Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, I'd probably mess it up.
A/N
Summary: The Worst Team Ever? Team 7 manages to stay true to this name, with a tomboy troublemaker, a grumpy Uchiha, a dog lover that just irritates his teammates, and a sensei that just seems be out there to get them killed. AU. ActionAdventure! Romance! FemNaruSas! Many misadventures
Please Read & Review! Let me know of anything I can do to make the story any better. Suggestions for a better summary are praised! Mostly adventure, but does contain some action.
Who is Naruko Uzumaki? (For those of you not informed with the female Naruto)
A notorious tomboy girl, her early life isn't as worse as Naruto's, but she is frequently frowned upon. A troublemaker who pulls off stunts to get attention, and succeeds. Close friends are allowed to call her Akuma, but does not tolerate anyone else calling her Akuma.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWN!" The 3rd Hokage's yawn stretched across the office, interrupting the villager's compliant.
"Lord 3rd! No disrespect, but this poor man was talking." The 3rd Hokage's elite bodyguard, Raido said. He then toke a second and studied the Hokage's tired face. "Wait… where you…. Where you sleeping?!"
The 3rd Hokage who had just awoken from his nap opened his heavy eyes quickly, "What?! Huh?! No! Of course not."
"Oh Kami…. You were! How long where you asleep?!" Raido asked.
"Um… I think it was when that lady with the funny hat came in…" The 3rd answered ashamed.
"That was the whole day! You were asleep through all those villagers' complaints. No wonder you were silent the entire day!"
"Hm, I don't mean to interrupt you two….. BUT I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!" The villager in front of the 3rd Hokage's desk cried out. He was a skinny, frail man, in his late 50s. With clear wrinkles running across his forehead.
The 3rd sighed, "Mr. Haisha… nice to see you again… Another compliant against Naruko I assume?"
"You don't understand Lord 3rd! She's crossed the line this time! Yesterday. My watermelon stand, destroyed! All gone!" Mr. Haisha complained.
"Raido." The Hokage toke a moment, "Were all the complaints today against Naruko-Chan?" Raido nodded in responsive, the Hokage would only sigh.
Suddenly, the door burst opened. "Lord 3rd! It's Naruko!"
"AH COME ON! What did she do this time?" The Hokage felt like he couldn't catch a break lately.
"She…. She…. Look out the window." The ninja pointed at the window behind the Hokage sadly. The Hokage looked behind himself, his eyes widen as he viewed Naruko's doings.
Mr. Haisha began to chuckle softly followed with a sly smirk, "She done it now huh?"
Naruko smirked widely to herself, 'my best one yet.' Just for a moment, Naruko couldn't hear the angered ninjas pursuing her.
"Haha! You fools thought you could catch me?!" Cried out Naruko, to the tired Jounin's.
"Come on Naruko! Give us a break will ya?... Just come down!" Huffed one of the Jounin's.
But Naruko couldn't hear him over her constant taunting, "I'm the greatest damn ninja of all time! You amateurs are nothing compared to me!"
Naruko always was the troublemaker of Konohagakure, and everyone knew it; pulling off immature pranks, getting into fights, and threating the fangirls of her archenemy, Sasuke Uchiha. But this one, was her greatest one yet. Naruko wasn't much of an outcast considering the beast she had trapped, deep inside of her. She had friends, Hinata, Sakura, and Ino. Even if Ino and Sakura where feuding, and Naruko would get caught in the middle of it, they were her closet friends and probably her only friends that weren't adults that felt bad for her like Jiji (The 3rd Hokage) and Iruka.
"Hahaha!" Naruko taunted. She was enjoying this more than ever, her biggest stunt yet. Painting the Hokage Mountain. She had painted the Hokage's (Not one, but all 4) faces to make them look like clowns, little girls, or mustaches with curly eyebrows. Each one received a different, embarrassing look.
"Why don't we just use force on her?" One of the Jounin's questioned.
The other Jounin replied, "You know we can't, lord 3rd gave us clear warnings not to warm her in anyway or possible form." The ninja toke a minute before sighing, "We need Iruka..." The Jounin exclaimed as his fellow ninjas sigh in relief.
