Kate: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, if I did Tea would die…a painful horrible death.
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Death to the Friendship Speeches!
It was another fine day Yugi, Joey, and Tristian walked to school in a great mood, that is until they saw Tea running to catch up with them. Then the whole day went down the drain.
Joey leans over a whispers to Yugi and Tristian, " I thought we got rid of her by telling her that we where all sick." Yugi and Tristian look back and nod at him. They continue walking, a little bit faster, till Tea catches up.
"Hey you guys, I thought that you where sick…did you get better?" Tea asks stupidly.
"No we lied," Tristian explains to her.
"But friends should never lie to each other," Tea says starting another speech, "I would never lie to you guy-" Tea's speech ends in a scream as Joey pushes her over the edge of the bridge they're conveniently walking over. Yugi looks over the side at the 30ft. drop.
"Do you think she'll survive again?" he asks.
"I hope not, but when we pushed her out of that plane she managed. Let's all hope that she can't swim," Tristian says hopefully.
"If I have to hear another friendship speech, or see her in all pink again I'll strangle her myself," Joey tells them, "C'mon or we'll be late for school."
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At School
Joey, Tristian, and Yugi made it too school just in time. They where all in a good because they where almost certain that they had just killed Tea. The fact that they where now free of Tea, forever (or so they thought), put them in a good mood. Then, almost at the end of the class Tea came in dripping wet.
"How did you survive?" Joey asks her in disbelief and horror.
"Well I just did a cannonball into the water and the river swept me onto the shore so I didn't drown, even though I can't swim," she told them innocently. The whole class was listening and they all sighed at this point. Every single one of them had already tried to kill her, at one point or another. It never worked. The river didn't want her so it spit her out, she actually knew how to use a parachute and had one when she got kicked out of the plane, once the dog had managed to bite her once it yelped and left her alone, the list goes on and on…but the fact was she would always manage to stay alive. Some people where thinking of committing suicide just to get away from those STUPID speeches…
Later at lunch Yugi, Joey, and Tristian attempted to ditch Tea but it didn't work. They all sat down and Tea started one of her hourly friendship speeches, while she was going on and on Yugi and Tristian fell asleep. Joey was thinking about how to get rid of her. He had an idea! Joey stood up and looked around finally he found Kaiba.
"Yo Kaiba! I want to ask you something come here," he yelled. Kaiba looked annoyed but came over anyway.
"What do you want Wheeler?" he asked.
"Tea wants to know if you'll go out with her, she loves you." he told Kaiba trying to keep a straight face.
"No, she's an ugly slut." Kaiba said making a face at Tea
"You shouldn't treat people that way, I mean yes we aren't friends but you should have the decency to be nic-"
"SHUT UP TEA!" everyone in the lunch court yells
"Bu-" and as Tea started to protest Tristian put duct tape over her mouth, some girl from two tables over jumped up and started tying up Tea's hands and feet.
"Finally we're doing something about this nuisance," she commented while finishing up.
"I personally think we should kill her…" Bakura says walking into the cafeteria
"No, that's too mean, I say we make her promise not to speak ever again." Yugi calmly says. When no one objects he continues, "I just don't know what we can do if she speaks…"
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Kate: Hmm…what will they do with Tea…and WHY can't she die? Well actually she CAN die…I just haven't figured out how much money I need to give the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Death to the Friendship Speeches!
It was another fine day Yugi, Joey, and Tristian walked to school in a great mood, that is until they saw Tea running to catch up with them. Then the whole day went down the drain.
Joey leans over a whispers to Yugi and Tristian, " I thought we got rid of her by telling her that we where all sick." Yugi and Tristian look back and nod at him. They continue walking, a little bit faster, till Tea catches up.
"Hey you guys, I thought that you where sick…did you get better?" Tea asks stupidly.
"No we lied," Tristian explains to her.
"But friends should never lie to each other," Tea says starting another speech, "I would never lie to you guy-" Tea's speech ends in a scream as Joey pushes her over the edge of the bridge they're conveniently walking over. Yugi looks over the side at the 30ft. drop.
"Do you think she'll survive again?" he asks.
"I hope not, but when we pushed her out of that plane she managed. Let's all hope that she can't swim," Tristian says hopefully.
"If I have to hear another friendship speech, or see her in all pink again I'll strangle her myself," Joey tells them, "C'mon or we'll be late for school."
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At School
Joey, Tristian, and Yugi made it too school just in time. They where all in a good because they where almost certain that they had just killed Tea. The fact that they where now free of Tea, forever (or so they thought), put them in a good mood. Then, almost at the end of the class Tea came in dripping wet.
"How did you survive?" Joey asks her in disbelief and horror.
"Well I just did a cannonball into the water and the river swept me onto the shore so I didn't drown, even though I can't swim," she told them innocently. The whole class was listening and they all sighed at this point. Every single one of them had already tried to kill her, at one point or another. It never worked. The river didn't want her so it spit her out, she actually knew how to use a parachute and had one when she got kicked out of the plane, once the dog had managed to bite her once it yelped and left her alone, the list goes on and on…but the fact was she would always manage to stay alive. Some people where thinking of committing suicide just to get away from those STUPID speeches…
Later at lunch Yugi, Joey, and Tristian attempted to ditch Tea but it didn't work. They all sat down and Tea started one of her hourly friendship speeches, while she was going on and on Yugi and Tristian fell asleep. Joey was thinking about how to get rid of her. He had an idea! Joey stood up and looked around finally he found Kaiba.
"Yo Kaiba! I want to ask you something come here," he yelled. Kaiba looked annoyed but came over anyway.
"What do you want Wheeler?" he asked.
"Tea wants to know if you'll go out with her, she loves you." he told Kaiba trying to keep a straight face.
"No, she's an ugly slut." Kaiba said making a face at Tea
"You shouldn't treat people that way, I mean yes we aren't friends but you should have the decency to be nic-"
"SHUT UP TEA!" everyone in the lunch court yells
"Bu-" and as Tea started to protest Tristian put duct tape over her mouth, some girl from two tables over jumped up and started tying up Tea's hands and feet.
"Finally we're doing something about this nuisance," she commented while finishing up.
"I personally think we should kill her…" Bakura says walking into the cafeteria
"No, that's too mean, I say we make her promise not to speak ever again." Yugi calmly says. When no one objects he continues, "I just don't know what we can do if she speaks…"
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Kate: Hmm…what will they do with Tea…and WHY can't she die? Well actually she CAN die…I just haven't figured out how much money I need to give the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh.