Disclaimer: I don't own the characters in this fic I never have,
never will. SO GET OFFA MY BACK ALREADY!!! I mean I may keep them locked in
a closet and they might follow me everywhere I go.but still I don't own
them.. so don't sue me.Well.I only own Hardy (Cuz I'm her.) And I own
dimension 156.. So no one can have it. This story is a little OOC so yea.
R/R.. by the way me and my friend Reika of The Wind are having a Fanfic
challenge to see who has a better story blah, blah, blah etc, etc. It is
the same story with some of the same contents. Try to see if you can guess
what we have that is the same.HAVE FUN!
Hardy sat silently in the black void of dimension 156 wondering how to keep herself busy, and how to have some fun.
"I GOT IT!!" Screamed Hardy. "Can you say, SWIMSUIT COMPITION!!"
Hardy jumped up wondering how to get to someplace with at least SOME hot guys. Hardy closed her eyes, wrinkling her forehead trying to think. (A/N: Oooooo.that's dangerous.) Reika suddenly popped up behind Hardy throwing a rock towards her. The rock hit Hardy in the back of the head. Hardy looked around rubbing the back of her head. "What the? Who did that?" Reika disappeared in a poof of white smoke. 'POOF!' "THAT'S IT!" Cried Hardy a light bulb appearing over her head. The light bulb started to die out. Hardy took it down from over her head and flicked it, the light bulb regained it's light and Hardy set it above her head again. Hardy glared into the dark, causing a lightning bolt to exit her eyes. This caused a semi-large clearing, stage, and single judges chair to appear.
'Now, to find the competitors.' Thought Hardy. She wandered off to make a notice about the competition. She returned in about 2 minutes with a 5-foot pile of papers in her hand. She looked around searching for a place to put the papers. The flyers read, 'Swimsuit competition. HOT GUYS ONLY!! (No I'm not shallow ^-^) Swimsuits provided. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *Ahem* The winner will receive, 1 Tetsaiga, a year supply of Ramen, 1 Shikon No Tama, a signed copy of a Kagome Higurashi picture, and one date with ME!' (Chibi picture of Hardy giving peace sign.) Hardy went around putting the posters up while humming the tune of 'I Want To Change The World.' After 3 hours of putting up posters, Hardy returned to the field. She went and sat in the judge's booth waiting for the contestants. Meanwhile...
****************************************************************** "Sesshoumaru-Sama! Looky!" Cried Rin tugging on Sesshoumaru's robes pointing at the flyer. Sesshoumaru slowly walked over to the flyer. "Hum. Swimsuit competition. 'What ever that is.' And the prize is.. WHAT! THE TETSAIGA!" Sesshoumaru picked up Rin and flew away (like he would have it any other way) to search for the field. Jaken was running behind him. "Wait milord! Don't forget about Jaken!!"
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Hardy still sat in the field twiddling her thumbs, leaning back I her chair waiting for someone to show. 'OOF!' She exclaimed as she fell backwards off the chair on her ass. Hardy stood up brushing herself off as if nothing had happened. She turned around, her wolf ears twitching, hearing a strange noise behind her. She looked down and saw a pair of black shoes. Her eyes made their way up, reaching a yellow and blue sash, armor, and then finally the face of Sesshoumaru.
"Hello, I'm here about the swimsuit competition. Are you the coordinator?"
Hardy looked up at Sesshoumaru drool exiting the corner of her mouth. Sesshoumaru stood with his arms folded looking at Hardy.
"Hello? ARE YOU THE COORDINATOR?" Repeated Sesshoumaru. Hardy just drooled replying "Um hum." "Well then, can I join?" "Um hum." Sesshoumaru glared at Hardy. "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?" Hardy shook her head. "Uh uh." Sesshoumaru continued to glare at Hardy, who was wiping the drool away from her chin. She pointed over to a sheet of paper on the judge's table. "Sign up there." Was all that she could say before her knees gave out on her. Sesshoumaru turned away, looking briefly back at Hardy with a strange look. Hardy's head tilted to the side as she watched Sesshoumaru's ass as he walked away.