Iruka was working late at the Academy, grading worksheets and Pre-Final Exams that where assigned only days ago. Soon, it would be graduation; Iruka was happy and honestly surprised that the notorious Naruko Uzumaki might actually graduate. Hearing him think this, she'd probably smack him against the head and shout something along the lines of, "Iruka you ass! How dare you question my ability to pass?! IMA STAB YOU!" Iruka chuckled at the thought, but his relief of Naruko graduating would soon be ruined when he received the call.
Naruko admired her work of art, "I think they look pretty don't you?" Naruko laughed to the ninjas and villagers crowding around below.
Suddenly, a familiar voice roared from below, "NARUKO GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!" roared Iruka. He'd seem to be the only one who could stop Naruko from doing her destructive schemes.
"Oh no….. Iruka's here, I can't get kicked out from the Academy, not now." Naruko gasped to herself.
Naruko was about to make her escape in till Iruka appeared and growled behind her. "Not so fast Naruko, I said get down, not run away, because you're going to fix this mess from bottom to top; and you're going to like it!" demanded Iruka. Naruko quickly turned to her teacher, 3 rings of smoke surrounded him, telling her that he used a special ninja ability to basically teleport him to her.
"You sound like a rapist Iruka." Naruko responded, proud of her comeback.
"NARUKO!" Growled Iruka, as he gave her an inhumane glare.
"Ok, ok." Naruko said quickly, "I'll clean this up." Naruko was in deep trouble, and she knew it. This was the risk she would have to take every time she causes trouble.
Iruka then added "And no clones."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Naruko has been working at this for 4 hours straight. She now realizes that she should have gotten easy to wash paint, but she thought the villager was going to clean up after her mess. Her plan was flawless, but the only dent in it (just like the rest of her pranks) was Iruka Sensei. The Academy teacher. Iruka and Mizuki taught Konohagakure kids who were eager to become ninjas.
Naruko was cranky, and was not in the mood for a smart crack from Iruka right now and just wanted to get home, but if she was home, she would be bored out of her mind. No one would be there to greet her. She had no siblings to play around with. She had no trace of a family at all, not many people were aware of this; but Ino's mom always hinted adoption. But Naruko didn't want to become the injured dog out in the rain, or the charity case. But there where Pros and Cons to everything, Naruko always tried to look at the Pros when it came to being an Orphan. She could eat whatever she want, stay up all night, and most importantly, not be punished for her pranks and fights at school.
Iruka broke her line of thought, "Naruko... Why would you ruin the Hokage's faces like that? You know they are the most important people in the Leaf right?" Iruka asked.
"Of course I know that Iruka, I'm not an idiot. I did it to show what the future first, and greatest female Hokage, Konohagakure is ever going to see can do!" Naruko smirked, rubbing her nose.
"Haha, well that still doesn't get you off the hook, but for now how about some ramen? It's getting late, it's on me." Iruka said with a warming smile.
"Really? You're the best Iruka Sensei!" Responded Naruko. Naruko loved it when Iruka bought Ramen for her, free Ramen taste so much better.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Naruko after 47 bowls forgot completely about her duty to sparkle up the Hokage Mountain. Ramen was seen by others as Naruko's stress release, and without it, Kami only knows what she would be like. But on the other hand, some just think she really loves ramen.
"That was some good ramen!" Naruko cheered, with her usual goofy smile.
"I'm sure it was." Iruka chuckled, "well I better get going. I still have to grade papers at the Academy, cya. But tomorrow I want you back on that mountain to finish what you have done." Iruka paid the bill and ended on that note while disappearing in puff of smoke, reminding Naruko of her punishment.
Naruko then would think of anything she could do while the day still grew old, 'Can't do any pranks' Naruko sadly thought. 'I'm diffently not going home.' Naruko looked into her empty bowl of Ramen, "Hmm, well I haven't done my daily training yet." Naruko got up from the Ramen booth, she said her goodbyes to the old man and the young woman over the cabinet. She got her things and headed to her favorite spot to train.
She was heading her way down the street in till she heard a familiar voice behind her, "NARUKO! You're not going anywhere in till you get what you deserve for shaving Akamaru's fur almost completely off!"
Naruko turned around to see Kiba, her archenemy. "I think he looks cute with the shave, but I'm guessing instead of thanking me, you want some good, old fashion Naruko beat down? I need some payback on you for cutting out all the sheets in my study books anyways!" Naruko responded, angered at the embarrassing memory; her opening her notebook and all the pages fell right out, gliding to the floor. Naruko could remember seeing Kiba's cruel smirk from behind her, as the she struggled to collect her notes.
