things would be if we allowed the group to sign up for the divisions instead" HC replied.

"Ok so why are we here?" Ukitake asked.

"Well she has a problem with strong unfamiliar retsu so I called the meeting so she could get used to your retsu" HC laughed. Just then a little figure fell from the beam above.

"Hello, I'm Jadyn nice to meet you all!" A little girl, shorter than Toshiro, said. She was wearing black cargo pants and a navy blue button up shirt. The little girl had black hair with a streak of blue and green. Her left eye was lavender and her right eye was crimson.

"This is the first year and a daughter of an old friend of mine" HC said patting her head. Everyone stared at her for a good few secods.

"WHEN DID YOU GET IN HERE!?" the captains yelled.

"I've been in here since the captain that's like winter –or so Fuyu tells me- aka white haired shorty came in" Jadyn replied.

"I'M TALLER THAN YOU AND MY NAME IS TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA" Toshiro yelled.

"Hey gramps, this guy's funny and even Fuyu likes him!" Jadyn laughed.

"Who does who like?" HC asked.

"Haru likes the guy with fancy hair and the ninja lady, Natsu loves you and the giant fox, Fuyu likes Captain Shiro-san and Aki likes Mayu-chan still" Jadyn replied.

"So, Kuchiki-san, Soi-Fong, Sajin-chan, Hitsugaya, and Mayuri?" HC said.

"That's their names!" Jadyn replied.

"Jade-chan, it's been years since I last saw you, I'm guessing your zanpakuto is no longer bothering you?" Mayuri said.

"Yeah, didn't gramps tell you anything?" She pulled out a dagger "What do you think, her names Kisetsu, cool huh?" Jadyn asked.

"Yes, she is now my biggest question is, can you help me with some experiments later?" Mayuri asked. 'Who would willingly help you' everyone thought.

"Depends on what types they are" Jadyn replied. Everyone looked at her with shocked/surprised expressions on their faces.

"Hahahahaha, most hilarious shocked face goes to Captain Shiro-san!" Jadyn laughed.

"Who else do you see as a captain?" HC asked.

"You, Gramps and Captain Shiro-san and Spikey over there with Pinkie and Kuchiki-san" Jadyn replied.

"Toshiro-san she's going into your division, because I don't trust Zenpachi and Byakuya would probably ignore her" HC said.

"Yes sir" Toshiro replied.

"Looks like Fuyu wins over Haru! Winter beats Spring" Jadyn laughed.

"Ignore her, here is her file she starts tomorrow" HC said.

"Why does she start before the others?" Byakuya asked.

"Simple, she already blew up 5 science rooms and the training room twice" HC asked.

"Mayuri is a way better science teacher, the others are all boring and no explosives only the crappy stuff but Mayuri here, explosives and other cool stuff!" Jadyn said.

"And the training rooms?" HC asked.

"The teacher said I could never cause too much damage the first time and the second time, the kid called me a weak-good-for-nothing-shorty-who-only-got-in-because-her-dad-was-this-gramps-cousin-and-girls-are-to-weak-to-do-anything-and-are-all-bitches! So, I beat his ass and crushed his zanpakuto" Jadyn replied.

"At least she's strong and very…..colorful" Mayuri replied "Here have these I want you to try this new flavor" Mayuri handed a few suckers to Jadyn, who happily ate them one at a time.

"What should I name the flavors?" Mayuri asked.

"The purple one tastes like grapes and mango, the blue one is blueberry and bubblegum and the yellow one tastes like sunflowers and lemons" Jadyn replied.

"How do you know what sunflowers taste like?" Byakuya asked.

"I eat lots of flowers and stuff and I even made some for lunch today" Jadyn said.

"Didn't anyone tell you to not eat strange things?" Toshiro asked.

"Nope, my dad said I can eat whatever I find that looks tasty so the first flower I ever ate was a red roses thorns, they taste terrible raw but delicious fried with honey" Jadyn said.

'Weirdo' Everyone thought.


J-chan: Sorry about it being so short, I'll update the next chapter in an hour or so.

1-HC stands for Head-Captain and I was too lazy to keep writing it down and that is how I will address Yamamoto most of the time.

Yachiru: it's short just like you

J-chan: I'll make the next one short too if you keep calling me that.

I hope you review soon the first five chapters are free but then I want at least one review for chapters six to eight. K? Bye!