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InuYasha and Miroku wandered through the forest in search of Kagome, who had disappeared earlier that morning. Miroku stopped walking to look at a piece of scroll posted on a tree. His eyes grew wide after only reading a couple of words on the paper. 'Contest' and 'Winner gets a date with me.'
"InuYasha it says something here about a swimsuit contest. And the winner gets cool prizes." Miroku called over to InuYasha (Who just happened to be sniffing the ground.what a mutt.)
InuYasha stood up and ambled over to the scroll. "What are you talking about.. what pri- RAMEN!! YEAR SUPPLY! And.. WAIT A SEC... THE TETSAIGA! WHAT THE HELL!"
InuYasha and Miroku took off in the direction that the scent on the scroll told them to go. As they left a certain wolf demon (A/N: Cough, Cough* Kouga *Cough*) watched in disgust. Kouga wandered over to the scroll tearing it off the tree.
"What could be so interesting about a year supply of- A SIGNED PICTURE OF KAGOME? COUNT ME IN!"
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Sesshoumaru and Hardy sat next to each other waiting for other contestants to arrive. Hardy looked over and Rin and Jaken. Rin was chasing a screaming Jaken in circles trying to catch him. Hardy got sick of the screaming. Jaken's high-pitched little voice was screeching in her sensitive Demon ears. She stood up walking quickly over to Jaken and picking the lowly Youkai up by the scruff of the neck. She popped a sock out of thin air making it into a gag and shoved it in his mouth. Hardy then walked over to the tree and tied the struggling Demon to the trunk. Hardy lifted her hands to her nose smelling them. She pulled her hands back making a disgusted face. "Ewwww.That thing stinks!" Hardy returned to the little area where The Lord of the Western Lands sat, and plopped her self down with an exasperated sigh. She looked over at Sesshoumaru who was watching Rin trying to catch a butterfly.
"Sooooooo." Questioned Hardy to break the awkward silence now forming. 'Cricket.Cricket.' Hardy bolted up glaring around. "WHERE IS THE DAMN CRICKET?!! WHERE IS IT?!" (A/N: This cricket seems to turn up in all my fics ne pas?) Hardy saw the cricket trying to hop away and 'ZAP!' Out came another lightning bolt from her eyes. "FRY!' "Humph." whispered Hardy sitting back down next to Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru glanced over at Hardy and looked up and her laid back Demon ears. "So.what kind of Demon ARE you exactly?"
Hardy looked away across the field trying to avoid the question. If he couldn't figure it out, he was dumber than he looked. (A/N: Not that he looks stupid or anything. ^-^) At that time a BIG tornado entered the field and out popped. KOUGA!!!!! InuYasha and Miroku followed him shortly.
Kouga looked over at InuYasha and smiled. "What took ya so long dog turd?"
InuYasha just 'Feh'ed' in return.
All the guys looked down at Hardy as her eyes glazed over and drool poured out of her mouth.
"What's a matter with her?" Questioned Kouga.
"Hot Guy Overload!!!" Hardy screamed, and a hospital heart monitor popped up next to her attaching itself to her arm. 'Beep, Beep, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!'
Reika popped up throwing another rock at Hardys head. The Demons looked over at Reika lifting their noses to the air. They smelled.CAT DEMON!
"CAT DEMON.GRRRRRRRRR!!" Cried the 3 wolf/Dog Demons simultaneously.
'Gulp' "Hi?" Reika pulled at the collar of her shirt. A large sweat drop appeared over her head as the Demons closed in on her. "I think I'm gonna leave now.." Reika disappeared just as the Demons pounced, causing them to slam their heads into each other. Miroku and Hardy (A/N: Back to normal, if you can call it that) sat with their heads in their hands, while the angry Demons rubbed the newly formed lumps on their heads.
Miroku stood up grabbing Hardy's hands in his. (A/N We all know what's coming now.) Miroku looked into Hardys eyes, and started to tell the story of his cursed hand, he then asked THE question. "...In case I die before I finish the task of finding Naraku and ridding my family of this curse... Will you bear me a son?!" Hardys eye twitched slightly, and she yanked her hands away from Miroku. She put them to her face with a scared look. "NO! YOU HAVE TO W-I-N THE C-O-N-T-E-S-T BEFORE THEN YOU GET A DATE! A DATE WITH ME! GOT THAT?!" Hardy sat down calmly smoothing her hair as Miroku sighed heavily, mumbling something about people always saying no. Hardy and the rest of the Demons laughed as Miroku plopped down on the ground, arms crossed.