"What? That wasn't me you dumb blonde, it was-" Kiba was explaining himself in till interrupted by Naruko, as she grabbed one of the school books from her backpack and gave all her might at throwing it at the center of Kiba's face. Probably the dirtiest sucker punch Naruko ever did...
When heavy book came in contact with Kiba's nose, it caused blood to erupt from his nose. The shock made Kiba go unconscious. "No one, calls me a dumb blonde. Now you're going to get it even more!" Naruko prepared her voice to sound scared and helpless
"HELP! THAT BOY RIGHT THERE WHO LIVES IN 213th, MAPLE VALLEY DRIVE, OF THE INUZUKU CLAN; HE ALSO WETS HIS BED SO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! JUST PUT HIS FACE IN MY BUTT AND FELL BACKWARDS WITH BLOOD COMING OUT HIS NOSE! EEKK HELP BEFORE HE GETS BACK UP AND SEXUALLY TOUCH ME AGAIN!" Naruko's impression of a sexually harassed girl was perfect.
The men around her raised an eyebrow, they knew exactly what blood coming out their nose meant. And as they looked at the boy with in fact, intense amounts of blood out his nose, they knew something perverted happened. The women had no idea what blood coming out their nose meant, so brushed off the idea, but they were just as mad as the men that the 'Pervert In training' was still breathing. Naruko knew exactly what blood coming out the nose meant perfectly, Iruka did it all the time when flirty girls his age talks to him.
"Look guys, that girl is in trouble!" One guy said from the forming crowd around Kiba and Naruko.
"What do we do?" A man beside him asked.
"We kill him that's what we do!" A women roared from the crowd.
"Look at all that blood, he must have really went deep in there."
"Yea, looks like he enjoyed his time." Small chuckles would form from the crowd.
An old woman then spoke with joy, "oh, I remember my first love. Good times." The crowd would then look up, probably remembering their first love.
Naruko blushed from the comments, "Uh guys… Traumatized girl here… Perverted boy there…"
The crowd was then token out of their thoughts by Naruko's comment, "LET'S GET HIM!" A woman cried out as the angry mob went to town on an unconscious Kiba. Naruko smiled at the scene, some would think her 'payback' was a little too far, but she thought it was a work of art.
"Kiba 5, Naruko 16." smirked Naruko while walking away from the mob as if it was a crime scene she has committed.
Naruko would then head to her favorite training spot, which was a certain part in the forest. Not too deep into the forest, but in there, no one would interrupt her and it was basically a common environment a ninja would be in. The light crusaded into the area, making it beautiful in Naruko's own opinion. It had tree's everywhere, for Kunai or ninja star training, or Tree jumping training, and even fist fighting. Naruko owed this place all her victories in fights or Basic Fighting Tests in the Academy. The open space would allow Naruko to test her chakra and Justu. It was indeed, perfect.
But once she has arrived, she was shocked to see none other than her ravened haired rival Sasuke, training right on top of her private training spot. But what added insult to injury to Naruko, was that Sasuke was training 'better' than she ever did. She always hated him because he gotten Ino and Sakura to fight and go head over heels from him, and she sees how Hinata looks at him now and then, and now the guy has come onto her turf? That made her angry, so angry she decided to confront him.
Naruko POV:
I growled to myself, viewing the scenes as if it was a cruel act to humanity. I can't just let him get away with this… we are in the woods, if a academy student just happened to die... anything could have caused it, like a bear or a training accident. "HEY SASGAY!" I roared in anger to my foe. "IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, THEN YOU'RE DEAD!"
I not kidding either. If I was planning the slay the Uchiha, here would be the perfect spot. It's not like he has any family that would report him missing.
Sasuke took one look at me then he turned back and humph, "Hn".
I was so angry and vexed with Sasuke that I thought the ponytails on my head would be producing steam; so I decided to put my threat to use.
I grabbed a Kunai from my Kunai package quickly, and rolled it firmly into my hands. "Ok, Mr. Hotshot, let's see if you can dodge this!" I laughed silently to myself while placing a special explosive strip on my kunai.
