December 10th 2015 Yo diary! Was up! I saw this gal today and damnnnnnnn she was fine! I got dem digits off her friend, so now imma bout to right her up. -Kian B. "Hey gurl its Kian B. Know what I'm sayin?" "Sup dawg im glad you got my digits I was checking out ur butt and damnnnnn" "well then babe we better get at it! Meet me at the bar on 16th street so I can admire your wholly fledged breasts again..." "Um..ok...see ya..." Nailed it! At du bar I saw dis fine gurl and walked up to her and said, "hey, I'm Kian B. Your best wish has come true." It turns out her boyfriend was sitting with her, and I had to armadillo while he beat me up. I got dat bloody nostrils. But while I was laying there I could see right up that astronaught! I acted all big and brave as I walked as I walked out of that Effin bar yo. Damn, I was one cool little bastard. But of course as soon as he came out of the bar I jumped him, and he beat me up again and stole all my money. I worked hard for those $2.00! Ya know what I'm sayin! But when I got back up I went into the bar and saw the girl who's digits I got, I said "yo." "Who are you?" She asked me. "I'm Kian B. Ya know, the hottest guy on the planet? I called you up babe!" "Oh...sorry I thought you were someone else." She quickly left with a weirded out face. Probably too amazed at how hot I was. I was walking home making sure my pants we just below my ass and ma undies were showin, I saw my sis and her smokin friend. "Damn ladies, how's it goin?" Naomi (da friend) rolled her eye balls. "Screw off Kian!" Said izzie (ma sis) "Nawt till I see y'all shake them assets!" Abby walked up to me and kicked me in the tic-Dic that's what my bro Phil B. Called it. After I pissed on that grass in front of everybody. "Kian you're such a perv! I'm your sister! Get a life!" She then proceeded to beat me up real bad. Bad day for meh, but as I settled into my dumpster, and closed my eyeballs I thought, hey, I'll see dem shmexy ladies tomorrow...I woke up with all the garbage still piled on me, mmmmmmmm damn, these people throw out perfectly good food! Milk only 3months past its expiration date! I slurped that stuff up, it was chunky just the way I like it. There was a bagel wrapped in a snot covered tissue, I just love the salty taste of snot, it's one thing from your own nose but from someone else's? Mmmmmmmm beta then cream cheese. Ma man nat B. Rang me up, and I can stay at his place for the night, but I'll prove end up stayin for the week, I climbed out of my house and on the way saw a mouldy bag of Doritos, damn I love that fuzz. After eating all of the Doritos, I walked over to nat B.s house and I didn't even knock cuz ya know he's ma Broskie! I barged into see nat and I fine lady gettin it on! "Yo kian!" Nat said getting up. The girl screamed when I winked at her and licked my lips "this is Kate yo!" He said gesturing to the lady "yeah man, she's hot." She got up and left and now it's just me and Nat B. "So bruh what do you want to do today?" I asked Nat B. "Let's go get Phil B." "Yeah bruh lets do it!""