A silver and black spotted she-cat pads onto stage.

"Hello, world! My name is Leopardheart, and I am the host of this show, which if you can read, is Truth or Dare: Deluxe Edition!"

She pauses for breath, then continues.

"Also, I am not your only host! May I welcome my co-hosts, Riddlefur and Bramblefire!"

A pale ginger tom and a brown tabby she-cat walk onstage.

"And hopefully," says the tom, "It would appear obvious who is who, but to avoid confusion, I am Riddlefur, and she is Bramblefire."

"For the record," Bramblefire says.

Leopardheart shoulders her way to the front again begins to speak.

"So. Bramblefire will now give the rules."

She steps back and Bramblefire grabs the microphone.

"Rule numba ONE! You can dare anyone in the warriors universe, from any time period, but no OCs. Except for us. You can dare the hosts, much to our dislike." She grimaced.

"Rule numba TWO! Yes, you can dare peeps to have kits. Including us. Also, you can dare two toms or two she-cats to have kits. But you can't dare relatives. "

"Which brings us to rule numba THREE! Genderblending is allowed."

"Rule numba FOUR! NO KILLING! You can severely injure, but no killing. And you can only severly injure warriors. No apprentices or kits. Oh, and not us either."

"And finally, rule numba FOUR! I mean FIVE!"

Riddlefur coughs. "Nice slip-up." He mutters.

Bramblefire glares at him.

"As I was saying, rule numba FIVE! You can submit hosts, but only if you answer the questions at the end of each episode. You'll be a host for one episode, and then we'll move on to the next host."

Leopardheart takes the stage again.

"And now, a pilot dare from Bramble!"

"Okie-dokie! I dare Firestar to go on a blind date with a random she-cat from Warriors, then have kits with her!"

"So that means that this requires…..THE RANDOM WARRIOR WHEEL!"

Canned applause bursts around the set, and a curtain draws up to reveal a wheel-of-fourtune-like wheel.

"Riddlefur, will you do the honors?"

"Gladly."

He spins it, and it rockets around. It almost lands on 'Mousefur', but then it barley clicks to 'Tawnypelt.'

"Ooh, he got lucky." Riddlefur whispers. "Mousefur would've been a bad choice."

"Totally."

"So," says Leopardheart, interrupting, "Firestar?"

"Right!" exclaims Bramblefire, and with a wave of her tail, Firestar appears.

"So, Firestar! You've been on so many, I assume you know what to do."

He looks around nervously, then sighs, "Yeah."

"So, this is it!" Riddlefur sneaks up behind him and wraps a blindfold around his eyes.

"Hey! What's going on?"

"You're going on a blind date with a mystery cat! Have fun!"

"Wait, what?" he shrieks as he gets pushed into a limo with Tawnypelt.

Scene: At a Fancy Restaurant

"So," Firestar says nervously. "Who are you?"

"I'm not allowed to say that."

"Darn."

"So…." Tawnypelt starts timidly, "What should we get for an appetizer?"

"Umm…What's on the menu? I can't exactly see it…"

"What about pita bread with chopped mice?"

"I love that!"

"Well, I hate it."

Basically, they start arguing, all the way to the limo, where the driver takes off Firestar's blindfold.

"Tawnypelt! Holy fox dung, Brambleclaw's gonna get me….."

"And he's gonna even more after this…." Says Leopardheart wickedly on a flat screen TV in the limo.

"Oh, great," is all Firestar can mutter before love potion gets blasted in through the vents.

You can guess what happens next.

Back at the Studio

"Well, that was amusing to watch," Riddlefur laughs.

"You bet it was! The look on his face when he saw Tawnypelt…."

The hosts start cracking up.

"Ah, good times, good times," says Leopardheart, wiping a tear from her eye.

"We better close up."

"Uh-huh."

"So, that's it for now, folks! Below you will see the cast and the entry form and question!"

"Goodbye, and we'll see you next time on Truth or Dare: Deluxe Edition!"

Cast:

Host: Leopardheart-Silver she-cat with black spots and green eyes.

Co-Hosts:

Riddlefur-Pale ginger tom with green eyes.

Bramblefire-Brown and black tabby she-cat with amber eyes.

Security:

Lightfeather-Yellow she-cat with amber eyes.

Stonefall-Gray tom with blue eyes.

Janitor:

Whitespots-White tom with brown spots.

Medicine Cat:

Shimmerfur-Silver she-cat with gray eyes.

Question:

Who wrote the Warriors series?

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