Sasuke's POV:
I've been training the whole afternoon, I could still see what that idiot blonde has done to the faces on Hokage Mountain from here. I use to train close to that mountain since it had a good space, so technically, that could have been labeled my secret spot. But since that dupe ruined it, this is just a little payback. Even if I tried to train over there, I would see the 3rd's face, covered in clown makeup, which threw off my focus.
She actually thinks her spot is secret to, what a loser, everybody sees the tomboy sneaking over here. She's probably still cleaning up the mountain by now so I could return to my rightful spot.
Suddenly I heard a familiar voice from behind, "HEY SASGAY, GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE YOU PUNK!" Screamed Naruko in anger.
"Hn" I responded, knowing that I'm getting my revenge. I hid a smirk as I could hear her grumble from behind me. Ha, it seems its 'Sasuke 24, Naruko 21', that idiot thinks she can beat me? I shouldn't be turning this into a game but winning is all I do.
And when a Winn-
Suddenly a kunai landed right on the log next to me, only inches from the tip of my nose, with a clear explosive tag. "What the?" I said before I realized I had to get out from there quick. I couldn't kill Itachi if I've broken all the bones in my body, or even worse, died.
I leaped quickly away from the kunai and the explosive tag has set off. My jump wasn't fast enough as for the blast pushed me a few yards backwards causing me to land on the hard ground, not too far from where Naruko was standing, who was laughing at her attempt to kill me.
"Are you crazy?! Why would you do that?!" I frowned into Naruko's diamond blue eyes, for a second there, I almost allowed myself to get washed away in them. I hated Naruko with all the cells in my body, but she had a hell of a pair of eyes, beautiful almost.
"Don't get mad Sasgay, once I beat you to the centimeter of your life you'll know not to mess with me!" Responded Naruko putting up her fighting stance.
'Oh no don't.' I thought as I replied "You're going to really regret this." I put up my fighting stance, ready to brawl.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
NO POV (EPIC FIGHT):
Naruko and Sasuke was having a 5 second standoff, Sasuke toke a small breath and closed his eyes. Naruko watched in suspense as her enemy practically mediated on the spot.
With no certain warning, Sasuke quickly leaped from his current spot. His speed was unmatchable as the blue shirted Uchiha appear in front of Naruko, his fist would slowly glaze upon her left cheek, in till impact dinted onto it and sent Naruko flying backwards.
Naruko quickly caught herself, refusing to be fallen to the first hit. She ignored the aching pain in her cheek, as she leaped at Sasuke with killer attentions.
Sasuke lifted his leg and uppercutted his foot deep into Naruko's chin. But then Naruko puffed into a white cloud of smoke, 'A solid clone? Used as a substitute?' Sasuke thought with question, as for he lost sight of the 'real' Naruko.
From below the ground, of where Sasuke would be standing upon. Two familiar hands jumped from under Sasuke and quickly grasped onto his shins tightly. Sasuke gasped as the hands yanked him below the ground.
Only Sasuke's head would above ground. Sasuke saw in front of him, Naruko and a clone in front of him with a sly smirk. Sasuke then sent her and her clone a matching smirk.
Naruko raised an eyebrow, "Hm? Why are you smiling? Are you sad that you're going to die?"
"I should be asking you the same question." Sasuke replied.
Then, Sasuke puffed into smoke, revealing it to be a clone. Naruko's eyes widen, and then turned quickly to the sound of movement. She then came in sight of Sasuke, only feet away, as if he's standing clear of an explosion.
"Fire Release: Fireball Justu!" Sasuke roared as flames emerged from his mouth.
A canon of flames shot out quickly at Naruko. Sasuke witness the flames absorb and surround Naruko, in a successful attack. The flames then enlarged into an explosion upon Naruko, Sasuke placed his wrist to his eyes as the blast sent dust in every direction.
As the dust cloud clear, Sasuke saw no Naruko. But instead, to white clouds of dispersed clones. 'Another clone? Where's the real one..?' Sasuke questioned.
Then from behind two clones tackled Sasuke to the ground. They picked themselves up quickly and started to rapidly stomp on Sasuke. Sasuke, now knowing what was happening, quickly grabbed two kunai's and threw them into the clone's chest, causing them to disperse into white clouds.
Sasuke picked himself up, as he felt pain from where the clones was stomping upon. From the bushes, in front of Sasuke, came out five more clones. Sprinting at Sasuke with a kunai in each hand.
