Survivor, Anime Universe
Lord Billius
Disclaimer: I don't own the chars in here. Blah de blah de blah! You know the routines so don't sue.
Host: Welcome to Day One of: Survivor, Anime Universe! I'm Lord Billius, the host. We searched the random worlds of Anime to bring to you the Ultimate Survivor Series! This time there will be four teams. Unlike the pathetic two teams, we have four teams because of all the great anime in the world. Our first team, Straight from Okinawa Japan, 1996. The Masaki Team.
Masaki team: yay!
Host: the members are as follows: Tenchi Masaki is the Captain of the team, and then we have the Space Pirate Ryoko…
Ayeka: boo!
Ryoko: why I…
Host: ok calm down, now where was I? Oh yea then Princess Ayeka, Princess Sasami, Galaxy Police Detectives First Class Mihoshi and Kiyone, The Greatest Mind in the Universe… Hey someone wrote that in by hand… oh well, Washu, and last but not least Ryo-oh-ki!
Washu: That's Little Washu to you!
Host: uhh… ok.
All: yay!
:: Ryoko and Ayeka start fighting::
Host: ok, Our Next Team from Deep Space, is the Outlaws, the members are: Gene Starwind as Captain, Melfina, James Hawking, Aisha Clan-Clan, Twilight Suzuka, and Fred Luo!
Gene: Oh God no!
Fred: hi gene!
Host: next is from Planet Zi I think, Team Liger!
Girl: why are we named after YOUR zoid?
Host: ummm… ok… here we go the members are: Bit Cloud as Captain…
Same girl: why the –BEEP- are you the captain
Host: that is Leena Toros, then there is, Van, Fiona, Zeke, and Irvine!
Bit: who the hell are these three?
Van: your nobody, my liger would waste whatever zoid you have!
Bit: you have a liger? So do I!
*they start talking amongst them selves about their zoids*
Host: our next team straight from Arcadia, is the Blue Rouges! Which consist of Vyse as the Captain, Aika, Fina, Cupil, Gilder, and Drachma!
* survivor music plays *
Day One
Masaki Camp- that night
Host: the masaki team is now entering their camp, lets join them.
Sasami: It's dark out here, I wonder what animals come out around here at night.
Ryoko: Tenchi I'm Scared!
* she flung her arms around him *
Tenchi: gah! Ryoko get off!
Ayeka: Unhand Lord Tenchi at this moment Ryoko!
Ryoko: why should I?
* they start fighting *
Mihoshi: where's the house?
* they all fall over anime style *
Kiyone: we are in the wilderness Mihoshi, not in Okinawa.
Sasami: im tired, lets go to bed
All: good idea.
Outlaw camp
Host: the outlaws are now entering camp. Apparently Gene has brought his castor gun as his luxury item.
Fred: Gene slow down!
Gene: stay back Fred!
* Suzuka sips her tea as she walks *
Jim: hey Gene are we at camp yet?
* Gene starts to run from Fred *
Gene: here is camp. Im gonna sleep in that tree, so Fred stays away.
Fred: but Gene im afraid of heights!
Gene: that's the point
Mel: good night Gene.
Gene: night Mel
All: goodnight!
Team Liger
Host: team liger was not eventful in their trip, they got there and went to bed.
Team Blue Rouges
Aika: didn't they say that one girl with the blue hair was a pirate?
Vyse: yea I think
Gilder: why are you the captain, im older
Fina: don't argue
Drachma: shut up, im trying to sleep.
Vyse: that's a good idea! Lets sleep!
)(commercial break)(
voice: are you depressed? Do you feel OOC? Do you have a band of girl pirates following you around the world? Well, Come on down to Gilders pub and gun shop!
Gilder: Hi, Gilder here. I founded this Pub/Gun shop here on Crescent Isle! When not terrorizing the Skies of Arcadia with me mates. I come here to unwind. And I can hide from Clara and her band of Girl Pirates, here in the secret compartment under the bar. Well, gotta go.
Voice: that is Gilders Pub and Gun Shop, On Crescent Isle, Just north of Nasr! You Can't Miss It!
(Survivor Music Plays)
Day Two
Host: our teams are on their way to this little desert for their first immunity challenge.
(the teams finally arrived)
Host: ok today's challenge is you must kill the most little living things on the beach! But, the catch is you must draw names from a hat. ((authors note: this idea is from a Outlaw Star/Cowboy Bebop Survivor fic. Please don't get pissed, im making it different from yours)) Gene you go first, then Tenchi, then Bit, and then Vyse.
Gene: its ME!
