Playing by the Rules
So, this is probably total crap, but I felt like writing a fanfic about the notorious cats! Um It probably doesn't make much sense right now either, hopefully it will develope into a well thought out story that won't make your eyes bleed!
It is very difficult for me to try to write out how I think words would be pronounced with a cockney accent. Bear with me! Enjoy my drabbles!
Chapter 1
"Slow down will ya!" the voice echoed across the yard over the sounds of dogs barking and a trashcan being knocked over. Mungojerrie sped away from the large suburban home with a bag full of the terrible duo's latest 'score'. Rumpleteazer was already halfway down the street laughing the whole way with a pearl bracelet hanging from her mouth.
Jerrie hissed and clawed one last time at the yappy pollicle before racing down the street at the speed of light, Teazer had settled behind a trashcan and was now on the ground laughing hysterically.
"You shoulda seen ya face!" she burst out between laughs, true Jerrie had screamed like a little girl and turned pale when the pollicle took a snap at him. Everything seemed to be going well in the heist until Rumple saw a pearl bracelet and decided to go back for it.
"What is it with ya women and yer jewels anyway?" He sneered back breathless, angry with his partner in crime. When Teazer jumped onto the dresser with the pearls she stumbled, which was abnormal for this stealthy cat, and knocked over a glass vase, and that's where the chaos began. Next thing you know a bunch of humans are running around yelling and the dogs are after you. And Jerrie found himself facing everything himself with Teazer sprinting out of the picture.
Rumpleteazer took the pearls and snapped them around her neck, it fit perfectly, the pearls gleamed in the sun as white as the Cats grin. "What? I am a lady y'know, I can't have my own pretty things? Wait till I show Victoria up eh?" she played with the round beads with a proud grin.
Jerrie looked at her, he couldn't deny that she did look pretty… he shook his head. She's yer best friend, ya can't have thoughts like that… He quietly scolded himself… but the Jellicle ball was coming up soon and Jerrie had been left without a mate the year before and he would enjoy having someone to, y'know, dance with and stuff. He just couldn't imagine Teazer, the Tom-Queen saying yes to goofy Mungojerrie.
A long while ago they had met, neither could really place their tongue on an exact date but anyways, the two met in Victorian Grove, they where both strays and became a dynamic duo from their first conversation. The two decided that life was easier when you just took what you wanted and they became a Cat Nabbing couple. Throughout their lives they were often mistaken as twins, but this was far from true, and somewhere a long while later the two became a part of the famous Jellicle tribe, still roaming free as they wanted, but a part of a family. They still get into trouble often, roaming away from the tribe as far as they wish, and sometimes getting mixed into business with the wrong cats, be the two remained a close pair, but maybe, they both would never admit, it was time to settle down…
"Teazer…." Jerrie started, the two where now sitting and admiring the things the had just nabbed. "You think you're gonna go to the ball this year?" the Tom asked shyly.
"Eh…why not eh? It's a lot of fun usually." She said still distracted by the spheres draped around her neck.
"Who ya goin' with?" Jerrie continued now staring down at his feet.
"Huh?" she looked at Jerrie confused, "I dunno…" She laughed "Why are you gunna take me big boy?! Or do you have some other hot dat I don't know about." She shoved him playfully.
Jerrie frowned for a moment, she didn't take the hint at all… He tried to shake away the thought. He pushed her back. "Maybe I do! I'll beat you back to the junkyard!" he switched the subject quickly. Teazer sat back for a minute… something seemed strange… could he? No. She sprinted after him.
Bombalurina sat up proudly on the hood of the TSE 1 as she slowly groomed her fur. Plato, Pouncival, and Tumblebrutus all sat mesmerized below with wide eyes, completely ignoring the female kittens who had given up by now and where playing tag in the background. Bomba ate it up and played off of their attention.
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer arrived back at the junkyard and parted, Jerrie told Teazer he had some business to take care of and she wasn't going to argue with that. After their short conversation she had been left confused, and needed the advice of a… more experienced queen.
After racing to her secret den and stashing away her new pearls the Calico Queen raced over to the TSE 1 to seek out help. Without a second thought she leaped up onto the hood next to Bombalurina who jumped startled by Teazer. The male kits below began to laugh, "Oh shove off you pervs!" Bomba sneered. They shrugged and went to join the other kits for tag.
"What could you possibly want…" Bomba spat with a glare directed towards Rumpleteazer, upset that she cut her attention hogging short.
"Er…Bomba…You, uh." Teazer started a bit lost for words.
"Spit it out…" Bombalurina stated coldly.
"You, know your way around the Toms… y'know… like ya know how they work n' stuff…" she continued a bit shyly.
Bombalurina smoothed the fur on her paws, not making any attempt at eye contact. She and Teazer weren't exactly friends. "I guess you could say that…" she stated. Although everyone knew she had most of the Tom's wrapped around her finger.
"Well uh… lets say there's this Tom…and he might." Rumple shifted nervously, "Like me or something like that…"
Bomba sat up, now she was interested, she looked at Rumpleteazer and grinned.
"So you want some help with the Toms eh?" she blurted out through Teazer's mumbling.
"Well I don't quite know 'bout that but…"
Bomba interrupted "Well matchmaking is my specialty, although I don't think I've ever had a case quite as hard as yours." She said looking Rumpleteazer over,
"Hey!" Teazer retorted with an angry glare.
"Well If you're going to try to find a mate you're going to need some major help, a bit of practice, a bit of… grooming, ick…" Bomba rolled on.
"I didn't come to ya to be insulted Miss Prick, and I"
"Well are you in or not?" The Scarlet Queen shot straight to the point with a serious look.
"I…well…I…yes." The Calico gave in. Bombalurina's face loosened into a smirk.
"Good, then meet me here tomorrow, sun up, and be ready." And with that she leapt off the car and sauntered away in her usual sexy manor. The male kittens gave one last look before she disappeared around a corner.
Rumpleteazer took a deep breath and fell back onto the car shaking her head.
"Oi…what have I gotten myself into…"
Are you crying yet? I am.... too much to do!
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