Sasuke grasped another kunai, and prepared himself against the five clones. One clone came at him from the side, planning to impale him in his kidney area. Sasuke blocked the clones attack with his kunai, and quickly jabbed the kunai deep into its gut, the clone then dispersed.
The remaining four clones growled to themselves as they sent a riot of kunai attacks at Sasuke all at once. Sasuke successfully dodged and block the attacks, not gaining a chance to attack them back.
From afar, up in a tree. The real Naruko watched as she gain an opportunity to strike the preoccupied Sasuke. Ino, one of Naruko's best friends, showed her how to do one of the Justus her mother showed her. The explosive flower.
In Naruko's palm, was a purple flower. She slapped her hands together, sandwiching the flower, causing chakra to flow into it. "Explosive Release: Explosive Flower" Naruko performed.
The flower in her palms started to glow bright purple, she then leaped from her hidden spot, to above Sasuke. As for the flower would only denote from close range. She tossed the flower at Sasuke and the clones.
Sasuke noticed glowing purple, hover over the area. He looked above to see a shining source, fall upon to him. The light was so great that Sasuke could barely see what the source was, purple covered The Spot and caused shadows from trees and bushes.
Sasuke then squinted his eyes, and got a better look. It was a flower, coming from Naruko's hands. Sasuke didn't have a clue what it was, but if it was from Naruko, it must have been dangerous.
Sasuke quickly leaped back away from the clones and where the flower was landing, as if it was atomic bomb.
When the glowing flower came in contact with the ground, it exploded into bright orange flames. Cracking and splitting the ground below it, the pitch black air mixed with the flames. The sound was intense and loud and pushed Sasuke back to the ground.
Sasuke bounced up and down off the ground multiple times in till he started to slide upon it. Sasuke groaned as it toke him a second to pick himself up, he barely saw, as for the explosive dust and ash blurred his sight, Naruko standing with a grin on her face.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at something suspicions, the ground on where the flower landed on, was no longer damaged. "W-what? The ground… I saw it get destroyed…" Sasuke questioned.
"Did you think I'm stupid enough to destroy my training spot?" Naruko chuckled, "It's a secret. But all because it won't destroy the ground, doesn't mean it won't destroy you."
Naruko then pointed upwards, as even more glowing purple filled the air. Sasuke quickly looked up with a gasp, as ten flowers hovered over the Sasuke.
Sasuke acted quickly as he slapped his hands together and roared, "Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!" It was a technique he was forced to learn, when Naruko found a clever way past his regular Fireball technique.
A huge canon of flames, that was ten times bigger than a regular fireball leaped at the flowers. Upon impact, it caused a glowing, explosion in the air that would could make anyone blind. The sound was like enormous gunshot through the wood that could be heard by some villagers.
Naruko and Sasuke didn't dare move, as they had no idea what was happening or how to tell, they didn't want to admit it, but they were afraid to move an inch.
It toke at least 5 minutes for the explosion to glowing shine to die down, ash and flames hovered over the area.
Naruko and Sasuke stood in front of each other, and stood completely still for another 5 minutes, glaring into each other's eyes, and waiting for their ears to regain sound.
After the additional five minutes, a voice came from behind the two, "Sasuke? Naruko!? What's going on here!?" A shocked Ino said, who was obviously racing Sakura here, since they arrived both huffing. That made both Naruko and Sasuke look over their shoulders at them.
"Uh, nothing..." Responded Naruko. "Just sparring." Naruko gave Ino a fake smile, 'I can't have those two run off and tell Iruka, if he knows I've been in another fight; he'll expel me!"
XxxxX
Ino was working outside the flower shop as Sakura passed by, they usual give each other a cold glare but Sakura decided to encounter Ino. "Hey Ino-pig, I heard Sasuke was training at Forest's Point. This is my chance to win his heart!" Sakura cheered with her hands clutched on her heart.
Ino sighed to her best friend turned enemy, "Sakura… I'm tired of fighting."
Sakura raised an eyebrow, "What?"
"I don't want to fight any more. I want to have sleepovers like we use to, and Gossip Tuesday again. To do each other's makeup, and watch movies with your dad." Ino's eye's formed knife like tears, almost gliding down her face.
Sakura's eyes sadden, "I guess we've been going too far with this huh?" Sakura's eyes from tears as well.