"It's NOT funny." Whined Miroku
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Naraku sat in a tree reading something that had fluttered down from the sky and landed on his head. 'Hum.. swimsuit contest.and the winner gets.. heh.. the Shikon No Tama. Perfect. I might just have to enter that.' Naraku vanished to go check out this, 'Swimsuit contest' thing.
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All the guys were gathered in a semi-spread out, group, while Hardy sat watching them trying not to drool.
'Hum, only 4 contestants.well at least it's an even number.' Thought Hardy. "OK! Lets start the comp-"
Before Hardy could finish Naraku popped up in front of her.
"I want to join the competition." Naraku spat at Hardy.
Hardy glanced up at Naraku, an EXTREMLY large sweat drop forming.
"Sorry, were full." She replied. The last thing she needed was some over grow freak in a monkey suit joining the competition. Naraku glared at Hardy and up popped.....A MINION!
"If you don't let me join, I will be forced to have my minion kill you." (A/N: Of course the little wimp could not kill me himself...NOOOOOOOOO.) The minion pulled out a big sharp pointy object and pointed it at Hardy. "I will to."
'Gulp' "OK, OK! DON'T HURT ME!" Cried Hardy curling up into a little ball.
Naraku raised an eyebrow and walked over to the group. InuYasha and Miroku were on one side of the group's semi-circle. And Naraku and Sesshoumaru were on the other side. Kouga just sat in the middle of them staring at Hardy.
"....." Hardy thought as she saw Kouga looking at her. Sesshoumaru was glaring at InuYasha, and InuYasha at Sesshoumaru AND Naraku. As well as Naraku glaring at Miroku and InuYasha, and Miroku at Naraku. Kouga sat.STILL staring at Hardy. Hardy got a little freaked and decided to get the competition started.
"OK! LETS GET THIS COMPETITON GOING!"
TBC........
A/N: Well, I just finished chapter 2 of my fanfic and it is really funny. I finished the comp. In the 2nd chapter cuz I didn't feel like writing anymore. Well, read and review this story, and just to keep you guys wanting to read this story.the next chapter involves SPEEDOS! I.E The notice that said "SWIMSUITS PROVIDED.MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yes, well R/R and tell me what ya think.
Hardy sat silently in the black void of dimension 156 wondering how to keep herself busy, and how to have some fun.
"I GOT IT!!" Screamed Hardy. "Can you say, SWIMSUIT COMPITION!!"
Hardy jumped up wondering how to get to someplace with at least SOME hot guys. Hardy closed her eyes, wrinkling her forehead trying to think. (A/N: Oooooo.that's dangerous.) Reika suddenly popped up behind Hardy throwing a rock towards her. The rock hit Hardy in the back of the head. Hardy looked around rubbing the back of her head. "What the? Who did that?" Reika disappeared in a poof of white smoke. 'POOF!' "THAT'S IT!" Cried Hardy a light bulb appearing over her head. The light bulb started to die out. Hardy took it down from over her head and flicked it, the light bulb regained it's light and Hardy set it above her head again. Hardy glared into the dark, causing a lightning bolt to exit her eyes. This caused a semi-large clearing, stage, and single judges chair to appear.
'Now, to find the competitors.' Thought Hardy. She wandered off to make a notice about the competition. She returned in about 2 minutes with a 5-foot pile of papers in her hand. She looked around searching for a place to put the papers. The flyers read, 'Swimsuit competition. HOT GUYS ONLY!! (No I'm not shallow ^-^) Swimsuits provided. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *Ahem* The winner will receive, 1 Tetsaiga, a year supply of Ramen, 1 Shikon No Tama, a signed copy of a Kagome Higurashi picture, and one date with ME!' (Chibi picture of Hardy giving peace sign.) Hardy went around putting the posters up while humming the tune of 'I Want To Change The World.' After 3 hours of putting up posters, Hardy returned to the field. She went and sat in the judge's booth waiting for the contestants. Meanwhile...
