Dislclaimer and author's note: Hi everyone, this is my first fanfic, and no, I do not own nintendo or smash bros. However, don't forget to review and please enjoy.
Our story begins on October 17, 2016. 2:45 pm. Mario residence.
The Mario brothers, Peach, and Yoshi were sitting in the living room playing Mario Kart 8. Luigi had taken the lead, and was halfway through lap 3 in Wario's gold mine, while everyone else lagged behind. However, right when Luigi was about to cross the finish line, the phone rang.
"I'll get it," Luigi said as he paused the game. however, right when was out of range, Mario turned the game back on, and he, Peach, and Yoshi finished the race before Luigi could return to the living room. "Mario, the person on the phone wants to talk with y-, Why am I in last?!?"
"Uh, I can explain." Mario replied. "So who wanted to talk to me?"
"It was Master Hand, and you know how impatient he is, so if I were you, I'd pick up the phone and..." Before he finished the sentence, howver, Mario had already picked up the phone, and was speaking to Master Hand.
"Yes Master Hand I know, we have a new dlc and/or character coming soon, who is it? Dixie Kong, Waluigi? Captain Syrup or Mona?"
"Actually," Master Hand replied on the phone. "You four have to head to Nintendo headquarters tomorrow, because we have a meeting. Tomorrow, 8 am sharp, Nintendo Headquarters, Koyoto, Japan. Be there by then, or don't even bother. However, we do have free money, or whatever curency you have. See you there.
Meanwhile in the middle of the milky way, inside of a gunship; "I can't beleive I have to deal with all of this stupid shit," A female voice muttered angrily. First, her gunship was attacked by Ridley, and now she had to fly from where she was to Japan in an unstable ship within 13 hours, thus meaning she was screwed. However, right when she was about to reboot the system, four ships flew by, before stopping next to the ship. Samus immediately heard a familiar voice from one of the ships; "Seems like there's nobody there, let's take a closer look." Samus suddenly recognized that voice to be Fox's voice.
"Wait, don't do anything yet!" she yelled out towards Fox. "It's me, Samus,"
"Samus, what are you doing here?" Fox asked.
"This is my ship, you retard! You seriously don't remember my zero suit final smash?"
"Wasn't that the one where you transform back into a robot?"
"No! the one where I shoot you down in this ship!"
"Fox, hurry up, we need to get to Earth, now!" Falco exclaimed, which interrupted their little "conversation".
"That reminds me, I need a ride there, because this damn thing is broken."
"Alright, get in the ship," Fox replied, as he opened his cockpit. Samus immediately jumped in, and they sped straight to Earth.
While Fox, Falco, and Samus were headed to Kyoto, A certain kid in Eagleland received a call. "Hello, Ness here. Yes, it's me, Ness, not the game console from the 1980's. What? A new game?! We already made one, goddammit! Fine, if I get paid more, then I'm in. Alright, where? 11-1 Kamitoba-hokotate-cho, Minami-ku, Kyoto 601-8501, Japan, 8 am timmorow? Got it, see you then." As Ness hung up, King then trotted over to his owner. "King, fetch my pack, bat, cap, and yo-yo." Upon hearing the command, King immediately bolted to Ness's room. One minute later, Ness was leaving the house, with a note left behind, before he suddenly increases speed, running across the field, before vanishing into a portal.
At the same time Ness received the call, Lucas found a note on his doorstep. Flint was at Hinawa and Claus' graves, mourning their tragic demises. Lucas took one glimpse at the note before throwing it down as if a poisonous spider was in his hand. "No God, please no!" He yelled out having noticed the smash bros symbol on the stamp. He suddenly realized that it didn't say that he was removed or rejected, but much rather chosen to join, meaning a higher salary. He began to contemplate to himself. "Should I just stay home, tend to sheep, be with Kumatora, Boney, and Duster, along with mother and Claus' graves? Or should I take a few years off, and see Ness, Link, and Little Mac, along with living in mansion, and actually earn some money for working?" Suddenly, he remembered Samus, WFT, and of course: Bayonneta. However, Lucas felt that if he went to join the other smashers, then his friends and family would be unforgiving, when suddenly, he heard a voice in his head telling him to go on and fulfill his status as a smasher, and in the end he chose to. After packing up, and leaving behind a few notes, he ran to the train station, where he then boarded the next one heading to Japan.
"10735 D-bills? You seriously need to cut the gluttony, Kirby," Dedede said to his friend/nemesis, while clenching the bill in his hand.
"Well sorry for having a huge appetite." Kirby replied. "Besides, you got more food than me, so quit blaming me for this large bill."
"Okay, fine. However, next time, you'll be the one to pay," Dedede said.
"Why can't it be Meta Knight. He never pays." Kirby replied.
"You know I could read what you're typing, and no, I can't pay, because I'm broke." Meta Knight said to Kirby. However, Kirby wasn't listening because he was reading a text he received from Master Hand.
"Are you listening to me? Hello? Earth to Kirby!" Meta Knight shouted at Kirby, who then ran to his warp star. "Where's he going?" Meta Knight asked Dedede, who replied by merely holding up his phone, before leaving as well.
"Hey, wait up," Meta knight exclaimed, as he lunged to the warp star Dedede was boarding, and just managing to grab onto it at the last second, as it zooms right out of the galaxy .0001seconds later.
That's it for now. By the way, I've been thinking of having Kirby type to speak, so I'd like to see what you think about whether or not I should do that. Anyway, part two will be coming soon. Until then, auf wiedersehen.
