IAHM FM: In a Downbeat Hour Broadcast 0 Hey! It's Mad Cow, and I'm working on a story that's kinda almost like a bi-weekly column, called IAHB FM: In a Downbeat Hour. It'll be like a radio program, with interviews, commericals (for fics and websites), and DJ Stuff...but the cool part is the songs.
And that's where I need your help. The songs will come from you (hopefully)! They'll be a collection of songs people send me that fit in with the show. For example, if you think there is a song out there that MUST have been written for Jamie, send it in (with the lyrics, please)!
But that's not all. Another way you can send stuff in is to write parodies of a song, Weird Al style, about IaHB.
Need an example of what a parody would look like? Here's one I wrote, called EMT Dreams, that's to the tune of O-Town's 'Liquid Dreams'.

Ambulance sirens surround me
I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night he comes to save me
And gives me all the CPR I need.

Now this EMT
He's not like you and me
He's a very nice dream from the Disney scene.
And he's so sweet, your parents he can meet
(But that won't be on your mind when Mom's left behind)

Want stat from a guy on Heartbeat, can't lie
He's got a little touch of Jamie's wild style,
With Shawn Ashmore's smile
Throw in a body like Danso,
You've got the star of my EMT dreams
(My EMT dreams)

Tyler's lips to kiss in the dark,
Underneath Jamie's oh so fine mark
When it comes to the test, Chris Ralph is the best
And Danso Gordon brings the rest

Now this EMT
He's not like you and me
He's a very nice dream from the Disney scene.
And he's so sweet, your parent's he can meet
(But that won't be on your mind when Moms left behind)

Want stat from a guy on Heartbeat, can't lie
He's got a little touch of Jamie's wild style,
With Shawn Ashmore's smile
Throw in a body like Danso,
You've got the star of my EMT dreams
(My EMT dreams)

Look's aren't everything he's got the sweetest personality
Like Hank B
My mom thinks I'm lazy,
My friends think Disney's baby,
But it won't keep me from watching on Friday night!

Every night I dream
EMT dreams
My EMT dreams
CPR and screams
Those EMT dreams

Want stat from a guy on Heartbeat, can't lie
He's got a little touch of Jamie's wild style,
With Shawn Ashmore's smile
Throw in a body like Danso,
You've got the star of my EMT dreams
(My EMT dreams)

Want stat from a guy on Heartbeat, can't lie
He's got a little touch of Jamie's wild style,
With Shawn Ashmore's smile
Throw in a body like Danso,
You've got the star of my EMT dreams
(My EMT dreams)

Want stat from a guy on Heartbeat, can't lie
He's got a little touch of Jamie's wild style,
With Shawn Ashmore's smile
Throw in a body like Danso,
You've got the star of my EMT dreams
(My EMT dreams)

See! It's that easy, and pretty cool, too!
C'mon people, I need your help to get this thing off the ground! Who knows, maybe if IAHB FM gets popular enough, we could get it made into an official column!

Send all questions and comments to animorph51@aol.com, and all of your songs and song parodies to vladimirthedancinghampster@yahoo.com. Got it?
To find the lyrics to 99% of today's songs, visit lyrics.astraweb.com
Hope to see you in 2 weeks!
~MC~