Tenchi: Ryoko
Ryoko: yay!
Bit: Leena
Leena: can I use my Zoid?
Host: is it a luxury item?
Leena: yea and also a lot of ammo! ^_^
Vyse: Gilder!
Gilder: Sweet!
Host: OK! GO!
They started in there areas. A bunch of little creatures were about to swarm Gilder.
Gilder: My God… Their Pokemon!!! Help! Wait… DANCE FOR ME!
He started to shoot a lot. The little digital zero above his head changed to a 400 as he killed 400 of the Pokemon.
Ryoko: Take This!
She shot a large energy blast at them. The number changed to 2000
Leena: MWAHAHAHA!
She unleashed a powerful attack against the creatures in her area. The number became 10000.
Gene: ahhh! Take this mother –BEEP-ers!
He started shooting rapidly. Suddenly a buzzer went off and the Pokemon disappeared.
Fred: gene I was worried about you!
Gene: LEAVE ME THE –BEEP- ALONE YOU STUPID –BEEP-IN HOMO! IF YOU COME WITHIN 10 –BEEP-IN FEET OF ME IM GONNA BLOW YOUR –BEEP-IN HEAD OFF!
Host: ok then, gene you must watch your language, this is prime time TV, we don't need the people to get us cancelled… where was I… ah yes, our final numbers are: Gene Starwind- 47, Ryoko- 14,876, Leena- 1,784,293, and Gilder- 8,345. The winner is… TEAM LIGER! Runner up is… TEAM MASAKI! And second place is… TEAM BLUE ROUGES! These three teams receive Immunity! Team Outlaw… you must now vote off a member. Since we were too lazy to set up a voting spot, we will just say our votes. Ok? Gene we start with you.
Gene: Fred
Melfina: umm, Jim?
Jim: Gene
Fred: Jim
Suzuka: Jim
Aisha: Jim
Jim: Why me? I didn't miss all those Pokemon!
Fred: you're in my way of gene
Gene: Fred shut up.
Melfina: I just chose someone, im sorry.
Suzuka and Aisha: you act to smart!
Host: well the tribe has spoken… Jim get the Hell outta here.
((Shoots the Lantern with Jim's name on it))
Jim: damn all of you.
((Jim walks away))
Host: everyone, go back to camp and we'll se you tomorrow!
((everyone just goes away))
Lord Billius
Disclaimer: I don't own the chars in here. Blah de blah de blah! You know the routines so don't sue.
Host: Welcome to Day One of: Survivor, Anime Universe! I'm Lord Billius, the host. We searched the random worlds of Anime to bring to you the Ultimate Survivor Series! This time there will be four teams. Unlike the pathetic two teams, we have four teams because of all the great anime in the world. Our first team, Straight from Okinawa Japan, 1996. The Masaki Team.
Masaki team: yay!
Host: the members are as follows: Tenchi Masaki is the Captain of the team, and then we have the Space Pirate Ryoko…
Ayeka: boo!
Ryoko: why I…
Host: ok calm down, now where was I? Oh yea then Princess Ayeka, Princess Sasami, Galaxy Police Detectives First Class Mihoshi and Kiyone, The Greatest Mind in the Universe… Hey someone wrote that in by hand… oh well, Washu, and last but not least Ryo-oh-ki!
Washu: That's Little Washu to you!
Host: uhh… ok.
All: yay!
:: Ryoko and Ayeka start fighting::
Host: ok, Our Next Team from Deep Space, is the Outlaws, the members are: Gene Starwind as Captain, Melfina, James Hawking, Aisha Clan-Clan, Twilight Suzuka, and Fred Luo!
Gene: Oh God no!
Fred: hi gene!
Host: next is from Planet Zi I think, Team Liger!
Girl: why are we named after YOUR zoid?
Host: ummm… ok… here we go the members are: Bit Cloud as Captain…
Same girl: why the –BEEP- are you the captain
Host: that is Leena Toros, then there is, Van, Fiona, Zeke, and Irvine!
Bit: who the hell are these three?
Van: your nobody, my liger would waste whatever zoid you have!
Bit: you have a liger? So do I!
*they start talking amongst them selves about their zoids*
Host: our next team straight from Arcadia, is the Blue Rouges! Which consist of Vyse as the Captain, Aika, Fina, Cupil, Gilder, and Drachma!
* survivor music plays *
Day One
Masaki Camp- that night
Host: the masaki team is now entering their camp, lets join them.
Sasami: It's dark out here, I wonder what animals come out around here at night.
Ryoko: Tenchi I'm Scared!
* she flung her arms around him *
Tenchi: gah! Ryoko get off!