****************************************************************** "Sesshoumaru-Sama! Looky!" Cried Rin tugging on Sesshoumaru's robes pointing at the flyer. Sesshoumaru slowly walked over to the flyer. "Hum. Swimsuit competition. 'What ever that is.' And the prize is.. WHAT! THE TETSAIGA!" Sesshoumaru picked up Rin and flew away (like he would have it any other way) to search for the field. Jaken was running behind him. "Wait milord! Don't forget about Jaken!!"
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Hardy still sat in the field twiddling her thumbs, leaning back I her chair waiting for someone to show. 'OOF!' She exclaimed as she fell backwards off the chair on her ass. Hardy stood up brushing herself off as if nothing had happened. She turned around, her wolf ears twitching, hearing a strange noise behind her. She looked down and saw a pair of black shoes. Her eyes made their way up, reaching a yellow and blue sash, armor, and then finally the face of Sesshoumaru.
"Hello, I'm here about the swimsuit competition. Are you the coordinator?"
Hardy looked up at Sesshoumaru drool exiting the corner of her mouth. Sesshoumaru stood with his arms folded looking at Hardy.
"Hello? ARE YOU THE COORDINATOR?" Repeated Sesshoumaru. Hardy just drooled replying "Um hum." "Well then, can I join?" "Um hum." Sesshoumaru glared at Hardy. "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?" Hardy shook her head. "Uh uh." Sesshoumaru continued to glare at Hardy, who was wiping the drool away from her chin. She pointed over to a sheet of paper on the judge's table. "Sign up there." Was all that she could say before her knees gave out on her. Sesshoumaru turned away, looking briefly back at Hardy with a strange look. Hardy's head tilted to the side as she watched Sesshoumaru's ass as he walked away.
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InuYasha and Miroku wandered through the forest in search of Kagome, who had disappeared earlier that morning. Miroku stopped walking to look at a piece of scroll posted on a tree. His eyes grew wide after only reading a couple of words on the paper. 'Contest' and 'Winner gets a date with me.'
"InuYasha it says something here about a swimsuit contest. And the winner gets cool prizes." Miroku called over to InuYasha (Who just happened to be sniffing the ground.what a mutt.)
InuYasha stood up and ambled over to the scroll. "What are you talking about.. what pri- RAMEN!! YEAR SUPPLY! And.. WAIT A SEC... THE TETSAIGA! WHAT THE HELL!"
InuYasha and Miroku took off in the direction that the scent on the scroll told them to go. As they left a certain wolf demon (A/N: Cough, Cough* Kouga *Cough*) watched in disgust. Kouga wandered over to the scroll tearing it off the tree.
"What could be so interesting about a year supply of- A SIGNED PICTURE OF KAGOME? COUNT ME IN!"
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Sesshoumaru and Hardy sat next to each other waiting for other contestants to arrive. Hardy looked over and Rin and Jaken. Rin was chasing a screaming Jaken in circles trying to catch him. Hardy got sick of the screaming. Jaken's high-pitched little voice was screeching in her sensitive Demon ears. She stood up walking quickly over to Jaken and picking the lowly Youkai up by the scruff of the neck. She popped a sock out of thin air making it into a gag and shoved it in his mouth. Hardy then walked over to the tree and tied the struggling Demon to the trunk. Hardy lifted her hands to her nose smelling them. She pulled her hands back making a disgusted face. "Ewwww.That thing stinks!" Hardy returned to the little area where The Lord of the Western Lands sat, and plopped her self down with an exasperated sigh. She looked over at Sesshoumaru who was watching Rin trying to catch a butterfly.
"Sooooooo." Questioned Hardy to break the awkward silence now forming. 'Cricket.Cricket.' Hardy bolted up glaring around. "WHERE IS THE DAMN CRICKET?!! WHERE IS IT?!" (A/N: This cricket seems to turn up in all my fics ne pas?) Hardy saw the cricket trying to hop away and 'ZAP!' Out came another lightning bolt from her eyes. "FRY!' "Humph." whispered Hardy sitting back down next to Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru glanced over at Hardy and looked up and her laid back Demon ears. "So.what kind of Demon ARE you exactly?"
