"What the FUCK!" Screamed Xander. "I thought I told never to take your girls in hear. I'm going to have to wash out my eyes with bleach now."

"This ain't my bloody girlfriend." Moving aside to reveal a sodomised Angel.

"Spoon! I'll gouge out my eyes with a spoon. I really didn't need to see that."

"What there was a reason I called him a poofter." Shouted Spike after a rapidly retreating Xander.

"Just get back to work, I have a soul to loose you know." Came a breathless comment from Angel, dragging Spike back down.