Ayeka: Unhand Lord Tenchi at this moment Ryoko!
Ryoko: why should I?
* they start fighting *
Mihoshi: where's the house?
* they all fall over anime style *
Kiyone: we are in the wilderness Mihoshi, not in Okinawa.
Sasami: im tired, lets go to bed
All: good idea.
Outlaw camp
Host: the outlaws are now entering camp. Apparently Gene has brought his castor gun as his luxury item.
Fred: Gene slow down!
Gene: stay back Fred!
* Suzuka sips her tea as she walks *
Jim: hey Gene are we at camp yet?
* Gene starts to run from Fred *
Gene: here is camp. Im gonna sleep in that tree, so Fred stays away.
Fred: but Gene im afraid of heights!
Gene: that's the point
Mel: good night Gene.
Gene: night Mel
All: goodnight!
Team Liger
Host: team liger was not eventful in their trip, they got there and went to bed.
Team Blue Rouges
Aika: didn't they say that one girl with the blue hair was a pirate?
Vyse: yea I think
Gilder: why are you the captain, im older
Fina: don't argue
Drachma: shut up, im trying to sleep.
Vyse: that's a good idea! Lets sleep!
)(commercial break)(
voice: are you depressed? Do you feel OOC? Do you have a band of girl pirates following you around the world? Well, Come on down to Gilders pub and gun shop!
Gilder: Hi, Gilder here. I founded this Pub/Gun shop here on Crescent Isle! When not terrorizing the Skies of Arcadia with me mates. I come here to unwind. And I can hide from Clara and her band of Girl Pirates, here in the secret compartment under the bar. Well, gotta go.
Voice: that is Gilders Pub and Gun Shop, On Crescent Isle, Just north of Nasr! You Can't Miss It!
(Survivor Music Plays)
Day Two
Host: our teams are on their way to this little desert for their first immunity challenge.
(the teams finally arrived)
Host: ok today's challenge is you must kill the most little living things on the beach! But, the catch is you must draw names from a hat. ((authors note: this idea is from a Outlaw Star/Cowboy Bebop Survivor fic. Please don't get pissed, im making it different from yours)) Gene you go first, then Tenchi, then Bit, and then Vyse.
Gene: its ME!
Tenchi: Ryoko
Ryoko: yay!
Bit: Leena
Leena: can I use my Zoid?
Host: is it a luxury item?
Leena: yea and also a lot of ammo! ^_^
Vyse: Gilder!
Gilder: Sweet!
Host: OK! GO!
They started in there areas. A bunch of little creatures were about to swarm Gilder.
Gilder: My God… Their Pokemon!!! Help! Wait… DANCE FOR ME!
He started to shoot a lot. The little digital zero above his head changed to a 400 as he killed 400 of the Pokemon.
Ryoko: Take This!
She shot a large energy blast at them. The number changed to 2000
Leena: MWAHAHAHA!
She unleashed a powerful attack against the creatures in her area. The number became 10000.
Gene: ahhh! Take this mother –BEEP-ers!
He started shooting rapidly. Suddenly a buzzer went off and the Pokemon disappeared.
Fred: gene I was worried about you!
Gene: LEAVE ME THE –BEEP- ALONE YOU STUPID –BEEP-IN HOMO! IF YOU COME WITHIN 10 –BEEP-IN FEET OF ME IM GONNA BLOW YOUR –BEEP-IN HEAD OFF!
Host: ok then, gene you must watch your language, this is prime time TV, we don't need the people to get us cancelled… where was I… ah yes, our final numbers are: Gene Starwind- 47, Ryoko- 14,876, Leena- 1,784,293, and Gilder- 8,345. The winner is… TEAM LIGER! Runner up is… TEAM MASAKI! And second place is… TEAM BLUE ROUGES! These three teams receive Immunity! Team Outlaw… you must now vote off a member. Since we were too lazy to set up a voting spot, we will just say our votes. Ok? Gene we start with you.
Gene: Fred
Melfina: umm, Jim?
Jim: Gene
Fred: Jim
Suzuka: Jim
Aisha: Jim
Jim: Why me? I didn't miss all those Pokemon!
Fred: you're in my way of gene
Gene: Fred shut up.
Melfina: I just chose someone, im sorry.
Suzuka and Aisha: you act to smart!
Host: well the tribe has spoken… Jim get the Hell outta here.
((Shoots the Lantern with Jim's name on it))
Jim: damn all of you.
((Jim walks away))
Host: everyone, go back to camp and we'll se you tomorrow!
((everyone just goes away))