Hardy looked away across the field trying to avoid the question. If he couldn't figure it out, he was dumber than he looked. (A/N: Not that he looks stupid or anything. ^-^) At that time a BIG tornado entered the field and out popped. KOUGA!!!!! InuYasha and Miroku followed him shortly.
Kouga looked over at InuYasha and smiled. "What took ya so long dog turd?"
InuYasha just 'Feh'ed' in return.
All the guys looked down at Hardy as her eyes glazed over and drool poured out of her mouth.
"What's a matter with her?" Questioned Kouga.
"Hot Guy Overload!!!" Hardy screamed, and a hospital heart monitor popped up next to her attaching itself to her arm. 'Beep, Beep, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!'
Reika popped up throwing another rock at Hardys head. The Demons looked over at Reika lifting their noses to the air. They smelled.CAT DEMON!
"CAT DEMON.GRRRRRRRRR!!" Cried the 3 wolf/Dog Demons simultaneously.
'Gulp' "Hi?" Reika pulled at the collar of her shirt. A large sweat drop appeared over her head as the Demons closed in on her. "I think I'm gonna leave now.." Reika disappeared just as the Demons pounced, causing them to slam their heads into each other. Miroku and Hardy (A/N: Back to normal, if you can call it that) sat with their heads in their hands, while the angry Demons rubbed the newly formed lumps on their heads.
Miroku stood up grabbing Hardy's hands in his. (A/N We all know what's coming now.) Miroku looked into Hardys eyes, and started to tell the story of his cursed hand, he then asked THE question. "...In case I die before I finish the task of finding Naraku and ridding my family of this curse... Will you bear me a son?!" Hardys eye twitched slightly, and she yanked her hands away from Miroku. She put them to her face with a scared look. "NO! YOU HAVE TO W-I-N THE C-O-N-T-E-S-T BEFORE THEN YOU GET A DATE! A DATE WITH ME! GOT THAT?!" Hardy sat down calmly smoothing her hair as Miroku sighed heavily, mumbling something about people always saying no. Hardy and the rest of the Demons laughed as Miroku plopped down on the ground, arms crossed.
"It's NOT funny." Whined Miroku
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Naraku sat in a tree reading something that had fluttered down from the sky and landed on his head. 'Hum.. swimsuit contest.and the winner gets.. heh.. the Shikon No Tama. Perfect. I might just have to enter that.' Naraku vanished to go check out this, 'Swimsuit contest' thing.
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All the guys were gathered in a semi-spread out, group, while Hardy sat watching them trying not to drool.
'Hum, only 4 contestants.well at least it's an even number.' Thought Hardy. "OK! Lets start the comp-"
Before Hardy could finish Naraku popped up in front of her.
"I want to join the competition." Naraku spat at Hardy.
Hardy glanced up at Naraku, an EXTREMLY large sweat drop forming.
"Sorry, were full." She replied. The last thing she needed was some over grow freak in a monkey suit joining the competition. Naraku glared at Hardy and up popped.....A MINION!
"If you don't let me join, I will be forced to have my minion kill you." (A/N: Of course the little wimp could not kill me himself...NOOOOOOOOO.) The minion pulled out a big sharp pointy object and pointed it at Hardy. "I will to."
'Gulp' "OK, OK! DON'T HURT ME!" Cried Hardy curling up into a little ball.
Naraku raised an eyebrow and walked over to the group. InuYasha and Miroku were on one side of the group's semi-circle. And Naraku and Sesshoumaru were on the other side. Kouga just sat in the middle of them staring at Hardy.
"....." Hardy thought as she saw Kouga looking at her. Sesshoumaru was glaring at InuYasha, and InuYasha at Sesshoumaru AND Naraku. As well as Naraku glaring at Miroku and InuYasha, and Miroku at Naraku. Kouga sat.STILL staring at Hardy. Hardy got a little freaked and decided to get the competition started.
"OK! LETS GET THIS COMPETITON GOING!"
TBC........
A/N: Well, I just finished chapter 2 of my fanfic and it is really funny. I finished the comp. In the 2nd chapter cuz I didn't feel like writing anymore. Well, read and review this story, and just to keep you guys wanting to read this story.the next chapter involves SPEEDOS! I.E The notice that said "SWIMSUITS PROVIDED.MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yes, well R/R and tell me what ya think.