A/N: Okay what you must about this fic it is almost completely AU without that information you will never survive

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"He left"

Those were the only two words Blair Waldorf could muster up when she reached the Bass suite at the 2 a.m. Her eyes were red with purplish circles under her eyes that could only be explained by lack of sleep. Her abrupt arrival woke Chuck and Nate from a sleep they must have only fallen into minutes ago. She sat down on the couch that Nate had been sleeping on and didn't say anything else.

"When?" Chuck broke the silence and sat on the couch with her and Nate putting a comforting arm around her as Nate held her hand.

The tears started to fall as she whispered, "An hour ago." Both Chuck and Nate exchanged confused glances wondering why anyone would leave the breathtakingly perfect and beautiful Blair Waldorf by choice. "What did I do wrong?" she questioned while sobbing to their shoulders.

"You didn't do anything," Nate said speaking for the first time that night, "Carter's just a jackass."

"He's right Blair. Carter doesn't deserve you," Chuck agreed. Both boys wanted to kill the bastard for hurting their Blair. From the beginning they thought the relationship was doomed, but they kept their mouths shut for their best friend's sake.

"I can't do this anymore," Blair finally spoke again after what seemed like hours, "This whole Upper East Side thing. I don't want to be the perfect socialite daughter anymore. I'm sick of having Gossip Girl follow my life or worry about always looking perfect. I just need to stop" Both boys looked up in shook. No one like the "finer things in life" more than Blair.

"How are you going to do it?" asked a bewildered Nate. He couldn't think of any way to end the never ending cycle of vicious popular girls, stoned jackasses, and parents that couldn't care less about their kids.

Chuck snorted and sarcastically suggested, "We could move to Brooklyn, live in a crappy apartment, and wear non-designer clothes." This idea had him and Nate in hysterics until they looked at Blair who looked like she was considering the idea.

"Chuck was joking Blair. You aren't honestly considering the idea, are you?" Nate asked in a minor panic. His life was on the Upper East Side. He had his girlfriend of a year, Serena, he had his school, his family, his whole life took place here.

"Don't get you girly panties in a twist Nathaniel. Blair's not honestly considering this, right?" Chuck said with complete confidence. He was also a slave to the tightly knit, elite community they lived in. He had kind of a reputation for being a womanizer which didn't bother him at all. In fact it did him a few favors here and there.

"Okay you guys, think about it though. We could escape the robots we've become. We'd still be us, and we could stay at our school but hang out with different groups. And Nate, you can still be with Serena. 

And Chuck, you can still have a different girl a night. The only difference would be that wouldn't be stuck as these shells of a people. Think about it, please." Blair begged.

Chuck sighed reluctantly, "I'm in"

They both stared at Nate. "Fine, I guess we could try," he finally gave in.

Blair grinned like the Cheshire cat, "Okay, here's what we're going to do…"

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It was only Monday when Chuck and Nate regret agreeing to Blair's proposal. It took one look at Gossip Girl for them to know she was taking this out of proportion.

Hey Gossip Girl Here,

Top story on my page: Queen B's meltdown. Looks like our first sign was our queen's inability to let her hair down, for a certain prince who just recently skipped town, with her new hair cut shorter than C's. Speaking of C it looks he, N, and B have been apartment shopping… in BROOKLYN. Um eew. What are they thinking? And what is S thinking of this new development with her boyfriend and his "just friend" B now planning to live together. Might want to worry S. You can sense the sexual tension between B and N a mile away. Of course with C, I can see a threesome happening.

You Know You Love Me

XOXO

Gossip Girl

Chuck and Nate shared a look. This would be a very long day.