Me: Hi people! I'm Aysel! This is Bob the Panguin! Bob say hi!
Bob: I don't wanna! (Starts crying)
Me: (Pats Bob's head) You don't have to unless… (Pulls out chainsaw) you want to die! MUHAHAHA!
Bob: (Glumly) Hi. You're mean Aysel!
Me: Thanks Bob! Now for the disclaimer! I'll have Kyo do it! YAY Kyo!
Kyo: Aysel AKA: Lady-of-Icy-Twilight owns nothing.
Me: I wished I owned Kyo! (Glomps Kyo)
Kyo: Get the hell off of me!
Me: (Stops glomping Kyo) You're mean!
Bob: And the voice will be bold. The victim's voice will be in italics.
Me: ON WITH THE STORY! (Glomps Kyo again in extreme happiness)
Q-Q
Everything was going fine in Shigure Sohma's house. Tohru was cooking breakfast. Kyo was unusually silent. Yuki was still sleeping and Shigure was drinking coffee.
"G' morning Yuki! "Tohru said as Yuki came into the kitchen, "Did you sleep well?"
"Not too well Honda-San." Yuki replied, "You should finish breakfast."
"Of course." Tohru said cheerfully. Tohru finished making breakfast and everyone ate it. Yuki, Kyo and Tohru began walking to school.
The three stopped walking. In front of them was a white portal.
"What's that?" Tohru asked.
"A portal, go in it stupid cat." Yuki answered. Kyo looked at him like he was crazy but was pushed in by Yuki.
Q-Q
Kyo somehow ended up in a circular room. Stage lights were above him. In the center of the room was a chair. Kyo decided to investigate it. After five minutes of investigation he sat in it.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
What the hell?
Kyo Sohma…picks his nose when no one is looking.
No I don't! Who are you? Where the hell am I?
(sigh) Your in my evil lair where I will annoy you to death. Like that's hard.
Huh? Looks around, sees no one and jams finger up nose quickly.
SEE! SEE! You do pick your nose! (does happy dance)
Err…What the hell do you mean?
You're dense aren't you?
Yum, booger taste good! Eats more boogers.
(shudders) Kyo Sohma…doesn't really hate Yuki. In fact he's in love with him!
WTF! I HATE THAT DAMN RAT!
Liar! I saw your room! It's covered with Yuki pictures and I happen to know that you joined the Prince Yuki fan club!
Show proof!
Fine I will! A picture drops down on a string. It's a picture of a bedroom covered in Yuki pictures. Most of the room is pink. See that's your room!
My bedroom isn't pink.
Uhh…well I have more proof! Another picture drops down. Kyo looks at it. It's all the fan girls of Yuki at a meeting wearing girl's uniforms. One girl has a picture of Kyo's head taped on it.
I don't wear a girl's uniform. Taped Kyo head alls to the ground. And there's that fallen picture of my head that you taped on. SO HA I DON'T LOVE YUKI!
sweat begins falling off face Umm…Kyo Sohma's…umm…hair isn't real! Yeah! He's really bald! It's a wig he's wearing!
WHAT THE HELL? MY HAIR IS SO REAL! Tugs on hair. See it doesn't fall off!
You super glued your wig on!
NO I DIDN'T! Razor comes down on string. It shaves Kyo's hair off. Kyo does a girly scream.
Now you're bald! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're mean! PLEASE LET ME LEAVE!
Now you know Kyo Sohma! Nose picking, booger eating, Yuki loving, wig wearing, bald male Yuki fan boy.
They don't know me!
You can leave now! Bye-bye Kyo-kun! White portal appears an Kyo leaves through it.
Q-Q
Kyo: You're mean! You made me bald!
Me: I'll fix your hair if you let me glomp you and you make people review!
Kyo: Anything for my hair! (I glomp Kyo and magically fix his hair.)
Bob: Aysel your choking Kyo stop glomping him!
Me: Okay Bob! (Stops glomping Kyo)
Kyo: YAY HAIR!
Me: Kyo make people review by telling them that they'll get a cookie if they do!
Kyo: Review and Aysel will give you a cookie!
Me: And you get to glomp Kyo! YAY GLOMPING!
Kyo: You never said they could do that! No more glomping!
Bob: I'll go get the tranquilizer. (Runs off)
Kyo: Who's next?
Me: I think Yuki should go next!
Kyo: YAY! THE DAMN RAT WILL GET TORTURED!
Bob: (Comes back holding tranquilizer)Finally I get to shot Aysel!(Shots me)
Me: Cookie! (Goes unconscious)
Kyo: Finally!
Bob: See ya next time and if you can please leave suggestions in your reviews!