"Hi", said Riku who then proceeded to hump Sora's leg.
Sora stared blankly at the boy who was furiously rubbing his genitals across his leg, " Oooohhh I like when you do that!"
Riku looked up at Sora who then pulled out the keyblade and stabbed him in the ear.
"That better be your penis Sora!" Riku said.
"Too bad, it's just my keyblade, I'm saving that for your butt!" Sora gripped the boy by the hair and yanked him to his feet.
" are you going to kill me?" Riku asked. " no, I'm just taking you out out dinner with my pet cat Kairi" Sora replied.
They went out to dinner, had gay sex, and died! The end!