Ino came in for the hug, as she did, Sakura smirked cruelly, "We well do all of that, once I have my Sasuke!" Sakura grasped tightly on Ino's shoulders, as she maneuvered through her legs; causing her to lose all balance and front flip onto her back. The hard ground was not kind to her.
'Damn it… My plan didn't work.' Ino hissed to herself.
The plan was simple, get Sakura all cozied up, and stab her good in the back, right outside the flower shop. This would crush Sakura's self-confidence to pieces, creating the same shy Sakura she was before meeting Ino. Sakura would be broken down into a wreck, and Ino would pray that it would crush her more to see Ino and Sasuke together. The plan was flawless, but Sakura's love for Sasuke, cracked a new shinny dent into it.
"Now if you excuse me Ino-pig, my Sasuke is waiting for me." Sakura said with dreamy eyes.
Ino knew where Sasuke was, at all times, even if Sakura never informed her. It would be Forest Point, Sasuke current location, "Not if I get there first Billboard brow!" With that, the race began. The entire race between the two were filled with hurtful comebacks, aimed at each other.
Ino's mom Maka stepped outside, "Kids… I hope one day you'll learn to become friends again…"
A tiny flash of light then accorded from where Ino and Sakura was going, Maka witnessed it with polar eyes, "Hm, must have been a solar flare or something." Maka said while shrugging her shoulders.
XxxxX
"NO! This can't be true... You stole my Sasuke Naruko!" Roared Ino. Getting prepared to cry.
"No Ino... I wasn't... We were just." Naruko trained herself to come up with a perfect excuse on the fly, but she didn't need an excuse. All they were doing was fighting, the thoughts scrambled up her words as they tripped over her tongue.
Sakura was on her knees crying, 'Kami, Sasgay isn't that good, no need to cry...' Naruko sighed to herself.
"Calm down we were just fighting, Sasuke tried to steal my spot!" Naruko exclaimed finally, defending herself.
Sasuke would then frown at the girls, "Hmph, we were settling important business in till you two idiots burst in. I don't want, or need you unintelligent 'fangirls' in my life." This is where the famous phrase, 'Fangirls' or 'Sasuke's Fangirls' would be invented.
Naruko silently said to herself, "Hmph, gay…" Naruko then toke a second, "HEY! IM NO FANGIRL! AND IM VERY INTELLIGENT!"
Sasuke grunted, "Loud... I'm outta here."
Naruko would then be left with two 'fangirls', their eyes filled with tears.
XxxX
That whole deal yesterday ruined Naruko's friendship with Sakura and Ino, she's even considered a rival now. The snorted at the idea of being any competition with their goal at Sasuke, she wanted nothing to do with him, other than beat the life outta him and embarrass him in front of the whole class; so that they wouldn't see him as some icon anymore. But, speaking of class, she was late for it, and she hated it when she was late. She would have to hunt for a free seat in the classroom, and scaring someone away wasn't go to solve anything anymore; if she did that, Iruka would add the 3rd strike. She couldn't sit next to Ino or Sakura, and Hinata is out sick.
Once she arrived she saw that the only free seat was next to Sasuke...
She sat next to him and buried her head in her arms on the desk. "NARUKO! HOW DARE YOU SET NEXT TO OUR SASUKE?" Shouted Sakura along with the other girls in the class that didn't have the courage to set next to the all mighty Sasuke.
"Arghh what's so good about you anyways!?" Said Naruko leaning her face close into Sasuke's, tired of all the pride and joy Sasuke would receive.
"Get your face outta mines before I make you idiot." Responded Sasuke with an angry expression.
They had a strong face off in till an angry Kiba decided to get his revenge. All bruised up, with a bandage wrapped around his head like a bandana. He got up, he smoothly walked up behind Naruko, and purposely pushed her forward, he didn't see Sasuke there, but it made it even better.
Naruko's lips smashed into Sasuke's, making it seem like a forceful, passionate kiss. From behind Kiba, it looked like Sasuke stole a kiss. Sasuke blushed furiously, and Naruko pushed away quickly.
Ino and Sakura and all the girls where speechless. Naruko, being tortured by the silence, punched Sasuke across the room, "KIBA!" Shouted Naruko ready to get her own revenge. 'What just happened..' Gasped Sasuke in his own mind.