Sequel to Abscond, Empyrean, Heteromorphic, and Purple Roses. Humorous spoof. Life with Leon and Riku.
Warnings: same that apply to the others.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Misunderstandings
Yawning, Leon reached for the door to the apartment he and Riku had lived in together for the past year. They had stayed on the island, only because Riku was still in classes at the university. Leon himself had just finished and now worked as an accountant for a small island business, hence his tiredness. Accounting made good money, but the job bored even Leon.
Suddenly, his hand paused as sounds reached his ears. "Sora, what are you doing?"
"I think you know what I'm doing Riku…"
"I didn't know you wanted to."
"Are you sure you're okay with it, Riku?"
"Yeah, as long as Leon doesn't find out."
Leon paused. There was no way Riku would cheat on him, was there? His thoughts were interrupted by Riku's low, mischevious sounding voice.
"Are you sure you're supposed to put it there, Sora? Leon never did it that way…"
"There's more than one way to do this Riku. Trust me, okay."
Leon's eyes widened. Sora was on top! Scarily enough, the image formulating in Leon's mind was an arousing one, and he felt his loose jeans tighten. It would be interesting, to say the least, to see prideful Riku in such an open, vulnerable position with anyone else.
And what was Riku talking about? They'd done it more than one way. There was their first time, where Leon had taken Riku missionary style, and then when Riku came to Leon's office and he'd turned him over the desk, and then the time when Riku had watched that movie and wanted to see if they could really do that one position.
"Riku, don't spray it everywhere!"
"Sorry! It just got out of control! It's not like when Leon does it."
"I'm almost finished, so I'll help you clean when I'm done."
"The kitchen counter will never be the same again."
The kitchen counter! Leon's eyes widened. They had done it on the kitchen counter. Leon grinned as he remembered it. Yes, Riku walking in, asking innocently why Leon had bought whipped cream and chocolate sauce when the older man hated ice cream…
Turning the knob and charging into the room, Leon paused, his eye twitching.
"Leon, you're home early!" Riku moved in front of the counter, trying to hide the evidence, not that it helped. The two boys had messed up the entire kitchen.
"Leon, it's not what it looks like!" Riku protested, falling to his knees in a defeated position. Yes, because this incident might very well be the end of their relationship.
Because, even though Leon had specifically denied it, Riku and Sora had made--
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Banana splits!
Everyone knew that Leon had hated his job at Paopu's Ice Cream (the best ice cream on the island), and as a result hated any type of ice cream as well. To have Riku make ice cream under his roof…
Suddenly, Riku grinned, walking up to his angry lover and wrapping his arms around Leon's neck. "I can make it up to you," he promised. "After all, even though I spilled a lot of it, there is some chocolate sauce left…"
And how could Leon say no to an offer like that?